You *blink* and before you know it, it's time to go to bed to prepare for a whole new day of being stressed and annoyed for 8 hours all over again.

The way I forgot just how fucking great 'American Horror Story: Roanoke' was?! I've been re-watching this week and I'm LOCKED IN as if I've never seen it before.

LMAOOOOO! "Momma gotta have a life too, Jody."

MAN FUCK MAN! 😮‍💨

OH! 🤭

I could never forget this gifage right here. Their chemistry is insane. 🫦

One thing about me? If I see someone being mean and hateful for no reason, I'm going to make a mental note. I'm also going to go through the replies, quotes and likes to peep game on who is cosigning it.

Working a call center job will have you not even wanting to glance over and see your phone from the corner of your eye after the work day is done. I swear fo' bacon grease & greens.

YES! Heavy on the cock and tail!

But you collecting that coinage, though! 😭

Korri after that drop-kick: (SEISter is a whole bitch for that and I'm really glad Korri is okay). #BadBoysDR

I hope I sleep so good tonight.

Yeahhh this is her. I really like her so far.

The signs were always there. #BadBoysDR

- To start up all this shit, bringing parents into the conversation, acting a plum ass fool in this Scottish restaurant and then to retreat to the van and start crying like nobody's victim is truly insane. A SNAKE. #RHOA

- Porsha really did not want to take it there with Shamea. #RHOA

- Shamea, pack it the fuck up. Why in stale Hell would Porsha send Pilar to your home, knowing what you and your mother have said about her and her mother? This is nothing but another example of her grasping at straws to come at Porsha for her attention. The lady is a LOSER, your honor. #RHOA

- ShaMESSY is so fucking bothered by Porsha, it is RAHDIKULOS and the fact that Porsha pays her complete dust, which makes her seethe even more. This woman is THE WORST. #RHOA

HM. #BB28

You know what, Dee?! CLOSE ENOUGH! Now give us some GTA6 spoilers. #BB28

This is maddd awkward. HELP! #BB28

Devens is singing like a fucking canary and it's only been 15 minutes. I- Dee is me, because what the feuk are you doing, sir? #BB28

It wasssss! I let out an audible "AWHHH!"

The "legends" are wasting no time getting these alliances together, hons. #BB28

I hope they go home back to back. #BB28

#BB28

Well so much for my Cookout alliance hope. #BB28

FOR FUCKS SAKE, OMG. I haven't tuned into feeds yet, but damn. I done already missed A LOT. I am so deeply disappointed! UGH.