The Scorpio King 🦂 👑
@arcoar
Beaver Stater born on the bayou. He/Him. Attorney at Love and professor of chit-chattin. I treat horses good and I'm friendly to strangers. 🖖
Musk and Sorbo grouped together like this calls to mind the joke about how between Bill Gates and I, we have over a billion dollars.
Was gonna crack a joke about how decidedly non-masculine they seem, but I’m glad I didn’t out of fear it would get confused for dogshit takes like this. WTF is “the gay world” and how do I get in?
It's hard to imagine any voters for whom the primary import of these developments is their effect on internal divisions in the Dem Party. And yet that's the entire framing from the lede because most U.S. beltway journalism is done for a small group of insulated pros, and not to inform the public.
WTF does this mean and how on earth is it a justification for publicly speculating about someone else's weight to the 43 THOUSAND PEOPLE who follow you? (Basically: "I know I shouldn't really be saying this, but it's OK, because I want to.")
I know, but it’s my first time wiring a bomb. Please give me once more chance, boss!
“Yes, I agree with you. The police are bad. Let’s double them!” is such terminal elected Democrat brain that I’m actually surprised this guy lost.
Seriously, the fact that only other right-wingers and fascists will acknowledge the emperor's nudity is a huge problem. I feel like this is stronger language than from anyone in NATO when Trump threatened to *go to war* with an ally. newrepublic.com/post/212096/...
Today, as Pride Month hit its midpoint, I woke up to find a decor assist and show of support from nature on my bedroom ceiling.
Have to disagree w/ @sahilkapur.bsky.social and @natashakorecki.bsky.social here. Roe was settled; Kavanagh didn’t technically lie. The unstated follow-up is that the Supreme Ct is the court with the power to *change* settled law. It was strategic ambiguity (obfuscation), as many said at the time!
Mind you, here’s what the authors of the study he relies upon (doi.org/10.1093/resc...) wrote in the abstract:
Because I’m not a sports fan or knower, I generally avoid making fun of them. But this line still made me laugh out loud.
Just saw a gay porn star with a JSTOR tattoo and immediately blurted out “Marry Me!”
I love staying up late to watch porn as much as anyone, but I think I may have some insight into the cause.
One of them monitors my wife’s whereabouts at all times. Another one loves my children. But to find out what the rest do, you’ll have to buy the package.
My weeklong, post-surgery slumber has to end at some point. And I’ve purchased a powerful item that I know will hasten that end. Now I wait for it to arrive and do its magic carpet best.
Safe and respectful of women vs. dangerous and hateful toward women. It’s just so obvious.
Bring in the fainting couch, because generic statements against war are apparently too Political. Also, Jimmy Kimmel made fun of Melania (and her husband) over a very bad *movie* not some political issue. It’s the Oscars—the place to mock bad movies!
I think this writer really just likes to focus on negative records. Makes you wonder, though, were there any winners tonight when they were all pretty big losers? I guess Weapons went 100%.
USA Today using a snap of Elon entering his fraud trial for this is quite a choice.
