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AuDHD. Sometimes I write. Can tie own shoelaces 9 times out of 10 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 They/them Alt text: Cover photo: unicorn on hind legs surrounded by stars silhouetted against rainbow Profile picture: drawing of a black and white kitten on shoulder

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Cat@astrophic· 23d

The prop department on Ark have truly outdone themselves.

A clearly plastic crow, showing a plastic eye with glued on feathers and what appears to be a moulded plastic head

A clearly plastic blackbird body with a couple of feathers glued on as a wing and what looks like a cardboard beak

Cat@astrophic· Jul 20

Aldi you have peaked

A green box with a photograph of some tasty looking battered golden rounds with a bowl of sour cream dip.
The text reads:
Plant Menu
Vive le Vegan
Frickles
Deliciously crunchy gherkins in a crispy golden tempura batter

Cat@astrophic· Feb 23

I just got a tattoo that is not dissimilar to this baby 🥰

A tattoo of a cat. He is in an illustration style, white with black tail and head and a couple of black spots. He stands on hind legs with front paws in the air. He has pink ears and paw pads. He's freaking adorable

Cat@astrophic· Feb 14

The Oolong bird and blend teas are seriously unappetising looking for how delicious they are

A cup of Oolong tea with milk at the bottom of a cup. The cup is white, the tea can only be described as a grey-beige colour

Cat@astrophic· Jan 26

You're lovely. Here's a rose, I hope it brightens your day.

A red rose in the foreground, bright red with three green leaves and a long stem with three more leaves on. It is being held by a person out of focus in the background, the person has pink hair and is wearing dungarees and a tshirt and is smiling.

Cat@astrophic· Jan 6

A still from shaun of the dead. A male newsreader in a jacket and tie on screen, the caption reads 'remove the head or destroy the brain'

Cat@astrophic· Jan 1

Thanks guys. You too

A green-to-beige gradient background with text from Merriam-Webster declaring my 2026 word to be 'mid'

Cat@astrophic· Dec 28

Road

A three lane carriageway at night. There are bushes to each side and a bridge crossing a short distance away. The blurred rear lights of a car are visible on the bottom left.

Cat@astrophic· Nov 24

A reverse image search threw up a set of four. Looks like it may be entirely an AI brainchild

Four cushions on a white sofa. Each cushion depicts a terrifying screaming goat. Pretty sure it's AI

Cat@astrophic· Nov 24

My friend recreated that cake for my last birthday

A chocolate cake, with chocolate icing decorated to look like a monster who has looked into the abyss and the abyss looked back. Its chocolate button and white icing eyes stare traumatised into space. The piped pink mouth hangs open and individual teeth grimace. It has little ice cream cones for horns.

Cat@astrophic· Oct 30

Why does my alcohol free beer have a drink aware warning?? It's 0.05% or less. I would have to drink 100 of them to have the equivalent of a single regular Heineken. 33 litres. 58 pints. I'd die of water toxicity. Is that the drink I need to be aware of?