ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ

@aotearoa-nz

Family, pets, rugby, cricket, good c*nt (iv&v), politics tragic. Pākehā, tangata tiriti. Kāpiti Coast, Aotearoa NZ Information is a virus.

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ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ@aotearoa-nz· 23d

Half&half football shirts are so lame Evander Holyfield committed at least

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ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ@aotearoa-nz· 23d

This image is from the 1980s anime series Cat's Eye, featuring the character Hitomi Kisugi, playing with her dark hair and saying "one bad vibe and I'm out" over her shoulder

ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ@aotearoa-nz· 24d

CURSED!! 🤣

Sports
Trump Says It's 'Hard to Bet Against Messi' Ahead of Argentina vs Spain World Cup Final

ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ@aotearoa-nz· 26d

Everyone in Chch burning wood fires 😬 www.iqair.com/air-quality-...

AQI map showing dangerously high levels in Chirstchurch and Kaiapoi

ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ@aotearoa-nz· 26d

'Snivelling Wokesters' and 'Indian Tsunami'

RNZ
Winston Peters reveals names of the two new Cook Strait ferries

ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ@aotearoa-nz· Jul 13

Mark Zuckerberg's $80 billion Metaverse endeavor officially scrapped: 'Sometimes … we get things wrong

ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ@aotearoa-nz· Jul 13

Mr business has chimed in. Ffs

1News
Breaking News
Sir Sam Neill 'one of ourgreatest cultural exports' Christopher Luxon

ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ@aotearoa-nz· Jul 10

Doh! I just realised I based it on the NH Pleiades instead of Matariki, so it was upside-down. For shame! Mānawatia a Matariki!

My updated flag design. Blue lower right corner, red stripe with black upper left with Matariki (not Pleiades this time!) consolation in white stars.

ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ@aotearoa-nz· Jul 10

GET IN!!! #WSTvWAR #UpTheWahs

James Fisher-Harris roaring the the tiger's faces

ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ@aotearoa-nz· Jul 10

Kip might need a mid-winter groom #AotearoaPets 🐶🇳🇿

Kip a slate grey scruffy looking dog with alert ears and attentive face (schipperke x cocker spaniel) reclining in the sun looking

ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ@aotearoa-nz· Jul 9

I'd always pop into the NPG in London if I had time between meetings: www.nationalgallery.org.uk/paintings/ge...

The Kent-style frame on Stubbs’s Whistlejacket was made in England in the eighteenth century and is crafted from pinewood. Carved and oil-gilded, the frame has a raised outer moulding with an egg-and-dart motif.

ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ@aotearoa-nz· Jul 8

"America is not built for the beautiful game." 🤔

United States at the FIFA Women's World Cup
Performance of United States in soccer tournament
United States at the FIFA Women's World Cup
The United States women's national soccer team is the most successful women's national team in the history of the Women's World Cup, having won four titles, earning second-place once and third-place finishes three times. The United States is one of five countries including Germany, Japan, Norway, and Spain to win a FIF… Wikipedia

ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ@aotearoa-nz· Jul 8

Tja, just beat it straight and shore it up with a couple of 2x4!

Mr. O'Reilly from Fawlty Towers, an ineffective and God-fearing Irish cowboy builder played by actor David Kelly who Basil hires in The Builders episode.

ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ@aotearoa-nz· Jul 8

Oi Luxo! #NZPol

JUST WALK OUT

you can leave

work
social thing
movies
home
class
dentist
clothes shoppi
too fancy weed store
cops if your quick
friend ships

IF IT SUCS... HIT DA BRICKS

real winners quit

Cd: dasharez0ne

ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ@aotearoa-nz· Jul 4

Jesus F'ing Chirst! #NZLvFRA #NationsCup 🏉

All Blacks vs France
One NZ Stadium Chirstchurch

ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ@aotearoa-nz· Jul 1

Ep. 328, in which Mitty discovers the joy of an electric blanket in winter ☺️ #AotearoaPets

Mitty our tabby cat sitting in the fold of a thick winter duvet, loafed to the max, looking irritated by the disturbance.

I turned the electric blanket to max about five minutes before said gravity loaf photo.

ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ@aotearoa-nz· Jun 30

C.O.P.E.

Demented world leader says what?

Do you think people appreciate what a fantastic job we did in building and operating the Great American State Fair at the National Mall, packed with happy people, and everybody loving it? Ask yourself this simple question, "DO YOU THINK THAT OBUMA OR SLEEPY JOE BIDEN COULD HAVE DONE IT?" THE ANSWER IS NO!

ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ@aotearoa-nz· Jun 25

about 70-80% of NZ households have heat-pumps:

Old style projection of Aotearoa NZ overlaid on a map of the Iberian peninsula, which is where it'll be if mirrored across the globe.

The Antipodes
New Zealand is on the opposite side of the earth from Europe.

ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ@aotearoa-nz· Jun 23

Usual Suspects (2026)

Line-up of US presidential war criminals, Joe & Dr. Jill Biden, Obama and Michelle, Bush & Wife, Clinton and Hilary.

[Pablo Martinez Monsivais/Getty]

ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ@aotearoa-nz· Jun 23

I'm not sure how accurate that is. Sure, there's more activity in North America than Europe and Central Asia, but most lightning strikes occur around the tropics. Here's a NASA map:

AFP: "Global lightning intensity. #AFPGraphic showing which parts of the world experience more lightning strikes on average per year."

Intense around central Africa and other tropical latitudes.

ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ@aotearoa-nz· Jun 22

Apparently they import about $4.5bn of grains annually, so it's about 200 years' worth.

1. Nuclear reactors & machinery (HS code 84): $13.4 billion (21.1%)

2. Electrical machinery & equipment (HS code 85): $9.4 billion (14.8%)

3. Vehicles (HS code 87): $7.35 billion (11.6%)

4. Pharmaceutical products (HS code 30): $5.77 billion (9.1%)

5. Cereals (HS code 10): $4.63 billion (7.3%)

6. Plastics & articles thereof (HS code 39): $4.25 billion (6.7%)

7. Iron and steel (HS code 72): $3.67 billion (5.8%)

8. Optical & medical instruments (HS code 90): $2.78 billion (4.4%)

9. Paper & paperboard (HS code 48): $1.96 billion (3.1%) 3

10. Animal or vegetable fats & oils (HS code 15): $1.64 billion (2.6%)

ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ@aotearoa-nz· Jun 22

unlikely. the ammo dump explosion in Toropets only registered 3.3

Ukrainian drone attack triggers huge blasts at Russian ammo depot
The explosions in Toropets, in the Tver region, were so intense that they were picked up by NASA satellites and earthquake monitors. Sept 18th 2024, NBC.

ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ@aotearoa-nz· Jun 22

LUXON!!

David Mitchell at the boss in the Hennimore sketch screaming in anguish.

ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ@aotearoa-nz· Jun 22

Nice. I tried to take a photo of a tiny, lobster-clawed spider on the wash the older day.

Tiny spider, about half the size of my little finger nail, with a squat body and lobster like claws, on a faded burgundy rugby jumper in the winter sun.

ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ@aotearoa-nz· Jun 19

Yeah, so stylish.

Joanna Lumley and David McCallum in Sapphire & Steel (1979)

ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ@aotearoa-nz· Jun 17

No, I can see it

ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ@aotearoa-nz· Jun 16

Explains the baggy mob-boss suits

Photo of trump sitting looking like he's wearing an adult diaper. He's had incontinence for years, apparently.

ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ@aotearoa-nz· Jun 14

This brings me joy 😆

Weather Channel forecast, 92°f with a Severe Thunderstorm Watch

rain radar with lines of thunderstorms sweeping in from the west

ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ@aotearoa-nz· Jun 12

Did they have scaffolding up, or is that a cope-cage for a building!? 😅

Scaffolding or cope-cage for a building!? You decide.

ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ@aotearoa-nz· Jun 12

BREAKING: Williamson retires from intl cricket. One of the greats, all time, without question. Ka pai Kane 🏏

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