so i'm getting all of my character tactics out of my head and onto the page and wanna remind the audience that i have a bachelor's degree. i am a working actor. i am very good at what i do and this is how i notate:

art, really 📸: Tyler Pasciak LaRiviere for the Chicago Sun-Times

just gonna leave this here for those who need it as a reply to people's pearl clutching. irl i have resorted to going "Welcome!" in the most saccharine, customer-service economy voice i have when i am around white people processing bc i don't have space anymore

hey what range is this

you know those well-loved plays that have actor notes in the margins? like that give you glimpses of an actor's interpretation of the work? sometimes these are the notes:

me to ea/maxis as I play offline indefinitely until paralives early access drops

do u wanna b my reply guy? get in line, dummy (u like it when i call you that, shut up and give me fifty)

sometimes when your SO texts "i love you" an appropriate response is this

we are a normal couple who can be hired as a duo for all your loving (him) or killing (me and him) needs

i love small american towns bc where tf else am i gonna get these cardi b themed knockoff crocs for $10 huh??????? you fuckin tell me rn

okay saginaw michigan!! i see you trying to be a lil gurlie!!

anyway i got my hawk straightened for fun snd i'm so amused (and i also tell your gf hi)

me when white pop worms its way into my Spotify playlists:

this is it. this was the day.

we gotta save the planet bc look at this

you don't understand, i absolutely had to do this

oh, this doesn't count does it

hey look. i get it. i too have had a podcast. but this? this is not it. no i didn't click the link. i do not give men what they want (yes this was a man), i give them what they deserve

like does this really scream "star power" to you bc i think it screams "i got a bucket hat and i saw bullet train once and never moved on from it"

i turned the heatlamps on at the train station so now i'm a birdlady

tag yourself i am tax evader

there is a cat in this photo bc it's been circled. pity him; his father got a new bed delivered and therefore, all of his smells are gone. ergo, he must huff all of his dad's clothes to stave off the incoming hysteria accompanied with change

Reskeet a pic if you're one of the hottest accounts on Bluesky (you are🫵)

I'm not saying we are an orange cat, but i am saying we might share one brain cell sometimes