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arnie@arnie· 27d

but look how serious he is!

keir starmer (a white man with grey hair) in camouflage military gear, well away from any fighting because like fuck he would ever get close to anything. it has a nato emblem on it. he is trying to look serious but is a thoroughly unserious arsehole

arnie@arnie· 28d

lionel richie, a black man weaing a black shirt, smiling happily

arnie@arnie· 28d

lionel richie, a black man w black hair wearing a brown jacket, holding his hand up to his eye as if he's crying

arnie@arnie· Jul 14

u may be interested to know david doesnt think its terrible to say things about an awful dead us politician

screenshot from bluesky showing mrdavidmonaghan.bsky.social reposting something that says

'most of all, lindsey graham should be remembered as a passionate defender of rapists'

for context, he has been castigating ppl for celebrating the death of ann widdecombe, a right wing bigot who used to be an mp

arnie@arnie· Jul 13

its really cool this is like the first thing he did while like a week ago, @stellacreasy.bsky.social the mp for walthamstow was posting on her socials about her support for haven coffee (an absolutely amazing social enterprise) anyway thanks, stella. nice to see how much u actually dont give a shit

a screencap from some webpage about who labour mps backed for leader, showing stella creasy, mp for walthamstow, endorsing andy burnham as leader of the labour party

arnie@arnie· Jul 13

a google search w the prompt 'where is the bermuda triangle'

arnie@arnie· Jul 12

so lindsey graham dies & this news gets released? anyway for absolutely no reason at all

headline about that weird vampire like billionaire brian johnson or something which says

'tech billionaire who spends $2 million a year to look young is now swapping blood w his 17 yr old son & 70 yr old father'

arnie@arnie· Jul 9

john is clearly a cunt. dont be like john

post from tyler from the internet, text below

'you saying something so obnoxious that a large number of relative strangers all take time out of their evening to go on record as not agreeing with you isn't a "pile on"'

arnie@arnie· Jul 9

ye u know that one who used to advertise predatory loans on the tele but should be chancellor because countdown or smth

arnie@arnie· Jul 8

one day there will be a reckoning & the ppl of iran will receive the justice they deserve & that day cannot come soon enough

text from a bbc headline on the rolling news feed

'us launches more strikes on iran with local media reporting explosions along south coast'

arnie@arnie· Jul 5

independent headline from 2013

'british public wrong about nearly everything, survey shows'

arnie@arnie· Jul 5

fella u created a wire impersonation account to respond to this post & have been going on for over a day i wouldnt go around crying about ppl being in ur mentions as ever

arnie@arnie· Jul 5

ok but imagine if it was this easy

a picture taken from the wizard of oz, where dorothy is throwing a bucket of water over the wicked witch of the west, over whose face the united states flag has been pasted as if u could destroy it with water

dorothy is a child with red hair in a blue dress. the witch has green skin & is dressed all in black & is holding a broom

arnie@arnie· Jul 3

i mean look at how fucking handsome & amazing chairman is

a tuxedo cat called chairman on a grey sofa w some random shit inc a cat tunnel & washing machine in the background

arnie@arnie· Jul 3

this is how this thread started

posts from the top of the thread, text below

'd.moore
having a debate w some polanski followers
pro russian, zero empathy
on a par with restore voters for bile
feel sorry for caroline lucas & all the decent greens that zack has opened the door'

'bill heywood
they are the same tankie arseholes who followed corbyn into labour'

arnie@arnie· Jul 2

cum jar

screencap of a reddit post, text below

'so im a woman in my 30s. i made a throwaway because i dont want this tied to my main acc at all. yesterday our garbage disposal stopped working & i was trying to see why so i moved stuff out to get in there to look around more easily. in the very back tucked away was a mason jar that i thought was just over halfway full of kitchen grease at first but i realized it wasnt grease.. i thought it looked like semen. i made the mistake of opening it & by the smell i knew that it was def semen. i couldnt believe what i was seeing. disgustred i threw it away in the dumpster outside. it had to have been my husbands but i dont know why he'd save semen in a jar

my husband got home & i asked him about it. he seemed v embarrassed & confessed it was indeed a jar full of semen he was filling for almost a year. i was shocked & asked him why? he said whenever it was my time of the month or i wasnt in the modd he'd jerk off into the jar after i went to bed. i asked him why not go in the toilet or use tissues or the shower or something. why a fucking jar? he couldnt answer that other than saying he's been doing this since he was a kid. i told him i want him to stop using a jar cos its disgusting. he told me he didnt want to & asked where the jar was. i told him i threw it away & he was upset! he said it took him a long time to fill the jar that much & now he had to start over & we argued about him using a jar to store old jizz

i still dont understand why he wants to fill a jar for fucks sake. we argued about it & during the argument he opened the refrigerator, took a large jar of pickles & dumped it out & started rinsing it out & said "this is the cum jar now!" before i knew it im literally screaming at my busband about cumming in jars & told him he can either cum in my or the jar but not both. he clutched the jar & stormed off to the bathroom. i was literally speecless'

arnie@arnie· Jul 1

watching fonseca's forehand & it reminded me of one of the greatest sports tweets of all time

old tweet from some guy called jason (@longwall26 on twitter)

it quotes an absurd overconfidence from some incredibly ridiculous men of whom 12% (one in eight) believe they could win a point in a game of tennis against serena williams. text below

'confident in my ability to properly tennis, i take the court. i smile at my opponent. serena does not return the gesture. she'd be prettier if she did, i think. she serves. the ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly'

arnie@arnie· Jul 1

every set is gonna end 7-6 & there will be 25+ aces in this match

screenshot from flashscores showing the tennis match between hurkacz & ofner. the current score is 3-2 & the context are both have massive serves

arnie@arnie· Jul 1

like seriously; they have revised the use figures down almost 10% for electricity & close to 20% for gas, just so this doesnt look as bad as it absolutely fucking is (esp because now we're getting more severe weather ppl are gonna have to crank up that heating in winter)

a bar chart showing the energy price cap & what is defined as a 'typical household bill' for the period jan 2022 - july 2026. it shows a large spike in mid-late 2022, where the government put in an energy price guarantee. bills have generally been c. £2,000 through the rest of the period, up from £1,200ish for q1 2022, to around £1,800 for q3 2026. that figure is bullshit, though, because ofgem also downgraded the use of energy by almost 10% for electricity, & almost 20% for gas, compared to its previous numbers

arnie@arnie· Jul 1

put another way, 'ofgem has decided to scale back the headline figures for average use so the govt can get away w not doing anything & their real bosses & retirement plans at the companies its meant to regulate dont see their profits cut or extra taxes on extraordinary profits levied'

quote from a bbc news article re the energy prices in the uk, text below

'ofgem has decided to reduce what it belives to be a "typical" level of energy use, because many households have cut back owing to high prices of recent years, and energy efficiency has improved. its new estimate is 9,500 kwh of gas & 2,500 kwh of electricity a year'

arnie@arnie· Jun 28

1/ yes 2/ idk if we should even call it unlucky rather than a complete fucking stitch up

bbc headline

'are iran the unluckiest side in world cup history'

arnie@arnie· Jun 27

a photo of ken burns taken from his penguin random house speakers bureau page, with a filled white speech bubble added to the bottom

ken burns is an american film maker who is well known for his documentary on pbs about the us civil war among others. he has dark hair & is a white man with a degree of a tan. in this photo he is wearing a two toned blue striped shirt

arnie@arnie· Jun 26

this is way too much dubai for my liking but also too much davos because those questions are silly also it's not doomerism to be realistic about problems but whatever