A Scanner Blackhatly

@ascannerburkely

writer: Nightscript, @DimShores.bsky.social @ThinkingHorror, @weirdfictionrev, film crit. @ patreon.com/ascannerburkely | mulchsack left. most likely to be mad online, class of 2000. he/him.

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A Scanner Blackhatly@ascannerburkely· 24d

Updated

Official del Toro Rankings https://boxd.it/Sv5QK

A Scanner Blackhatly@ascannerburkely· 25d

Help i am being prevented from going to the bathroom

Our cat River sleeping on her side in between my legs while I'm on bed

A Scanner Blackhatly@ascannerburkely· 25d

Updated

Official Nolan Rankings https://boxd.it/wBK6C

A Scanner Blackhatly@ascannerburkely· 26d

Best 1st watches of June * Rabbit Trap (fave horror of 2025) * The Equalizer 1-3

Rabbit Trap: A man and woman getting intimate with audio equipment

The Equalizer 2: Denzel with his arm around a young black man in a scuzzy apartment complex, holding a gun that's maybe like a mini Uzi

Equalizer 3: Denzel looking down out of frame while holding a small combat knife

The Equalizer: Denzel looking at a young woman as they walk on a bridge or some other pedestrian thing I forget where they are.

A Scanner Blackhatly@ascannerburkely· 26d

Fell behind on this Best 1st watches of May * The Surfer * Primate * Memories of Murder

The Surfer: Nic Cage on a beach with yellow surfboard getting up in someone's face in confrontation. The other man has a Santa hat on. Cage's son looks on from a couple feet away. All in surfing attire.

Primate: a chimp perches on a beam near the ceiling of a room holding a tablet device, looking down at a young woman who doesn't seem to know he's there.

Memories of Murder: Two Korean men, detectives, looking into the camera while one presents a photo of someone else, set in a cluttered office (I think the police station IIRC)

A Scanner Blackhatly@ascannerburkely· 26d

This week for my #LastFourWatched i had the pleasure of still being able to use the superior 2.x app for android while logging my films, a pretty even split of good and terrible

Letterboxd activity: The Northman (4⭐), The Long Walk (1⭐), American Psycho (4.5⭐), Backdraft (1.5⭐).

A Scanner Blackhatly@ascannerburkely· 27d

Updated #controversial

2025 Horror Ranked https://boxd.it/DJEAA

A Scanner Blackhatly@ascannerburkely· Jul 10

This week for my #LastFourWatched I was very appreciative of the user experience while logging films on the Letterboxd 2.x app for Android.

Letterboxd activity: Malevolent (1.5⭐, DNF), Barbie (no rating), The Adjustment Bureau (2.5⭐), Super Troopers 2 (3⭐)

A Scanner Blackhatly@ascannerburkely· Jul 7

When the ref says there's to be no pausa de hidratación

John Oliver's "heel" face, eyes wide and staring ominously with stern, disturbingly neutral expression.

A Scanner Blackhatly@ascannerburkely· Jul 6

Pausa de hidratación

Screenshot from "Trash Humpers." Someone in bright pink pants passed out on concrete with a bottle of wine or liquor within reach.

A Scanner Blackhatly@ascannerburkely· Jul 5

Updated list

A Scanner Blackhatly@ascannerburkely· Jul 5

Better late than never?

A Facebook post by me from 2017: The only thing I can think of when I try to imagine the Trump inauguration is Ralph Ellison's "A Party Down at the Square."

A Scanner Blackhatly@ascannerburkely· Jul 3

This week I logged one great film and three I couldn't finish, which was nice and easy to do on the user-friendly Letterboxd 2.x app for Android

Letterboxd activity: The Wolf of Wall Street (4.5⭐), The Favor (no rating), The Wizard of Lies (1.5⭐), Strung (1⭐).

A Scanner Blackhatly@ascannerburkely· Jun 28

Liked this enough to immediately get a physical copy and was pleased to see it's only $11 atm

A Scanner Blackhatly@ascannerburkely· Jun 27

Make u think

A Scanner Blackhatly@ascannerburkely· Jun 26

Hmm

"No results found for 'pelosi ice cream from:elitegrifters.bsky.social'"

A Scanner Blackhatly@ascannerburkely· Jun 26

I enjoyed the user experience as I logged my #LastFourWatched on the letterboxd 2.x app for android this week

Letterboxd activity: Rabbit Trap (4.5⭐), The Equalizer 3 (3.5⭐), Hannah Einbinder: Everything Must Go (4⭐), The Equalizer 2 (3.5⭐)

A Scanner Blackhatly@ascannerburkely· Jun 25

Got a visit from a nice animal pal this evening

A little mud-green frog in our driveway illuminated by outdoor lighting

Zoomed in on frogger for an almost close-up

A Scanner Blackhatly@ascannerburkely· Jun 16

Arrested Development moment in 3 panels. Michael looking into the "Dead dove, do not eat" bag from the fridge and then looking up and saying "Well, I don't know what I was expecting."

A Scanner Blackhatly@ascannerburkely· Jun 15

Dang

A photo of her with ALF.

Deadline Hollywood:
"Anne Schedeen, the actress who starred as matriarch Kate Tanner on NBC's 'ALF' (1986-'90), has died. She was 77."

A Scanner Blackhatly@ascannerburkely· Jun 15

In a double whammy of animal friendship i also saw this guy but we are calling it a distant acquaintanceship

A rabbit on some grass at the edge of the woods

Our hoppy boy scampering back to the woods

A Scanner Blackhatly@ascannerburkely· Jun 15

This nice doggy (6 month old golden retriever named Zelly) really wants to come back home with me while I'm on my walk. Thankfully this pet owner is much better than the last time I had to help a dog that wandered astray around here.

Zelly looking up at me from a few feet away

Zelly with an adorable tongue hanging out of her mouth, perched by my feet like we've known each other for years and we're about to take a trip together

A Scanner Blackhatly@ascannerburkely· Jun 12

It's been many years since i saw a set this crushingly heavy. Wouldn't mind seeing it again with some shrooms, a slightly better sound guy, and a slightly better crowd

A Scanner Blackhatly@ascannerburkely· Jun 12

First band I caught was Culture Void (Cincinnati hardcore), who were great. Check em out culturevoid.bandcamp.com/album/cultur...

A Scanner Blackhatly@ascannerburkely· Jun 11

🎵 Hamburger lady 🎵

A scene from The Sound of Music showing Maria singing to the Von Trapp children and playing guitar on a grassy slope

A Scanner Blackhatly@ascannerburkely· Jun 5

Did someone say it's long gurl season

Our calico cat River all stretched out on the bed. She is very long.

A Scanner Blackhatly@ascannerburkely· May 21

Just saw an ad for bifocals and my brain initially scanned it with pronunciation "biff' əkls" so that's how everyone needs to say it now

Biff Tannen staring down Marty McFly in the greatest science fiction trilogy of all time, Back to the Future.

A Scanner Blackhatly@ascannerburkely· May 19

"I'm going to gym too!!"

Our calico cat River comfortably situated in my gym bag, looking up at me expectantly.

A Scanner Blackhatly@ascannerburkely· May 17

We have a unique symbiotic relationship wherein I provide her with fresh warm laundry to relax upon, and she helps by preventing me from finishing the laundry #caturday

Our calico cat River resting comfortably across several stacks of laundry on our bed.

A Scanner Blackhatly@ascannerburkely· May 8

This week I enjoyed the user experience of logging my #LastFourWatched on the Letterboxd 2.x app for android