Arkenor

@arkenor

Wizard. Conjurer of Cheap Tricks. Meddler. Cat-snuggler. Kidney patient with an immune system trying to eat me and limited mobility. Exhausted. Usually asleep. Anti-fascist. Intersex. He/Him. Expect cats, food, ecology, socialism, and general Welshness

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Arkenor@arkenor· Jul 8

#cat

A large black cat called Zebedee is sitting on a keyboard protector in front of a PC. He is lying back with his stomach exposed and legs akimbo. He ius looking at you with eyes wide.

Arkenor@arkenor· Jul 7

Zebedee somehow managed to throw my main monitor on the floor. He has murdered it. Expensively.

A widescreen monitor with two very obvious impact cracks on the screen, which has caused the left hand side to be mostly black with colourful lines.

Arkenor@arkenor· Jun 27

Not completely sure why everyone is talking about shrimp this morning, but chilled prawn rings have been one of the few things I feel like eating during the heatwave.

An Iceland King Prawn cocktail ring. An aesththetically pleasing circle of prawns, surrounding a tub of Marie Rose sauce.

Arkenor@arkenor· Jun 24

Zephyr is melting. #cat

A grey and white cat is sprawled across my desk, meltingly/

Arkenor@arkenor· Jun 20

These are absolutely fantastic, btw. I shall be consuming a great many of them.

Vimto eezy freezy pyramids. A sort of triangular freezepop.
Vimto is raspberry, blackcurrant and green grape based.

Arkenor@arkenor· Jun 20

Pic in case that link doesn't work outside of the UK.

4 different brands of ranch dressing on the Tesco website.
Newmans Own Ranch Dressing
Tesco Finest Buttermilk Ranch Dressing
Pizza Express Ranch Dressing & Dip
Dr Wills Chipotle Ranch Dressing

Arkenor@arkenor· Jun 19

There were 3 entries for me. Only 2 are actually me.

Arkenor@arkenor· Jun 19

Good luck Count Binface!

Count Binface is waiting anxiously with Andy Burnham and other con tenders to see who will be Makerfield MP.

Count Binface is an extraterrestrial with a bin for a head.

Arkenor@arkenor· Jun 14

More keyboard protector napping by Zephyr #cat

A grey and white cat is snoozing happily on top of a keyboard protector.

Arkenor@arkenor· Jun 13

They used them to put the sign up! Quick and efficient.

Two cherry pickers being used to add words to the Kennedy center.

Arkenor@arkenor· Jun 12

Zephyr has activated longcat mode. #cat

A grey and white cat sprawled out over a PC, below the monitor. She's taking up at least a metre of space,

Arkenor@arkenor· Jun 7

I'm not sure if he's saying I'm AI, or just that he prefers people to sound angrier.

A comment to one of my videos saying "what an annoyingly fake positive voice."

Arkenor@arkenor· May 27

He's the Hitcher. Let me put you in the picture.
Creeping up on you in the dead of night with his solo polo vision.

A green faced man, with wispy white hair and a Tony Blair grimace.

Arkenor@arkenor· May 23

Heinz US really needs to borrow all of Heinz UK's baked bean recipes. Also these:

Greggs sausage, bean, and cheese melts. So good.

Arkenor@arkenor· May 22

It's everywhere here. All the stores have their own brand. We should rush some over.

Tesco Strawberry, chocolate, and banana flavoured milks. Each £1.100 for a litre.

Arkenor@arkenor· May 22

It has been one of our 3 main milkshake flavours all my life. I doubt we export the ready to drink stuff. You might find some powder or syrup.

A tub of Nesquik banana milkshake mix. There is a happy rabbit mascot smiling at you.

Arkenor@arkenor· May 22

@krystara.bsky.social It's banana milk! So good!

Arkenor@arkenor· May 16

Why is he dressed like Number 6 in The Prisoner?

A man called Number 6 is in a black blazer with white trim. He is being followed very slowly by a giant white ball. He appears quite annoyed about that.

Arkenor@arkenor· May 16

We had something very similar in the UK. Heinz toast toppers. also discontinued. Rather a 70s sort of food though I think they survived into the 80s. There may have been more varieties than the ones pictured below.

Little cans of Heiniz toast toppers, in chicken and mushroom, ham and cheese, and mushroom and bacon versions.

Heinz
Four new cheese Toast Toppers!
There's cheese and bacon, cheese and onion, cheese and mushroom, and cheese and tomato.
Deliociously cheesy snacks you can cook in no time at all. All you do is open a tin, spread a generous helping onto hot buttered toast, and pop it under the grill till it's brown and bubbly.
Cut out the coupon now and save 4p on any of the new Heinz Toast Toppers.

Arkenor@arkenor· Apr 26

Arkenor@arkenor· Apr 24

Here we go. It's this little fellow. I guess that card also covers phone charges.

A hospital bed with a small flatscreen television with built in phone and controller that is on an adjustable arm so you can watch whatever angle you're stuck at.

Arkenor@arkenor· Apr 23

"From Antisemitism and Labour: everything you need to know" By Peter Walker and Rowena Mason

Has Corbyn himself been criticised over antisemitism?
Yes, particularly his record when he was a backbencher. For example, Corbyn has said he regrets calling members of Hamas and Hezbollah “friends” at a meeting in parliament in 2009. Last year, he accepted he had made a mistake by supporting a graffiti artist after his work, featuring several known antisemitic tropes, was removed from a wall in east London after complaints.

Last year, the UK’s three most prominent Jewish newspapers published a joint editorial saying a government led by Corbyn would pose an existential threat to Jewish life in the UK.

Arkenor@arkenor· Apr 23

Some of the best crisps I've ever had. Though you need to take a few breaks to let the horseradishyness calm down a bit.

A bag of Tesco's Finest crinkle cut beef and horseradish flavour crisps.

Arkenor@arkenor· Apr 23

And now there's 6, as it was foretold! New goal:

A seven-pack of Penguins, a little British chocolate bar.

Arkenor@arkenor· Apr 23

Just need one more.

A 6 pack of the British chocolate bar, Penguin.

Arkenor@arkenor· Apr 16

Blode, Food, the Centipede, and a Gibon with a Ribbon are menaced by the terrifying Woe Kitten. The Gibbon with a Ribbon is powerless against it.

Arkenor@arkenor· Apr 12

Zephyr, being very comfortable last night. #cats

Zephyr, a grey and white cat, is looking particularly cute as she lies on top of my PC, licking her paws.

Arkenor@arkenor· Apr 10

Then stuck on Trafalgar Square's lions. But painted gold.

2 of Trafalgar Square's 4 giant lion statues.

Arkenor@arkenor· Apr 5

Oh, I see. They're talking about 2 regular planes. Kind of odd to land them somewhere like that. They don't seem to be mentioning the obvious helicopter wreckage.

A picture of the smoking wreckage taken by the Iranians. There is something that looks fairly recognisable as a burned out helicopter.

Arkenor@arkenor· Mar 27

Another rare selfie. Zephyr has taken to sitting on my shoulder at my desk. She is not light, and it is giving some muscles a workout.