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he/him | advocating in court for a living in the Midwest, USA pfp is someone who looks like me at an early 90s Pixies show banner is dark trees against bright orange clouds

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appalled aplomb@appalledaplomb· Jun 3

look at this freakin' dynasty I built

63-19 projected record with an A grade, team rating of 88.
2010s Chris Paul at PG
2020s Kevin Porter Jr. at SG
2000s Metta World Peace at SF (never forget the stolen season, Malice at the Palace, etc.)
1970s some guy named Truck Robinson (for real) at PF
2010s Anthony Davis at C

appalled aplomb@appalledaplomb· Jun 2

I did better on my first one, I swear. Now, I only spin once each round, mind you.

My score screen from this game 82-0, I went 46-36 which is graded a C, so not really that good.

appalled aplomb@appalledaplomb· May 27

screen shot from NBA Live "97 game showing the Chicago Bulls in white and the Utah Jazz in purple. The scoreboard reads UTA 19, CHI 18. A Utah Jazz player is going up toward the hoop with his left hand for a big dunk or cool lay up maybe

appalled aplomb@appalledaplomb· May 27

that's some NBA Live '97 shit

screen shot from NBA Live '97 game, teams are Chicago Bulls in white vs probably the Boston Celtics in green

appalled aplomb@appalledaplomb· May 21

appalled aplomb@appalledaplomb· May 1

flag of Ukraine. horizontally divided blue-yellow national flag. Its width-to-length ratio is 2 to 3.

appalled aplomb@appalledaplomb· Apr 29

Dr. Giggles.

appalled aplomb@appalledaplomb· Apr 28

I cried when the Cubs lost in the 2003 playoffs and again in 2008 when they did the same. And I cried after reading the last lines of Rocannon's World, by Ursula K. Le Guin (spoiler alert, these are the last lines of Rocannon's World):

They walked in silence side by side, seven steps to the parapet; then Ganye, looking up toward the blue, dim bulwark of the mountains, said, "Stay with us here." Rocannon paused a little and then said, "I will. For a while." But it was for the rest of his life. When ships of the League returned to the planet, and Yahan guided one of the surveys south to Breygna to find him, he was dead. The people of Breygna mourned their Lord, and his widow, tall and fair-haired, wearing a great blue jewel set in gold at her throat, greeted those who came seeking him. So he never knew that the League had given that world his name.

appalled aplomb@appalledaplomb· Apr 16

gif of the beast from Beauty and the Beast telling Belle that "it's forbidden."

appalled aplomb@appalledaplomb· Feb 24

Happy Twin Peaks Day!

Screencap from Twin Peaks : Diane, 11:30 AM, February 24th. Entering The Town Of Twin Peaks

appalled aplomb@appalledaplomb· Feb 10

reminds me of this game.

Image from SkiFree computer game with a yeti chasing after downhill skiers.

appalled aplomb@appalledaplomb· Dec 24

My favorite album to play around the holidays.

Screenshot of Star of Wonder from songs for Christmas by Sufjan Stevens.

appalled aplomb@appalledaplomb· Sep 24

Defector should bring back the Tom Brady Crud Not Crud score meter.

Defector's was Tom Brady Crud or Not Crud scoring meter with green at the not crud, yellow in the middle, and red at the crud.

appalled aplomb@appalledaplomb· Sep 24

But we all know what he actually looks like in person:

Tom Brady - what he actually looks like in person.

appalled aplomb@appalledaplomb· Sep 17

Hereditary is so visually beautiful and has truly terrifying moments.

Promotional image for the movie, Hereditary, with Toni Collette and Milly Shapiro. It's a very scary movie.

appalled aplomb@appalledaplomb· Sep 17

Tommy Boy.

appalled aplomb@appalledaplomb· Jul 7

Egg breakfast.

A plate of scrambled eggs and a fork.

appalled aplomb@appalledaplomb· Jul 6

Italian dinner.

Plate of spaghetti with red sauce and a bottle of Peroni Nastro Azzuro beer.

appalled aplomb@appalledaplomb· Jun 4

But stay there long enough, and you become the owner.

Stevie from Schitt's Creek standing outside the Rosebud Motel.

appalled aplomb@appalledaplomb· Jan 23

Watch it this Valentine's Day!

My Bloody Valentine (the movie) promotional image.

appalled aplomb@appalledaplomb· Dec 25

Watch Rare Exports this Christmas. I recommend it.

appalled aplomb@appalledaplomb· Dec 12

A photo of Future Islands singer Samuel T. Herring singing next to a photo of Bane from the movie The Dark Knight Rises.