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I dunno. He / Him.

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Around the outside@around-the-outside· 13d

Please forgive the seamless edit

Nate O
@nateo.bsky.social

Melanie Phillips is abhorrent on multiple levels

Around the outside@around-the-outside· 13d

I don't hate it, but it does have a certain 'solitary confinement block in a WW2 prisoner of war camp' look to it.

Cambridge's new public toilet exterior in a slightly Tudorbethan style pattern made from natural wood.

Around the outside@around-the-outside· 13d

Would you look at that.

pedro-sandoval.bsky.social

User Blocked by "A Very British Bigoytry"

Around the outside@around-the-outside· 15d

That's the face of a man who's been persuaded to 'invest' a lot of his money by a Michael Burke ad

A still from a 'Hattons of London' television ad, where Michael Burke is extolling the benefits of 'investing' in a tiny limited edition gold coin featuring Princess Anne. It's also got ×0.01g of titanium in it. Bargain!

Around the outside@around-the-outside· 17d

I'm going to be greedy and this could have easily been her 'What's the 411? Remix' album, too.

The album cover to Mary J Blige's 'My Life' album

Around the outside@around-the-outside· 17d

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam or Alice in chains

The album cover from Raekwon's 1995 record 'Only Built for Cuban Linx' guest starring Ghost Face Killer.

Around the outside@around-the-outside· 19d

"Traditional Catholic warrior"

A stylised side on graphic of a Spartan helmet. Taken from the masthead of the Tate brothers lawyer's Twitter page

Around the outside@around-the-outside· 20d

The animated farmer from the 'Shaun the Sheep' series. He's wearing glasses and a slack jaw-ed expression, similar to Thomas Kerr's.

There's nothing to suggest that he's a racist, though.

Around the outside@around-the-outside· 23d

Get wrecked. Boot Luke Akenhurst out of NEC, too.

1h ago
15.38 BST
Steve Reed out as housing secretary

Around the outside@around-the-outside· 23d

Doctor Manhatton, on Mars, experiencing the past, present and future of British politics

"3 months until his first relaunch, 6 months until the press decides he needs to go, 10 months until Labour's looking for someone to replace him and realises they have no one."

Around the outside@around-the-outside· 23d

The upper half of Starmer's stupid face, flanked by Union Jack flags

Around the outside@around-the-outside· 23d

The "work" he's done:

Labour's Divisive Policies
• ending the right to trial by jury
• actively supporting genocide in Gaza
• preventing people from protesting against government policy
• knowingly appointing the friend of a nonce to be ambassador
• lying about the above appointment
• deliberately harming & killing trans kids
• imposing conversion therapy on trans children
• accepting donations from the super-rich, big oil & private health companies
• continuing hate-mongering culture war politics like
Reform
• bullying refugees and immigrants
• blocking an end to Brexit
• harming disabled and neurodivergent people
• failing to build affordable new homes
• creating a culture of no-hope
• privatising the NHS
• lying about the Supreme Court misjudgement
• drilling for more oil
• failing to clean up our water & beaches
• underpaying doctors
• brown-nosing to Trump
• legitimising Islamophobia, transphobia, homophobia, ableism, classism and xenophobia

Around the outside@around-the-outside· 23d

Marvel Legends 'Siryn' action figure

Around the outside@around-the-outside· 23d

Spanish TV commentary of Ferran Torres goal

Around the outside@around-the-outside· 29d

"affinity is genuine" my arse

Opinion piece in the Guardian from 2024

"Keir Starmer’s football obsession isn’t just good politics … it’s at the heart of who he is"

This article is more than 2 years oldTom Baldwin"

"Politicians of all stripes reach for the beautiful game’s common touch but the Labour leader’s affinity is genuine, says his biographer"

Around the outside@around-the-outside· Jul 13

Mittens can't even believe what she's reading

An illustration of a cat wearing a dark pinafore over a pink blouse decorated with hearts. She's eating cheese and onion crisps.

Around the outside@around-the-outside· Jul 6

A tweet from Tinashe to JK Rowling from March 2022. It simply say:

"Oh my god, SHUT UP"

Around the outside@around-the-outside· Jul 3

'Foodie Bollocks', from Viz, enquiring in the kebab shop.

"Lamb then, what's the source?"

"The Garlic Mayo or chilli."

"Source, source, you heard, where's it from?"

Around the outside@around-the-outside· Jul 3

The Speccie Summer party?

Apropos of nothing, an illustration showing a meteor strike on earth

Around the outside@around-the-outside· Jul 3

You definitely remembered that part right. I could live with the tech, it was things like lingerie store, where they have models waiting around to try on stuff for passing husbands, that seems really daft. Also, this guy

Scott Caan with gravity defying hair

Around the outside@around-the-outside· Jul 1

No, not this guy?

"Asked if he would be comfortable with his daughter having to walk past an asylum hotel, Sir Keir insisted again he “completely” understands the concerns of residents, adding: “Local people by and large do not want these hotels in their towns, in their place, nor do I. I’m completely at one with them on that.”

Around the outside@around-the-outside· Jun 30

It depends if your friend is worried about there being payback in the inevitable Robot Wars.

An illustration of the robot, Call-Me-Kenneth, from 2000AD, wielding a large carpenters drill built into his arm and announcing:

"Robots, you must fight the pain of breaking human law. Fight it! ONCE YOU HAVE KILLED ONE FLESHY ONE, YOU WILL FIND THAT..."

Around the outside@around-the-outside· Jun 27

Mind boggling, really...

"So, some people think I'm rightwing ..."

This article is more than 21 years old

David Aaronovitch

Tue 10 May 2005 00.38 BST

Around the outside@around-the-outside· Jun 22

Sausages

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Around the outside@around-the-outside· Jun 12

This is the inevitable result of listening to Marcus Rashford

A black and white page from the 2000AD comic strip, Invasion, showing parachuting 'Volgan' soldiers (an alternative reality Soviet Union) parchuting into London

Around the outside@around-the-outside· Jun 8

If 'the life and soul of the party' had a face.

The 'journalist', Patrick West, who has managed to overcome the tyranny of a decent barber.

Around the outside@around-the-outside· May 27

An illustration of Judge Death, the nemesis of Judge Dredd. He has the same rictus grin as Tony Blair.

Around the outside@around-the-outside· May 19

But at least it will be completed on time, right? Right... ....oh!