And another one 🙄🤬

🎶 The feeling that I can’t go on is light years awayyyyyyyy 🎶 Celine always makes my mood better. Fun fact: She was my first concert. Am I gay?

I saw a cockroach on the wall after I finished taking washing my hands in the bathroom. I made my husband come in to try and kill it and it ran behind the mirror. We couldn’t get it out and now I’m scared. 😭 I closed the bathroom door and put a towel under the opening while I sleep.

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Stop having the first pic or more in your profile of you and another guy so I have to figure out which one is you challenge

My CNN app won’t load on my television so I’m missing the live results 😭

Does anyone else love singing the background vocals of songs, too?

Shaking my ass in the kitchen cooking dinner singing, “Heartbreaker, you've got the best of me but I just keep coming back incessantly”

Is it just me or is it a turnoff for anyone else when someone can’t spell in their profile on an app? I’m sorry, you’re a chemsit? You’re a choreragrapher? (Two very real examples I saw this morning alone)

I got rejected from another job I did multiple rounds of interviews with, including a presentation on one my past deliverables 😤😭 I’m not sure what more I can say or do and I don’t ever get feedback to know how I can improve.

Co-Star has told me two or three different times now that someone I know is moving to Portugal. Is it any of you?!

What the fuck did I just watch? It did start to make sense but then got slower and shifted genres.

Why is the word “Aw” getting flagged as spam on Sniffies? 🙄

Has anyone else watched Something Very Bad is Going to Happen on Netflix? I’m two episodes in and what the fuck?!

Maybe pretty penises are just the friends we made along the way.

What upsets my stomach each morning? Is it my multivitamin? My Descovy? My fruit smoothie with protein powder? My cold brew? All of the above? I’ll never know.

Body tea prompt making me feel body 😭

Question for the class: does anyone have a recommendation for a good electric razor to trim your dick? Emphasize on trim, just to lightly take off some hair so I’m not shedding. Lol The ones I’ve tried took off way too much, even with a guard.

Michelle Branch:

No spoiler review: I was happy with the top two and winner of All Stars. I was also glad to see the cameo from that hottie.

Wow. I love sports 🥵😮‍💨

Folks on Lost thinking it’s John Locke:

I can see the fog and sooty skies as I’m heading from Queens to Long Island

Straight men are weird. They were waiting in line for urinals at the airport bathroom so they wouldn’t stand next to each other. There were dividers, too. I skipped in front of them and went to an empty one.

Does anyone else pull up and read through the full court documents of major Trump admin cases? Or just me?

I don’t know if it’s just me, but I hear certain songs and think, “This would be a great song if I did drag performances.” Here’s one thjnk that of everytjme I hear it: youtu.be/2jXy2JaTo1Q?...

Call me Gaymie Sullivan 💅🏻

“What would you say to six year old Peter?”

I am seated for Off Campus 🥵😮‍💨