panda, the artful bisexualist

@artfulscientist

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panda, the artful bisexualist@artfulscientist· Jul 5

so i got a pixel art app for my phone/tablet and i keep forgetting about it, but here’s a doodle i made recently

digital drawing of a pixelate spray can labeled “UBIK”. the can is bright blue and orange. the background is a dull yellow.

panda, the artful bisexualist@artfulscientist· Jul 3

hell yeah

“The Nordic Bronze Age culture emerged in the period 2000-1750 BC as a continuation of the Late Neolithic Dagger period, which is rooted in the Battle Axe culture (the Swedish-Norwegian Corded Ware variant), the Single Grave Culture (the north German and Danish Corded Ware variant) and Bell Beaker culture, as well as from influence that came from Central Europe.” -from wikipedia on Nordic Bronze Age

panda, the artful bisexualist@artfulscientist· Jul 3

!! skunk spotted! i was almost too slow to get a picture. sorry it’s a bad picture.

blurry and artifact-heavy zoomed in picture of a skunk standing in the walkway of someone’s yard. it’s tail is fully erect and in the “i will skunk you” position

panda, the artful bisexualist@artfulscientist· Jun 28

also, check out this cool art from a neighbor booth! it me! (Blanca Plata Fine Arts)

water color and ink portrait of the artist, a white brunette with messy floppy hair. they’re hiding half their face with an iced coffee, gayly. they’re wearing a short-sleeved, striped button up, unbuttoned to show part of the shirt beneath; also black pants and rainbow checked Vans.

panda, the artful bisexualist@artfulscientist· Jun 28

i’m at #BeavertonPride with @dirtynerdy.bsky.social today, come say hi. or don’t. i’m not the boss of you.

detail of a rainbow striped scarf made with moss stitch.

panda, the artful bisexualist@artfulscientist· Jun 22

washington state sticker where the state is a rainbow flag and i’ve hand written oregon pride in black marker

panda, the artful bisexualist@artfulscientist· Jun 22

ok yeah, i gotta visit seattle more often.

seattle.gov
This is an official government website.

Seattle Public Utilities information
In observance of the Juneteenth holiday, City offices will be closed on Friday, June 19.
Seattle Public Utilities
Fluoride in Water
Fluoride is a naturally-occurring element found in soil and water. We add fluoride to Seattle drinking water to an optimal level for the prevention of tooth decay.

panda, the artful bisexualist@artfulscientist· Jun 21

all of the pictures i took were kinda crap bc we were just killing some time before going to the train station, but LOOK IT

dimly lit room. front and center of the picture is a display case showcasing the Starfleet Uniform of Captain Jean-Luc Picard from the Star Trek: The Next Generation. the suit consists of black dress suit like pants with a long sleeved red and black shirt. the com-badge (literally “communication badge”) is pinned on the left breast above the nipple, should the wearer have nipples.

the background shows hints of other nerd shit in display cases.

panda, the artful bisexualist@artfulscientist· Jun 20

well damn, got my ass

Mental Age Test X poomang results:

Mental Age:
30
“Not mature, just really tired”

panda, the artful bisexualist@artfulscientist· Jun 20

yeah, i have ADHD, why’d you ask?

work in progress scarf with vertical rainbow values being working on a light purple loom. it’s sitting on white hotel pillows.

panda, the artful bisexualist@artfulscientist· Jun 19

what kind of fish is this

a King puffin (i think, i was not paying enough attention) floating on water, beak pointed at camera.

panda, the artful bisexualist@artfulscientist· Jun 19

exhibit A

some kind of tiny grey shark at the bottom of the Puget Sound from inside an underwater dome. there is also algae, barnacles, miscellaneous sea plants, a starfish, and other fishes hanging around.

panda, the artful bisexualist@artfulscientist· Jun 19

google maps highlighting the important products i can get at QFC.

google maps screenshot showing QFC hours and Products. Death Wish water under breakfast foods, Supreme Brie under Dairy and Eggs, and Ro-Tel.

panda, the artful bisexualist@artfulscientist· Jun 18

working in my train knitting

light purple knitting loom sitting on a folding down tray table, the kind found on trains. there is a multicolored knitting project in progress on the loom. an orange piece of scrap yarn is threaded through the beginning of the scarf.

panda, the artful bisexualist@artfulscientist· Jun 13

Strange People on the Hill has some dark moments, so i appreciate the moments of levity sprinkled throughout.

screenshot from Kindle app reading: “[sentence cut off, but it’s not important for context] It said, "I'm done." David slurred his words and cried, visibly. He looked like he had been crying for hours. "You don't understand how bad I'm hurting right now.
You don't understand. I fuckin', I got arrested today," he said and snorted up his tears. "For telling Black Lives Matter and antifa that I will fucking kill them on sight.
If they fuck with my country. And guess what my country fucking did, man? They fucking arrested me!"”

panda, the artful bisexualist@artfulscientist· May 30

hey @ripperoni.com , is the pronoun labeler supposed to hide pups? i don’t think i’ve seen it do that for any other pronouns, but i only stumbled on this by accident while searching & finding a response to a post by Juni.

screenshot showing a hidden post warning about Pup/Pups, followed by a response saying “quantum smooching”

panda, the artful bisexualist@artfulscientist· May 22

new tool, who’s this (replacing my ebike brakes was difficult without needle nose pliers, so i just had to get a multi-tool. duh.)

a Gerber mutli-tool sitting unfolded on a jeans-encased thigh (the person is wearing jeans, i am great at descriptions).

the legs are kicked up and casually crossed at the ankles, perched on an ottoman that has a crocheted blanket as a cover. next to the left leg on the ottoman is some yarn and a random crochet hat project.

panda, the artful bisexualist@artfulscientist· May 21

fact. as is my void son.

chonky black cat sitting in a white tub staring at the camera with vacant interest. various soaps and unguents are arranged along the back wall and in the built-in tub shelving. a slip-prevention black mat lines the bottom of the tub.

the tub is clean, but probably not clean enough for my mom. that’s fine, she doesn’t have to use it.

panda, the artful bisexualist@artfulscientist· May 16

lookit how pretty. 🧶

work in progress of a knitting project lying on a light wooden table. the yarn is variegated, which i think means it’s kinda like a gradient but more variable. the portion of the scarf-to-be showing goes from a yellow-orangey on the right through a more saturated rust red to a sky cerulean blue where the scarf is attached to the loom.

also in the shot are my earbud holders, the loom hook, and the cake of yarn i’m using.

panda, the artful bisexualist@artfulscientist· May 14

oh no not my 50% discount on $0

Automatically generated Transcription of a voicemail:
"Hello, this is Zoe from AT&T DIRECTV. I am calling because you're 50% discount on monthly bill is going to be canceled in a few hours. Unless I receive a call from you, please call back on the number showing on your caller ID to prevent this change. I am looking forward to your call. Thank you...'

panda, the artful bisexualist@artfulscientist· May 11

upgrading my rims to this kind

woodcut illustration depicting a chariot with a giant curved blade attached to the hub of the wheel. this is the only thing that will save bikes from cars.

panda, the artful bisexualist@artfulscientist· May 4

i got acrylic markers today so i made a lil guy 🎨 #art

acrylic marker painting of a possum’s face on a tiny square canvas. the possum’s mouth is open like it’s screaming at its own ass.

there’s an empty yogurt cup on its left, and it’s leaning against a purple circular loom with a skein of yarn in the background.

panda, the artful bisexualist@artfulscientist· May 2

Pleasure is POZER

close cropped screenshot of a cream colored throw pillow that is screenprinted with black text "Pleasure is POWER", but the "W" in "POWER" is a pink lightning bolt. graphic design is my passion, and this one needs some work.

panda, the artful bisexualist@artfulscientist· Apr 23

view from my desk. gotta keep myself inspired.

white wall with three objects mounted upon it: an 18x24 inch poster showing the anterior view of the skull (from Grey’s Anatomy); a small Polaroid of a black cat; and a 5x9 inch monochrome painting of a leg bone.

panda, the artful bisexualist@artfulscientist· Apr 23

chat, this little website is

satellite images featuring various landscape features that resemble letters of the alphabet. it spells "based"

panda, the artful bisexualist@artfulscientist· Apr 23

nature is amazing

Landsat photos of Earth features that look like the alphabet. it spells out "peenis"

panda, the artful bisexualist@artfulscientist· Apr 20

oh no an account i don’t have is going to be in the process of for removal of discount (i listened to it, the only typo is the wrong ‘your’)

Transcription of a voice mail
"Hello, this is Grace from AT&T DIRECTV. I am leaving this voicemail to inform you that you're 50% discount offer on monthly bill is in the process of being removal and will not be reactive without your prompt action to keep your discounted rates active. I am looking forward for your call by calling on the number showing on your caller ID thank you....”

panda, the artful bisexualist@artfulscientist· Apr 11

calm down, bro

Text from a paper book between two characters. the first speaker is Valentin, the second is Molina:
—If people want to study, some way they find the means. Listen... in Argentina an education's not the most difficult thing in the world, you know, the university's free.
- Yes, but ...
—Lack of incentive, now that's something else, there I agree with you, yes, it's the inferior-class complex, the brainwashing society subjects everyone to.

panda, the artful bisexualist@artfulscientist· Apr 10

hit an important milestone today on my ebike (i had a little over 100 miles on my old display, i think i’ve definitely been riding more regularly since i got the new display.)

electric bike display showing 201 miles on the odometer. the display is covered by a plastic sandwich bag for weatherproofing.

panda, the artful bisexualist@artfulscientist· Apr 9

bad brain day, but at least cat