I’ve mushplaced my mushroom brush, frantic search ensues

her ”stay” is equally half hearted

reaching the age when my vitamins need their own sippy cup

same 🍜

the sunsets are glorious, join us

found a stick on da ground an now I’m gonna use it all dis power dat I have gonna totally abuse it

I like fuzzy butts and I cannot lie

here is an eco friendly solution:

Me whenever mommy watches K-dramas

happy father’s day to the world’s best dog dads

criss cross apple paws

me: oh no, aphid infestation! ladybug larvae: calm your tits ma’am

I have some ideas

Shawty had them apple bottom jeans Boots with the fur 🎶

new sustainable business idea: making sock dogs out of all the socks our puppy has chewed

entire genre of peony porn

celebrating the end of a great footy season

Happy Victoria Day! You commoners may be celebrating with a 21 gun salute, but we prefer the deafening roar of 21 exploding anvils [ok fine, the city outlawed our cannons so we had to improvise]

life as a tradgoose would make me hissy too

the joy of parenting

I found love in a hopeless place

meanwhile in Canada

working my way up to trying real durian

when she’s too tired to make a decision

she’s medium-smol (5 months old) and needs her blankie and frequent naps

I’m a strong independent woman, but if you could help me zip up my unicorn costume and wrestle the dog into hers so we can all go out for walkies, I would be grateful

I want a new duck One that won’t fly away 🎶

i won’t tell anyone if I win the lottery, but there will be signs

rainpuppy

if we don’t wear her out she goes into stealth shark mode and steals shoes and other items right out from under us