francis derby's delightful dining experience
@annihilator
saw a hawk pick up a squirrel one time CBNCBNCBN on letterboxd
italian influences on south american ingredients. like the things i have gotten before are: - lomito (ham/cheese/lettuce/tomato/eggs/beef on focaccia). pictured. - chivito (most of above on a bun) - sausage sandwich on w/chimichurri. also pizza on the menu? and empanadas. so many amazing empanadas.
someone books a 10 am meeting with me, at 9:30. they ask how it's going and i just drop this into chat
this post popped into my head during shavasana at yoga tonight. beautiful.
someone is indescribably upset that there are dozens of birds on the lawn and in the trees out front, and he's stuck in here
in honor of the 259 points opponents scored against my poor, mistreated badgers and the wicked devil luke fickle. you simply must support the #CharitibundiBowl folks ignore that the number is wrong that includes processing fee (another fuckup to blame on coaching)
today, the good lord BEEFTANK encountered a predator above him on the food chain: turkey gang
for her birthday we had my mom over and got her some sherbet to her very specific requirements/tastes, and she got to meet beef. she enjoyed both to the extent that a defniitely-spectrum eastern european immigrant will ever admit. pictured: the lord, mid-yawn when i told him we'd need his throne
BEEFTANK presents: the night of the hunter
when the server at a new restaurant warns you "the sandwich is very large." believe him
pov you have been listening to a company Kickoff for 7 hours and welcome death
pretty satisfied with where i'm sitting here, but to make it "fair" i should be offered australian citizenship for meritorious service to your country
oh so they were like EATING people eating people huh
the world is full of nightmares but ALSO our idiot son will loudly growl at dogs being walked outside, like he's going to do anything about it pictured: not a time where he was doing that
when you are sleepy but screaming about it
the young prince Beeftank has returned from his first vet visit. verdict: healthy, incredibly photogenic, everyone there loves him. nothing we didn't already know.
the New Cat (we got a new cat), Lord BEEFTANK, will scream at you until you follow him to the basement and stand at the top of the basement stairs while he goes down to use the litter box. a simple man of simple needs.
first issue arrived today. hell yeah, what a sick idea.
"turkey's the worst holiday meal, and meat!" you lack the spark of creation. you are abominated before god. i am eating well.
laughing really hard that the redaction people got lazy so after a point you just have stuff like this. huh i wonder who the person who wasn't "jeffrey epstein itunes at gmail" that got redacted here was?
happy wednesday and a very Smell You Later to all not involved
big shoutouts to @bitterkarella.bsky.social for making me do a double-take on vacation when i spotted Moonflow in Auckland (Time Out)