finally the prophecy is fulfilled

Every word in this makes me want to stick an ice pick in my eye

Anyway, here's Bartleby:

Yes I added $27 because it was at $52,698 and I’m too tired for math.

Thank you, pocket friends, for donating so generously. This fund still needs to raise over $6000 but we got them a lot closer to their goal!

Here’s what they are raising for. But the pressing need right now is rent.

Them: I used [water-guzzling doom bot] so this data may not be accurate Me:

This part of the new release email looks like a @ifbookspod.bsky.social roster

Finally, some good news.

I was holding up relatively okay but yesterday I donated all my late kitty’s leftover food to an org helping pets get through ICE occupation, and then got home and cried for about an hour. Petra was 22, and died a month ago. She was the sweetest girl.

Yeah, @washingtonpost.com, I really don’t think that @roncharles.bsky.social’s newsletter is the smartest place to ask people to resubscribe.

Cannot credit this most excellent image that’s been floating around.

Must be terrible to need something from someone and not get it.

Literally today

If only I'd known when I was playing with my Hoth set as a kid that someday Minnesota would get its very own snowtrooper invasion.

If a Minnesotan says to you, "I don't plan to let you do that," run.

They do not deserve Petra.

Hey, @startribune.com, who deployed the chemical spray?

Happy 21st birthday to this angel. My Petra baby is all grown up!

Anyway, here’s Catman.

Ladies and Gentlepeople, your 1991 World Series champion Minnesota Twins

Anyway, here's an absurdist cat.

Planned Parenthood filling me with confidence here

Lol. No.

Hex wants to distract you with his yogurt-face.

How long do you have?

Yeah, I really don't think that's going to do it.

Okay, well, I'm going to go find a hollowed out tree and live there the rest of my days now. Thank you, everyone, for your friendship.