Jonah Gregory

@arealjonah

He/They writer of science fiction, fantasy, poetry, and lover of lo-fi photography. Written for: Here There Be Robots, SAYER, Inks & Issues, GeeklyInc, SideQuesting Novella: Beatrice Abandons Ship Working on more stuff right now.

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Jonah Gregory@arealjonah· 28d

A still from the movie Wayne’s World. Wayne, played by Mike Myers, the actor, not the fictional serial killer (that was Michael Myers), is blocking the view of someone off screen with his left hand and pointing with his right. He looks bemused. The caption reads “get-a-load of this guy cam”. You can see the shoulder of a blue plaid shirt and long blonde hair behind him on the right. Is it Garth? A cryptid of some sort? Just the plaid shirt and a wig draped over a chair? Who can say.

Jonah Gregory@arealjonah· Jul 4

Spiders and jack-o-lanterns themed cookies with pretzel legs.

Jonah Gregory@arealjonah· Jun 27

Did some chores. Now I’m enjoying some coffee and reading “All Systems Red” (the first Murderbot book) coffee in my favorite mug (featuring @frankconniff.bsky.social )

A cartoon rendition of Frank Coniff as TV’s Frank from MST3k on a coffee mug.

Jonah Gregory@arealjonah· Jun 25

Jonah Gregory@arealjonah· Jun 18

JJ looking surprised with his hands on his head.

Jonah Gregory@arealjonah· Jun 5

The first 3 are Tali, the family cat. The last one is bonus coffee stand cat.

Jonah Gregory@arealjonah· Jun 4

I forgot I pre-ordered this. Very happy to have a physical edition. If you have not seen this movie, I highly recommend it. I also recommend going in blind. Before this, I had only watched the Update Day skit. Now I’m a fan of both the movie and show.

A blue ray copy of Nirvana the Band the Show the Movie.

Jonah Gregory@arealjonah· Jun 4

Simpsons frame of Marge sitting on the couch with Maggie and Lisa. She looks distressed. The caption reads “that’s true, but he shouldn’t say it.”

Jonah Gregory@arealjonah· May 27

These compression gloves are great because they help with hand pain and let me return to my look in the 00’s.

A gloved hand holding a pen above a paper journal.

My right hand looking cool as fuck wearing the fingerless compression gloves.

Jonah Gregory@arealjonah· May 23

The Enterprise D from Star Trek the Next Generation. The caption reads “Lt. Broccoli Rides Again “

Jonah Gregory@arealjonah· May 23

A closeup of the space station Deep Space Nine from that show Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. The caption reads “quark eats a bug”

Jonah Gregory@arealjonah· May 22

One of the benefits of working from home on a day @brittanygregory.bsky.social is home.

Fancy avocado toast with eggs, Spanish, feta cheese and olives

Jonah Gregory@arealjonah· May 22

It’s beautiful

Closeup of my hand holding a vhs copy of Warriors of the Wind.

Jonah Gregory@arealjonah· May 12

You’re never going to believe what happened when I was exiting the lab at work today.

A large digital clock with the time displayed in big red glowing numbers. The time is 11:38.

Jonah Gregory@arealjonah· May 5

A close up of the original episode 1 Yoda, aka Lemonhead

Jonah Gregory@arealjonah· May 3

Text in the font of the donkey Kong country games on a background of 3d rendered palm trees in front of a blue sky with a few clouds. The text reads “elusive as Robert Denby”

Jonah Gregory@arealjonah· May 3

Jonah Gregory@arealjonah· Apr 26

Louie is normal.

Jonah Gregory@arealjonah· Apr 22

great, just what I need...

Jonah Gregory@arealjonah· Apr 21

a 2-panel screenshot from Comedy Bang Bang. Scott Aukerman is sitting in a chair. He is wearing a maroon sweater.
In the first panel, he looks kind of annoyed. The caption reads "I have a message for all of my haters out there."
The second panel his mouth is open and he does not look annoyed. The caption reads "You were right, I was doing everything wrong, and I promise to be better from now on!"

Jonah Gregory@arealjonah· Apr 10

Jonah Gregory@arealjonah· Apr 4

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using with no explanation.

Powerhouse Hobbs working at a laptop in his ring gear. He is wearing reading glasses.

Jonah Gregory@arealjonah· Apr 1

Marge Simpson standing in a crow at Itchy & Scratchy land.
Caption reads: "Marge: See all that stuff in there, Elon? That's why your rockets never worked."

Jonah Gregory@arealjonah· Apr 1

Replaced the original BORT and “can I borrow a feeling” stickers that turned out not to be waterproof. (Thanks to my cat spilling on them)

Jonah Gregory@arealjonah· Apr 1

don't forget to not believe anything posted today without verifying the source because people like to "prank" me, specifically, with things I think are neat but are actually a "joke".

Tim Robinson wearing a suit and looking confused. The captions reads "Is that the joke..."

Jonah Gregory@arealjonah· Mar 23

I don’t normally read the “thicker than a phone book and also it’s book one of a series” style fantasy books. I blame @timlanning.bsky.social and @fouroffivewits.pizza specifically for me attempting to read this.

A very thick paperback book sitting on a table. It is Brandon Sanderson’s The Way of Kings. There is a guy on a cliff at sunset holding a weird sword. Looks like there is a second dude on a far away cliff too. I’ll bet he too has a weird sword.

Jonah Gregory@arealjonah· Mar 20

Jonah Gregory@arealjonah· Mar 11

The gas station I went to only had comically large versions of the Arnold Palmer.

A 32 oz bottle of Arizona half iced tea, half lemonade.

Jonah Gregory@arealjonah· Mar 8

Listening to the latest Noobtown episode of @372pages.bsky.social and all I could think of when @conorlastowka.bsky.social mentions how many books are left in the series was this meme.

Two panels of the Simpsons. Panel one is Bart looking horrified with the caption “I can’t believe there are nine more of these books.”
Panel two Homer has his hand on Bart’s shoulder comforting him with the caption “nine more of these books, so far!”

Jonah Gregory@arealjonah· Mar 7

Since I have no context, I just assume when people are talking about The Pitt it’s a show about this guy.