Aria Argenta 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈♾️

@ariargenta

ESP // ENG (She/Her) Transitioning into mad scientist. I write the code that gives imagination its pixels. The best nerd memes from this side of the BlueSky… I promise.

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Aria Argenta 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈♾️@ariargenta· 25d

Sounds good to me…

A screenshot of a social media post with text stating 'A day on Venus = 243 Earth days' and 'A year on Venus = 225 Earth days' above an image of the surface of Venus. The image shows a rocky, desolate landscape with a yellowish-orange horizon as captured by a lander. Below the image, a post reply that reads: 'Yyyy/mm/dd format is logical there'.

Aria Argenta 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈♾️@ariargenta· 26d

Call things by their name…

A three-panel meme. The top panel has the text What guys think tan lines are next to an illustration of a man's arm with a sharp farmer's tan. The middle panel has the text What girls think tan lines are next to an illustration of a woman's chest and shoulders showing lighter bikini strap tan lines. The bottom panel has the text What tan lines actually are next to a mathematical graph on an x and y axis. A straight line touches a curve at a single point and is explicitly labeled Tangent line, referencing the mathematical abbreviation tan.

Aria Argenta 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈♾️@ariargenta· 26d

*laughs in Linux From Scratch*

Aria Argenta 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈♾️@ariargenta· 27d

In my defence… Plan B is a lot easier.

A two-panel meme featuring a close-up portrait of an anime character with black and blue hair and prominent yellow-pupiled eyes. On the left panel, titled "PLAN A:", the character has a more serious expression, and the list items read: "- GET MARRIED BY 28", "- HAVE KIDS". On the right panel, titled "PLAN B:", the same character has a knowing, slightly mischievous smile, and the text reads: "- Spent the next 30 years trying to prove the Riemann Hypothesis."

Aria Argenta 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈♾️@ariargenta· 28d

You’re my favourite force 🌎

A three-row comparative meme image. The top row features an image on the left labeled '10 km/h' showing children pushing a merry-go-round, and on the right, a person's face getting distorted by the wind. The middle row features an image on the left labeled '100 km/h' showing a crowded roller coaster car on a track, and on the right, a close-up studio shot of a woman's face stretched back drastically by high wind forces, showing her teeth. The bottom row features an image on the left showing Earth with yellow orbital lines indicating rotation and is labeled '1675 km/h', and on the right, a family is shown happily and calmly having a picnic outside at a table. The meme contrasts experiencing great force at slow speeds compared to experiencing peaceful calm despite Earth's extremely high rotational speed.

Aria Argenta 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈♾️@ariargenta· 29d

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A meme using a photo from a football match to represent solar system history. On the right, Erling Haaland in a black uniform, labeled Jupiter, is trying to handle a soccer ball labeled Chicxulub Impactor. The ball is caught mid-air, completely smashing into the face of an opposing player in a maroon uniform, labeled Earth, who is reeling from the blow. In the background, another player labeled Mars watches the brutal impact with a shocked and grimacing expression.

Aria Argenta 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈♾️@ariargenta· Jul 10

Let’s learn with squares 👾

An educational graphic on a dark background illustrating four mathematical data structures using colored blocks. From left to right: The word SCALAR is above a single yellow square. The word VECTOR is above a vertical column of three squares colored yellow, white, and blue. The word MATRIX is above a flat 2D 3x3 grid of various colored squares. The word TENSOR is above a 3D 3x3x3 cube, resembling a Rubik's Cube, composed of multiple smaller colored cubes.

Aria Argenta 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈♾️@ariargenta· Jul 9

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A four-panel Vince McMahon reaction meme about the discovery of a new exoplanet.
Panel 1: Text reads "Earth-sized planet discovered (roughly 6% larger)" next to Vince McMahon looking mildly intrigued and raising his eyebrows.
Panel 2: Text reads "only 150 light years away" next to Vince looking pleasantly surprised and wide-eyed.
Panel 3: Text reads "Orbits a K-type star" next to Vince falling backward in his chair with his mouth open, looking ecstatic.
Panel 4: Text reads "50% chance of being in the habitable zone" next to Vince with glowing red laser eyes, experiencing ultimate hype and excitement.

Aria Argenta 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈♾️@ariargenta· Jul 9

Date urself with a pic or ur first computer IBM 5150… I cannot conceive a computer if it is not without black screen with green letters thanks to it.

Aria Argenta 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈♾️@ariargenta· Jul 8

Functional groups ⚽️

A meme combining organic chemistry nomenclature with the face of soccer player Erling Haaland. It features six rows where Haaland's face acts as a chemical group. Row 1 shows two Haaland faces connected by a single bond, text reads HAALAND (mimicking alkanes). Row 2 shows two Haaland faces connected by a double bond, text reads HAALEND (mimicking alkenes). Row 3 shows two Haaland faces connected by a triple bond, text reads HAALYND (mimicking alkynes). Row 4 shows one Haaland face with a single bond to an OH group, text reads HAALANOL (mimicking alcohols). Row 5 shows one Haaland face with a single bond to a COOH group, text reads HAALANYLIC ACID (mimicking carboxylic acids). Row 6 shows one Haaland face with a single bond to an NH2 group, text reads HAALANAMINE (mimicking amines).

Aria Argenta 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈♾️@ariargenta· Jul 7

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A side-by-side comparison meme illustrating the differences between TCP and UDP network protocols using two anime-style characters drinking water. The left panel, labeled "TCP", shows a neat girl with a ponytail carefully drinking water from a bottle without spilling. Text around her reads: "Connection Oriented", "Slow", "Reporting Errors", and "20 Bytes". The right panel, labeled "UDP", shows a girl with messy hair enthusiastically chugging water from a bottle, spilling it heavily all over her face and shirt. Text around her reads: "Connectionless", "Fast", "No Reporting Error", and "8 Bytes".

Aria Argenta 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈♾️@ariargenta· Jul 6

Harmless they say… 🤧

A "Who Would Win?" meme split into two panels. The top heading reads "Who Would Win?". The left panel is titled "Million Years Of Evolution" and displays the classic linear illustration of human evolution from an ape to a modern human holding a spear, with corresponding skulls shown below each figure. The right panel is titled "Harmless Allergens" and shows isolated images of a bee, a peanut, pink flowers, and a glass of milk.

Aria Argenta 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈♾️@ariargenta· Jul 2

y = Hilbert curve 💀

A cartoon shows four stick figures illustrating different math functions: y=x is standing straight with one arm out, y=x^2 has both arms raised in a U-shape, y=x^3 stands looking slightly distressed with one arm curved up, and y=sin(1/x) is depicted as a chaotic, frantic scribble with a speech bubble saying 'CALL AN AMBULANCE...'

Aria Argenta 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈♾️@ariargenta· Jul 1

Obligatory 🍩 meme

A meme with the text "If a topological human smoked it would smoke" at the top. Below are two illustrations of a light blue topological shape with seven holes arranged in a flower-like pattern, with one in the center and six surrounding it. The top illustration shows a lit cigarette inserted through one of the outer holes, accompanied by the text "like this" to the right. The bottom illustration shows the lit cigarette inserted through the center hole, accompanied by the text "or like this" to the right.

Aria Argenta 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈♾️@ariargenta· Jun 30

🦁

A meme featuring a muscular, anthropomorphic lion sitting on a bench in a dark, gym-like setting, with Chad attitude. The text above reads: 'How noble gases felt after refusing to react with anyone'

Aria Argenta 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈♾️@ariargenta· Jun 29

👖

A meme asking "If a binary tree wore pants would he wear them like this or like this?". The image shows two identical diagrams of a binary tree data structure with circular nodes. The left diagram, shows every single connection between a parent node and its two child nodes wearing a tiny, individual pair of blue jeans. The q diagram, shows the entire binary tree wearing one massive pair of blue jeans, with the root node at the waist and the entire left and right subtrees enclosed within the two pant legs.

Aria Argenta 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈♾️@ariargenta· Jun 26

The worst and most destructive addiction. What Quantum Physics does to a person.

Aria Argenta 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈♾️@ariargenta· Jun 25

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A split-panel image comparing the effects of different gases in the human body using the "Mr. Incredible Becoming Uncanny" meme format. On the left side, the text reads "CO2 in your lungs" above a 3D rendering of a carbon dioxide molecule, shown as one black carbon sphere bonded to two red oxygen spheres. Below this is a standard, calm, black-and-white portrait of Mr. Incredible, representing a normal and safe biological state. On the right side, the text reads "CO in your lungs" above a 3D rendering of a carbon monoxide molecule, shown as one black carbon sphere bonded to one red oxygen sphere. Below this is a heavily darkened, distorted, and horrifying portrait of Mr. Incredible with hollow, glowing white eyes, representing the extreme danger and lethal nature of carbon monoxide poisoning.

Aria Argenta 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈♾️@ariargenta· Jun 24

Post a robot that is not from Star Wars or Transformers

Aria Argenta 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈♾️@ariargenta· Jun 23

Thank you so much plasma membrane 🥰

Aria Argenta 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈♾️@ariargenta· Jun 22

That’s it Ashley… You’ll wait with the Merchant

A two-panel fan comic based on Resident Evil 4 referencing mathematical optimal packing problems. The top panel shows Leon's inventory briefcase. Instead of the game's neat orthogonal grid, the center is filled with square ammo boxes rotated at chaotic, uneven diagonal angles, directly mimicking the mathematically optimal but visually messy diagrams for packing squares into a larger square. Other items like a handgun, shotgun, herbs, and a fish are squeezed into the remaining gaps. The bottom panel shows Leon staring down at the briefcase with bulging, comical eyes in absolute horror and shock at the mess. Next to him, Ashley Graham yells defensively, "It's more efficient!"

Aria Argenta 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈♾️@ariargenta· Jun 22

By far, the most painful dialogue was: “I wish I’d pried a little more. I somehow forgot how bad it can get” Great characters are defined by the way in which we can recognise in them our own flaws. How many stories and names have we missed hearing because we let too much time pass?