Any idea what this photo is about? Celebrating suits and red ties. O, wait... it´s about the choir in the background. A winning women´s tennis team. Right. Sorry. Honest mistake since I also saw the master shake hands only with the suits. There is no such thing as patriarchy. Really.

The Bored of Peace: "We had him for Christmas, never again!" "You promised you´d have him over half term!" "Are you high?!" "Look, we´ve got kids at home!" "We´re still deep-clensing our spare bedroom!"

Dump published new AI. Apart from everything else moronic, there are zero penquins in Greenland. Zero in the whole of Arctica. They live in Antarctica. Easy to mistake a penquin from a polar bear.

Elon Musk’s Grok AI tells users he is fitter than LeBron James and smarter than da Vinci. Grok also reportedly stated Musk would beat former heavyweight champion Mike Tyson in a boxing match. At least he´s got more hair plugs, implants on his cheek bones and had fat sucked from his cheeks.

Samah Matar, a displaced Palestinian mother, holding her malnourished son Youssef, who has cerebral palsy, in Gaza City on 24 July. Photograph: Mahmoud Issa/Reuters

Gavin Newsom: You sent your troops here without fuel, food, water or a place to sleep. Here they are — being forced to sleep on the floor, piled on top of one another. If anyone is treating our troops disrespectfully, it is you @realDonaldTrump

I´don´t want to embarrass baboons, thay can´t help who the resemble.

Dump was definetly NOT shot.

Zucker wore a rare Swiss watch worth $900,000 - Greubel Forsey "Hand made 1" - in his bizarre video where he offered to help Trump take on governments in countries that Trump thinks is not following HIS social media rules.

This is what JD Vance tweeted on Thanksgiving: Him as Trump´s wife serving a turkey in the form of USA. Not one bit weird.