Ah Cool, A Blastoise (@aquakong) · DIRTY

Ah Cool, A Blastoise

@aquakong

I USED TO work in movies and now can't AFFORD to lose at Magic the Gathering. Set lighting tech/console programmer working in film and TV in Sarasota Florida. Mostly Magic the gathering and half-hearted shit posting.

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Ah Cool, A Blastoise@aquakong· 3d

Yanno who was really REALLY killing it in the end of the 90s/early aughts? Adam Kubert.

Me and my nephew Vinnie in front of an Adam Kubert art of Magneto, crouching and looking menacing

The entrance to The Amazing Adventures of Spider Man, with Spidey jumping at ya throwing a thwip

Captain America winging his shield at MODOK, who is off screen. In front of him is me, my nephiews

Ah Cool, A Blastoise@aquakong· 4d

I really got to get around to listening to this one day

A CD jewel case, the booklet isabeled, "Richard Flint's Understanding and controlling procrastination"

Ah Cool, A Blastoise@aquakong· 4d

A that's what I call music style graphic that says, "Yo guys it's me, Charly"

Ah Cool, A Blastoise@aquakong· 7d

A woman who looks a LOT like the woman in the clip below holds her palms up and exclaims, "careful... My bones"

Ah Cool, A Blastoise@aquakong· 17d

A cartoon of a plump yellow man with his arms spread looking upward and exclaiming next to a partially bitten smaller yellow man who looks shriveled. The bottom of the frame is the top of a word balloon coming from the larger yellow man's mouth.

Ah Cool, A Blastoise@aquakong· 21d

I think you see here my final BBTS haul. I think I got enough lil people.

A 6 inch action figure of The Tick, styled after the Saturday morning cartoon. He's technically standing next to Keaton's Batman but only just visible frame right.

The X Men 97 archangel figure flies over the other x men.

Daredevil stands in amidst Street level heroes. Behind his head radiates his sonar sense.

Ah Cool, A Blastoise@aquakong· 24d

Manic rick sanchez, an old man with white spikey hair a unibrow no eyelids and a huge mouth drooling on his chin, has a word balloon eminating from his open mouth

Ah Cool, A Blastoise@aquakong· 28d

Okay from now on I collect only maximum series figs

Three action figures stand in front of softly backlit horizontal blinds. On the left, Deadpool in a red and black body suit holds two replicas of the sword from Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon in a pose ready for action. Behind him stands Thor, in a helmet, grey tunic and scale armor on his arms and legs. A red cloth cape flows behind him, and he holds aloft a hammer with blue plastic lightning raising into the sky from it. On the right crouches Spiderman, in his red and dark blue suit, ready to thwip some web. They look very cool.

Ah Cool, A Blastoise@aquakong· Jul 11

Post an album you've listened to 100 times When it comes, we'll know what we're made from

A square of gridded paper, with BECK printed as if made from lego blocks sliding from the top right corner into the middle of the field

Ah Cool, A Blastoise@aquakong· Jul 10

The mayor from Ghostbusters II with the top of a word balloon at the bottom of frame

Ah Cool, A Blastoise@aquakong· Jul 5

No cheating (unless I'm NAUGHTY) last saved celeb is your therapist

Lucielle Bluth, played by Jessica Walter, a very posh looking white woman, squints into the distance. The subtitle says, "Earlier that day..." Lucielle's quote reads, "I don't care for Jetsons"

Ah Cool, A Blastoise@aquakong· Jun 26

A doctor, played by Tim Heidecker, tilts his head back and away with a smirk. The meme caption says, "I actually want him to die more than the other guy"

Ah Cool, A Blastoise@aquakong· Jun 22

Twofer

A blue magic the gathering card called "Capsize" which depicts a wooden ship with two wings that ape sails flying against clouds, trailing magical smoke and tilting hard left as people and objects fall off. The card says "return target permanent to owners hand" with buyback 3 and costs 1 and two blue.

A blue magic the gathering card called "morphling" depicts a mage in a red robe holding a staff wearing steampunk gear facing a duplicate of themselves, but the dupicate has small wings and a tail. It costs 3 and two blue and says, "blue: untap morphling
blue: it gains flying until end of turn
blue: morphling gains shroud until end of turn
1: it gets +1/-1 until end of turn
1: it gets -1/+1 until end of turn."
It's a 3/3.

Ah Cool, A Blastoise@aquakong· Jun 22

This card will never not be funny to me. "My commander is a couple regular people who have social security numbers. They pay taxes".

The MtG card for Ellie and Alan, Palentologists, a Real magic the gathering card.

Ah Cool, A Blastoise@aquakong· Jun 11

Maxie tweets, "I spilled baked beans all over myself watching cars 2 in theaters and a black teenager shouted, 'this dude eating beans' & everyone laughed"

Ah Cool, A Blastoise@aquakong· Jun 8

Without downloading any new pics, what's it like to date (and/or be married to) you?

Meatwad is dressed as Elvis in a white jumpsuit, and says, "And when you need something that's a responsibility"

Ah Cool, A Blastoise@aquakong· May 27

The guy from Firestarter but he's animated in the style of the Venture Brothers

Ah Cool, A Blastoise@aquakong· May 25

A dog, who wants food

A tricolor idiot dog who weighs about 50 lbs stares intently at a bowl of pasta with tomato which IS TOXIC FOR HIM. he cares not. He straddles a couch and an autumn.

Ah Cool, A Blastoise@aquakong· May 23

The bridge of the original Enterprise from outside, with a title card that reads,"we used to call it,'Kling"

Ah Cool, A Blastoise@aquakong· May 18

I used to be really scarred of Aphex Twin cover art. Still am, but I used to be too.

The fuckin weirdo from Aphex Twin. He's smiling all creepy in a tight closeup.

Ah Cool, A Blastoise@aquakong· May 17

"it's actually Dr Colli-Moon's Monster"

One gummy bear but it's stitched together outta six different color gummy bears

Ah Cool, A Blastoise@aquakong· May 17

ALWAYS FOREVER

Tony Pompadour from Mystery Men insists, "Simic is not dead! Simic is life!"

Ah Cool, A Blastoise@aquakong· May 11

Anybody got some jet fuel I wanna test a hypothesis

A few what I assume are steel beams laid out on the dirt

Ah Cool, A Blastoise@aquakong· May 11

Hey, Spotify, my MUSIC STREAMING APP, just what the fuck is THIS SHIT

A screen grab from my phone of Spotify, which features three thumbnail pictures under a heading, "video episodes for you".

Ah Cool, A Blastoise@aquakong· May 1

DCs The Joker holding a bloody crowbar behind his back with a word balloon top at bottom of frame

Ah Cool, A Blastoise@aquakong· Apr 29

The Geordi no yes meme with him rejecting the Whitehouse skeet, "two kings" with trump and Charles, and him pointing to the Double King from the Felix Colgrave masterpiece

Ah Cool, A Blastoise@aquakong· Apr 23

The boss from smiling friends grabs Alan and says, "we are so fucked"

Ah Cool, A Blastoise@aquakong· Apr 11

This is funny, right? Like this is obviously funny?

An AI image of the return vehicle splashing down, with the tag, "picture of the century"

A tweet that says, "sadly it's AI. And, equally sadly, the picture of the century will probably be one from 9/11".

Ah Cool, A Blastoise@aquakong· Apr 9

This is where I post from

The weird apartment Ed Nygma lives in in Batman Forever. It's weirdly tall and dark, lotta bare brick and a bunch cyberpunk looking old CRT monitors all kinda stacked up next to a fortune telling machine wearing the green riddler suit. Big ass poster of Bruce Wayne over his desk.

Ah Cool, A Blastoise@aquakong· Apr 8

The back of Donald Trump's stupid old head, his ridiculous hair blown off so it is clear he's balding in a bunch of weird patches and frankly it looks like the back of darth Vader's head from that one scene in Empire

The back of Darth Vader's ugly ass head in Empire