Little awkward when you’re cleaning out grandpa’s house and find the lube. 😳

Please come to OKC/Norman. 🙏

Same vibe.

Watched me assemble her expensive new cat tree. Walked away, disinterested. I found her napping inside the box. Now I have to pretend I know nothing about the tree, so she can “discover” it, and claim it as her own. (Hopefully, because it will be a pain in the ass to return.)

I remember that time he was so embarrassing that even Princess Anne was talking smack.

He's going to lose his shit when he sees the lineup for the Obama Library grand opening.

$1000 coupon. Generous.

I laughed at the AARP mailing when I turned 40, but dang, this one was a punch in the gut.

Limited edition freedom salads, star spangled pretzels. America’s really going all out for the 250th birthday.

I bought a prepackaged salad. (Yes I was too damn lazy to make my own salad tonight.) It is a limited edition salad, honoring our Great Nation’s 250th birthday. Let freedom ring, y’all.

Wearing the Cone of Shame while she recovers from having two bladder stones removed. We tried a onesie, but she managed to get it off. She pretty much hates me right now. We’ve got another week of this. It’s going to be a long one.

These two got engaged next to Cinderella’s Castle. Their friends filmed the proposal, which was carefully choreographed. Must be influencers. I guess that’s how the kids get married these days. Best of luck to them.

An oldie but a goodie!

At Disney World, with many people. Many, many people.

I avoid the other place like the plague, but BBN provides cheap entertainment at times like these. Must have taken them all of 10 minutes to turn on the guy. And their coach! I think our fanbase is nuts (including me sometimes), but those guys are on another level of crazy.

"After much reflection and prayer", he's declaring for the draft? He and his dad were seen at KCI the day after the season ended. 😂

Great time for whatever is left of FEMA to be run by an Acting Administrator.

"I'm just saying that fluoride is dangerous. I'd much rather die from heavy metals, agricultural runoff, and raw sewage in my drinking water. Now get out of my face so I can make another fake workout video with Kid Rock."

Is Oklahoma the only place where candidates still boast of supporting the most unpopular POTUS in modern times?

I had this as wallpaper for a time. (KU had just won the final meeting in Hearnes.)

Here's an all-time favorite.

And this.

I hope Dennis Gates made Tiller aware of Mizzou's proud history.

“Open up the Fuckin’ Strait you little bastards.”

Are Karoline, Kegseth, and the Millers going? Don't threaten us with a good time, White House.

People get hurt, but suck it up, 'cuz it's a big game? That's a thing?