Sometimes, I wonder if he even remembers he has four legs. He spends his entire life lying on his back. 🙄😂 Des fois, je me demande s’il se rappelle qu’il a quatre pattes. Il passe sa vie couché sur le dos. 🙄😂

Today is International Cat Day… as if I needed a special day to remind Mom who the true center of the universe is. 🙄😂🐾 ***** Aujourd’hui, c’est la Journée internationale du chat… comme si j’avais besoin d’une journée spéciale pour rappeler à maman qui est le véritable centre de l’univers. 🙄😂🐾

Some of us work harder than others… 😉 P.S. Watch until the very end. 🤣🫣 Y en a qui travaillent plus fort que d’autres… 😉 P.S. Regardez jusqu’à la fin. 🤣🫣

MOM: “We’re having such a great time together, just the two of us! 🤩😛” Atchoum: “You keep saying ‘we’ when you really mean ‘you.’ I’m just waiting for the treats to show up. 😾”

Atchoum has officially declared frozen Catit Creamy as the treat of the summer. ☀️ … Atchoum a officiellement désigné les gâteries glacées Catit Creamy comme la gâterie de l’été. ☀️   #CoolCats #Atchoum #CatitParter

For the next 10 days, you’re all mine, Mom. 😈 No sharing you with anyone else. Get ready… you’ll be at my beck and call from morning to night. 😈😈 #DadIsAway

If you’re feeling stressed this morning, turn up the volume and enjoy this little moment of pure zen.☺️ ****** Si ce matin tu es stressé(e), ouvre le volume et profite de ce petit moment de zénitude.☺️

Atchoum wakes me up every morning at 5:30 a.m. As soon as I’m awake… he goes right back to sleep. 😪 Then, when I decide to take an afternoon nap, he comes to wake me up. 🫩 And the moment I’m awake… he goes back to bed again. So I decided that he doesn’t get to nap either. 😈

Surveillance system: activated. 👀👀 ******* Système de surveillance activé. 👀👀

You’ll probably say she’s spoiled because she gets access to my fluffy little belly… but what she loves most is burying her nose in it and breathing in that unique scent of dust, fresh-cut grass, and wet concrete after the rain. ☺️

I pretty much claim every piece of furniture in my house… and the outdoor furniture too. This swing officially belongs to me now. 👑 And that’s non-negotiable.

Every Sunday follows the exact same schedule… and I worked very hard to keep it that way. 😼💤 ******* Tous les dimanches suivent exactement le même horaire… et j’ai travaillé très fort pour que ça reste comme ça. 😼💤

I love it when his ruff is perfectly in place. He looks like a little aristocrat. 🤭👑 ******* J’adore quand sa collerette est bien placée. Il a l’air d’un petit aristocrate. 🤭👑

Is someone coming over this morning? 🤔 Why did you make me look so adorable? 😼✨ Est-ce qu’on attend quelqu’un ce matin? 🤔 Pourquoi m’as-tu rendu aussi mignon? 😼✨

“The moment he sees a comb, he has to rub himself on it. 🤣🤣” « Dès qu’il voit un peigne, il doit s’y frotter. 🤣🤣 »

From today on, we’re staying in the air conditioning. 🥵 With a feels-like temperature of 44°C, the only plan is to stay cool… and take a nap. 😴 **** À partir d’aujourd’hui, nous restons à l’air climatisé. 🥵 Avec un ressenti de 44 °C, le seul programme est de rester au frais… et de faire la sieste. 😴

We’re enjoying the garden today because tomorrow’s temperatures are going to be unbearable. 🌿☀️ We’ll be staying in the air conditioning tomorrow! 😎❄️ ***** Nous profitons aujourd’hui du jardin, car demain la température sera pénible. 🌿☀️ Nous resterons à l’air climatisé demain! 😎❄️

Weekends are better when they’re spent with the best boy. 😊 I suppose you may enjoy my company. 😼 ******** Les week-ends sont toujours plus beaux avec le meilleur des garçons. 😊 J’imagine que vous avez le privilège de profiter de ma présence. 😼

Friday looks a little cloudy… I think I’ll stay home and relax instead of supervising the garden today. 😼☁️ What are your plans for the weekend?

Looks like it’s the weekend. 😏 Didn’t you know the future belongs to those who wake up early? 😈 You’re already two minutes late with my breakfast. 👿 #atchoumthetyrant

Leave my toes alone and rub my belly instead. Priorities, human. 🤣🤣 ****** Lâche mes orteils et occupe-toi de ma bedaine à la place. Les priorités, humaine. 🤣🤣 🐾👑

It turns out drugs are bad… but let’s be honest, catnip is absolutely amazing. 🤣😵‍💫😵‍💫 Il paraît que la drogue, c’est pas bon… mais on s’entend que l’herbe à chat, c’est absolument génial. 🤣😵‍💫😵‍💫 #atchoumthecat #catnipaddict #notagoodinfluence #livingmybestlife 😹🌿

I don’t know why Mom doesn’t want me playing with the plants. She keeps buying them, then leaves those tempting branches right where I can reach them. How am I supposed to resist? 😼🌿

I was having a very important discussion with the birds. Apparently, they disagree with my plan. 🤣🐦😼 J’étais en pleine discussion très importante avec les oiseaux. Apparemment, ils ne sont pas d’accord avec mon plan. 🤣🐦😼

I asked my daughter why she wasn’t doing her laundry. She said there was a squatter in her laundry basket. 🧺😼 Any excuse is a good excuse not to do it. 🤣

“Human, you’re late with my snack. I’m going to have to raise your rent. 😈” « Humaine, tu es en retard pour la collation. Je vais être obligé d’augmenter ton loyer. 😈 »

As I’m apparently just a tenant in his house, the only privilege I have is getting to enjoy his fluffy belly. For everything else, I have to make treat payments. 🫣🤣

Good morning, peasants. 😸☀️ I have been informed that today is Sunday. I therefore expect a slower pace, extra cuddles, and prompt delivery of snacks. Happy Sunday, everyone!

Good cleaning day! First step: take out your Swiffer and clean the floors. Second step: remove the Swiffer residue. 🤣😼 #NotHelpful #ProfessionalFloorInspector 🐾

Someone here can’t wait to steal my breakfast🥯😼 #notpatient ***** Il y en a un ici qui a hâte de voler mon petit déjeuner🥯😼 #paspatient