Ariadne Griffin

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I write recaps and reviews about British reality TV over at

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Ariadne Griffin@ariadnereviews· 28d

Hopefully getting my nails done tomorrow afternoon (we've had to reschedule twice so🤞) Falero's fairy is my first choice - one of my favourite pieces of art! If my nail tech doesn't have the necessary materials my back up is abstract black, white & pink inspired by Whale and The Wolf album artworks

Falero's fairy - dainty and ethereal.

A selection of nail designs that have fluid shapes with interesting holographic shines and patterns

Fluid black and white nail art.

The cover of Midnight Riot by Whale and the Wolf which features an eye with pink pupils set an inverted triangle.

Ariadne Griffin@ariadnereviews· 28d

He died how he lived - furiously shitting the bed.

a news story about the cyclosporiasis outbreak at Taco Bell, the symptoms of which are explosive diarrhea

Ariadne Griffin@ariadnereviews· 28d

A helpful visual to help with identifying the members of this year's #SewingBee cast! #gbsb

The cast of Sewing Bee

Emma - a woman with a white asymmetrical bob
Lewis - a man that looks like Jake Gyllenhaal if Jake Gyllenhall was from Harrogate
Heather - a woman with thick black hair, it has MANY secrets.
Tim - he looks like a Tim: square and reliable
Dawn - may well run a GP reception desk like the navy
Sam - A well shaven hobbit
Rebecca - a woman that looks genetically engineered to compete on this show
Minnie - not a mouse
Adele - kind of looks like someone who got lost on the way to copete on Interior Design Masters
Angie - A woman that did not want to pose for this photo
Beth - Used and abused the puppy ear filter on Instagram in 2017
Anna - A woman who has never hemmed a thing of her life because she doesn't believe in it.

Ariadne Griffin@ariadnereviews· 28d

and Joanne took that personally

Amnesty International in the google search, the blurb of their website reads "Amnesty International is a global movement of more than 10 million people in over 150 countries and territories who campaign to end abuses of human rights."

Ariadne Griffin@ariadnereviews· Jul 13

Monday

Ariadne Griffin@ariadnereviews· Jul 12

Got home from the shops and have suddenly realised one of these things isn't meant to be here.

My Tesco shop still in the metal shopping basket in my kitchen

Ariadne Griffin@ariadnereviews· Jul 12

I found the gender juice.

A dragon fruit cooler in the Tesco café.bitnis distressingly pink.

Ariadne Griffin@ariadnereviews· Jul 12

I'm a cock destroyer

a Runescape interface confirming I want to destroy an object. The object in question is a Rooster (unchecked)

I cannot reclaim this animal.

Ariadne Griffin@ariadnereviews· Jul 12

this one singular frame is everything to me

Conor McGregor on his back, limbs in the air like a dying beetle, his opponent has taken a brief pause from punching the ever loving crap out of the prone rapist to look at the referee as though to ask "Are you seeing this, dude?"

Also, the floor is branded by Monster Energy and for some reason that does make this somewhat funnier

Ariadne Griffin@ariadnereviews· Jul 11

This reminds me of when they released this poster for "The Crimes of Grindelwald" and everyone was like "Who the fuck are half these people!?"

The Crimes of Grindelwald featuring a cast of 16 people in variations of the same outfits.

Ariadne Griffin@ariadnereviews· Jul 11

Bianca del Rio saying "She's thinking about a sandwich"

Ariadne Griffin@ariadnereviews· Jul 11

Every now and again your Google photos does pick out a banger to remind you of a cute outfit you need to find an excuse to wear again.

A photo of me at my brother's wedding.ni am wearing a blue lace dress with a boater hat and a small handbag that looks like a picnic basket

Ariadne Griffin@ariadnereviews· Jul 11

Very much a gelato day

Ariadne Griffin@ariadnereviews· Jul 11

Bresaola with Grana Padano, Rocket and Balsamic Vinegar is a truly Godly sandwich

Ariadne Griffin@ariadnereviews· Jul 10

Still amazed that despite the odds my track record with plants has stacked against him, my beautiful son has turned 4

A orchid with white petals covered in a pink splotches

Ariadne Griffin@ariadnereviews· Jul 10

you will not make me sad for her. I shall not carry an iota of grief for someone this vile.

a variety of headlines and article segments illustrating Ann Widdecombe's homophobia, transphobia, rape apologia, racism and heaps upon heaps of deeply entrenched internalised misogyny.

Ariadne Griffin@ariadnereviews· Jul 9

Master Chief from Halo puts his hand on Hatsune Mike's shoulder and says "I think we're going to have to kill THE SUN, Miku..."

She responds "Damn..."

It is an edit of the "We're going to have to kill this guy" meme

Ariadne Griffin@ariadnereviews· Jul 9

I'm about to do something extremely financially irresponsible...

A plush store selling very realistic hornbill plush toys using the slogan "We have too many hornbills"

Ariadne Griffin@ariadnereviews· Jul 8

Thinking about Space Cat, the flash game I made for my Interactive Media BTEC back in 2011. I'm still bizarrely proud of this silly thing I made and wish I had more of it than a screenshot 🥹