apbeecher
@apbeecher
Be kind. Also, support the #OxfordComma. #ॐ
When celebrating #NationalIceCreamDay today, please do so responsibly and avoid this entirely. "With Swirls of Blue Cheese" So much no.
It is incredibly sad that many Americans will buy this enormous stack of b*llshit that tr*mp has laid out about one of his current spectacular failures, the empty and depressing Gr8 American State Fair. You know who attended? Crickets. #America #dumptrump #failure
Happy #CanadaDay 🇨🇦 to all our *awesome* neighbors to the north! Sorry for all the ruckus downstairs 🤦🏼♂️🇺🇸. Some of us are working on it. Should have it cleaned up in 2 years, ideally less 🤞🏼. Hope you have a great day, eh! (had to; it's like a rule) #Canada #CanadaRocks #Poutine
In case you missed today's attempted #EpsteinFiles Distraction, there's this:
I saw this in one of @aaronparnas.bsky.social's excellent updates and thought the OP's insights worth sharing. Common sense, well-stated. #evicttrump #Iran
Happy #NationalCheeseDay! Note: The sandwich picture makes me salivate because Grilled Cheese Sammiches rock. You could even say that they rock down to Electric Avenue. And then, and then they take it higher 🙌🏼. nationaldaycalendar.com/celebrations...
I hope my #WordleinTwo makes your weekend a little brighter 👍🏻. #BodybyWordle #Wordlerama #Wordlein2
Pick a Bond from the photos you already have in your phone. This could legitimately work. "007: Bounty Hunter"
Happy Cinco de Mayo to all who celebrate! #CincoDukesMayo #twang #houseoftwang #DukesMayonnaise #cincodemayo #DukesMayo
Checked your profile before responding. I did not know "Yippee ki yay, melon farmer" was a thing, and now that I do, I will make it my own 👍🏻. Thank you.
Knowing how much trump values popularity, these numbers must really sting. #impeach #removetrump #blasphemy #Jesus #America #PopeLeo
Later, he's going to build one right next to it and paint them both gold, in a partnership deal with his favorite golden arches. #impeach #removetrump #America
#Easter means different things to different people. In related news, my country's president is a global vulgar embarrassment to America and #humanity as a whole. #Impeach #removetrump @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social #America #Canada @mark-carney.bsky.social
Why did I end up in the timeline where the president of the US is so totally devoid of character and humanity?
Pretty sure trump is going to time the release of his version of the #EpsteinFiles to the release of Avengers: Doomsday
Fret not! I believe that the sweet potato in question had planned that escape, and is now living la vida loca somewhere, free from captivity in the grocery store or someone's kitchen. You are now part of the Sweet Potato Liberation Army.
Merry Christmas from Austin, TX, and my first-ever visit to Allens Boots! www.allensboots.com Loving the hat, but not sure I can rock it back in Boston ... 🤠 (hi, @kab-austin.bsky.social @sxsw.com @austinchronicle.bsky.social @kab-austin.bsky.social, and other awesome Austinians!
I get that, but have seen the lavish and gaudy gold that he now has bedecking the Oval Office?