Ann Aguirre
@annaguirre
NYT & USA Today bestselling writer. Enjoys Korean dramas, music, movies, video games, pet photos. The Hocus Pocus Handbook = Sept 1! she/her Wrote Enclave & Strange Love. Lots of books here! You should read them.
How do you feel about lovable misfits having wild adventures while rebelling against the powers that be? On September 1, clear your schedules. Thea and Kerboros will need your full attention. books2read.com/u/b659wx
Have you heard I have a book coming out on Sept 1? A sequel to The Only Purple House in Town, and it's EVEN BETTER. It has meticulously researched fae spells + found family goodness you crave. How do you feel about forbidden love?! www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/... Click now!
I am now doing a promo. Pre-order The Hocus Pocus Handbook if you love my books and/or if you want me to write more of them. bookshop.org/p/books/the-... Please share & tell people about the book, coming Sept 1.
I bought these a while ago. When I need to clean & don't feel like it, I use a dust buster where it's most needed, then I put these on & dry dust mop with my feet. Next, I spay the floor with a mix of water, Dawn, & vinegar and skate around in a second, clean pair. Air dry. Works pretty well.
Behold my beautiful award. It comes with an optional support dong, which is pretty awesome.
My off-site office is finally done and decorated. Thrift shops rule! I thinks it's so cozy and cute.
Good news! @barnesandnoble.com is running a fabulous 25% promo for rewards & premium members! Use code “PREORDER25” when you check out from B&N.com between 6/23-6/26. (Free signup required) Preorders are a great way to support me! I appreciate you, readers. www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-hocus-...
Happy Pride Month! As part of my graduate studies, I have encountered something I want to share with y'all. saigecounseling.org/initialism/ If you didn't know all of these definitions, I didn't either. Now we do! Learning is for all stages of human development. 🏳️🌈
If anyone thought I was joking about the "I Work Very Hard, and I Would Like to Try Cake" by A Horse article being a family heirloom... I cut it out of the Onion. I drew that border badly with a Sharpie by hand. I laminated it. I framed it. And this is going right on the wall.
TW; grief & pet loss Our precious girl, Dixie has gone. We gave her a perfect last day; she was our little queen. The last thing I said was, "I love you." The last thing she saw was my face. The last thing she heard was my heart beating for her. Hug your pets today & give them extra treats.
Now is the time when I shitpost about Xfinity. Last week, service was down for days. I canceled. What you see in the QT post ensued. This week, service was out yesterday & today (last day of service). They sent a text asking if it's back on. This is JOKES at this point. 😂 DRAG Xfinity, ok?
The Four Genders? (Found this. Too good NOT to share.) I'm a weirdough, how 'bout you?
🧵 Today's feed-yourself thread: It's not really a recipe, but it's fabulous. Now, you can ruin your budget and the economy right here in your own kitchen! I bring you... Deluxe avocado toast You'll need: 1 piece of bread A ripe avocado Cheese of your choice 1 egg Tomato of choice
Now for the next part: Sometimes you want a treat but you don't have much in the house to bake with and you can't face the grocery store. 3 ingredient peanut butters? YES PLEASE. To bake these, you will need: 1 c peanut butter 1/2 c sugar 1 egg That's it. Put all in a bowl
🧵 Today's feed-yourself thread: First, an easy homemade breakfast sandwich, including a low-carb crumpet. This takes about 5 minutes, including the bread. You will need: 1 3 inch mug or bowl, flat bottom 1 egg 1 T coconut flour 1/2 T butter 1/2 T sour cream 1/2 tsp baking powder
LOOK WHAT I HAVE! (This is the long-awaited sequel to The Only Purple House in Town!) If you want this, @ me here! Random drawing in 1 week. Please @ & repost so lots of people have a chance to enter to win! No caveats to entry, will mail ANYWHERE. (Yes, it could be costly. You're worth it!)
My e-reader died, so I acquired an Obook 5, which is SO small, but I love it. Loaded a bunch of DRM-free books from Kobo, including Frostburn by @suleikhasnyder.bsky.social. Using Calibre, this was a breeze. I installed the Bookerly font and I'm delighted!
Oh fancy! This is the one I got. Basically because it was the cutest one I found. Hope it also works well.
Top with avocado if you like it / have it. Use crema or sour cream if you want. Really, it's up to you! This is how my huevos rancheros turned out. Once you make the tortillas, the dish is very fast. Good luck & let me know if you try this! Enjoy your food.
🧵 Today's feed-yourself thread: With photos! Today, I had a hankering for huevos rancheros. I looked at what it would cost me to order them and NOPE'd out of that idea. Problem was, I didn't have any corn tortillas. I did have a bag of masa corn flour. So first, homemade tortillas!
Lunch lady style pizza with upgrades: Homemade crust, chili garlic sauce and cayenne pepper in the sauce Four cheese Italian cheese blend: mozzarella, provolone, parmesan, gorgonzola + jalapeño gouda
🧵 Today's feed-yourself thread: Huevos montados You might not be familiar with this dish but it's very easy to make. You'll need: Corn tortillas Protein of choice Eggs Spicy sauce or salsa Cheese Optional toppings like avocado or crema