asparagusnextleft
@asparagusnextleft
SNP member beer drinking golf playing cricket loving woke as fuck lefty. Will follow all supporters of Scottish Independence. If you don't have even a single line in your bio, & have never posted, you will be 🚫 STRICTLY NO DM'S!
My sisters cats, inspecting a toy that my Angus completely ignored.
You just stay there, Angus, don't mind me, I'll just use the sofa tonight instead.
Ten past four, in Edinburgh. Ah'm too peelly-wally tae take this!
I think I've been forgiven by Angus for chasing him out the catflap when he brought a mouse in earlier, as long as he can have my electric chair for the evening.
He's catching the rays, so the armchair is mine tonight !
Remember to cut your nam & address out before returning their pishery.
No, Angus, that's fine, you have my electric armchair, I'm sure the sofa will be just as comfortable.
They should have to have a mark placed next to their name on the scorecard, I suggest this one.
This is my sisters dog, staring at me. I have no food on me at all.