michigan stickermogs you so hard

when your goat is washed 💔

just remembered that r/ooer exists and i miss the old internet. this masterpiece isn't able to be seen without opting out of the default reddit design format and choosing "old" reddit design

they call me the lebron of eating multiple slim jims at 1 in the morning

the hole in question:

been working on this all day, C was my last spot and i crossed my fingers hoping for 60s warriors and got exactly that (also shoutout dave bing again)

my biggest pet peeve is when people write “bnnuy”, the correct incorrect spelling is bnUUy with 2 u’s, per its original image from 2020

critical support to someone else whose transition goals are “person who hasn’t existed for 30 years”

saaaaame

the resemblance is uncanny

aruba, jamaica, ooh i wanna take you to bermuda, bahama, come on pretty mama key largo, montego, baby why don’t we go down to

haha

shoutout to zelda williams (daughter of robin) who gave me this reply when i tagged her on twitter saying that she was one of the inspirations for my name!

october 2020

BUT YOU’RE CRYIN YOU’RE CRYIN NOW 🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷

this one is actually real though

i’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. hailey welch being interviewed off the broadway district of nashville. i watched cryptocurrencies be pumped and dumped near the tannhäuser gate. all these moments will be lost in time, like spit… on that thang. time to hawk tuah.

instead of going :) or :3 i need to start going :x so i can miffymaxx

at the very least in my case it’s true, my curly hair routine is such bullshit it’s just - shampoo and conditioner - air dry - put some product in it and then it magically curls up and it winds up looking like this (i hate posting pictures of myself publicly but i do look very close to this)

helo yes! my name is logan and i would like one cheeseburger please :)

not his first time doing this, if you can imagine it (october 10th, 2019)