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Athena Kugblenu

@athenakugblenu

Comedian'n'writer'n'podcaster. TED Speaker. Take my coffee like I take my power. SophieChapmanTalent / SueTerryVoices 👉🏾 📕 Buy History's Most Epic FIBS & FAILS! 🎧 Bust or Trust or PROcrastinate 📺

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Athena Kugblenu@athenakugblenu· 29d

But apparently ppl don't watch sitcoms anymore 🤷🏾 yougov.com/en-gb/articl...

The most streamed TV shows in May 2026

The Boys
Brooklyn 99
Brooklyn 99
Legends
The middle
Family Guy
The Simpsons
Bluey
30 Rock
Modern Family
Off Campus

Athena Kugblenu@athenakugblenu· Jul 13

I'll be at Green Man Festival on Friday night www.greenman.net/line-up/frid...

Full comedy line up for 2026 Green Man Festival

The line up is available here

https://www.greenman.net/line-up/friday/

Athena Kugblenu@athenakugblenu· Jul 10

Joke Friday

I was on a bus and I show a bloke tell a woman to go back to where she came from after an I was on a bus and I show a bloke tell a woman to go back to where she came from after an argument

I couldn't let that one slide. I told him

That's exactly what she's doing

She's on the 125 and has five bags of shopping from ASDA

Then goes on a magical mystery tour to some place that has nothing to do with where they actually live

Athena Kugblenu@athenakugblenu· Jul 7

What a good use of public money

Conservatives labor the double Democrats and restore Britain so they won't stand in the Clacton by-election

Text is from a BBC News rolling update

Athena Kugblenu@athenakugblenu· Jul 6

He's right.

À tweet from Yannick Bolasie.

All I'll say is this was afcon and they let a man play after he got a red card come out the nonsense being said would be crazy

Athena Kugblenu@athenakugblenu· Jul 2

This is very red

Heat Map of the Globe from the climate reanalyzer website, it has a big strip of red along the middle of it

Athena Kugblenu@athenakugblenu· Jun 22

I made a video.

Athena Kugblenu@athenakugblenu· Jun 12

Joke Friday

At the last unite the kingdom rally they said they wanted us to remigrate. Why now? We've only just got our own aisle in Tescos. Years of being able to buy soy sauce for stop garam masala. 12 litre cans of vegetable oil. But the moment we can get clubcard points on SuperMalt. and hardo bread they want us to go. I'm gutted.

At the last unite the kingdom rally they said they wanted us to remigrate. Why now? We've only just got our own aisle in Tescos. Years of being able to buy soy sauce for stop garam masala. 12 litre cans of vegetable oil. But the moment we can get clubcard points on SuperMalt. and hardo bread they want us to go. I'm gutted.

At the last unite the kingdom rally they said they wanted us to remigrate. Why now? We've only just got our own aisle in Tescos. Years of being able to buy soy sauce for stop garam masala. 12 litre cans of vegetable oil. But the moment we can get clubcard points on SuperMalt. and hardo bread they want us to go. I'm gutted.

At the last unite the kingdom rally they said they wanted us to remigrate. Why now? We've only just got our own aisle in Tescos. Years of being able to buy soy sauce for stop garam masala. 12 litre cans of vegetable oil. But the moment we can get clubcard points on SuperMalt. and hardo bread they want us to go. I'm gutted.

Athena Kugblenu@athenakugblenu· Jun 9

Pray for me I'm in agony lol. I found this in Savers for £2.49. Call me cynical but I don't think miracle cures can be found in Savers for £2.49

A bottle of deep heat bubble bath

Athena Kugblenu@athenakugblenu· Jun 9

😍

The hottest crew ever. Artemis II. All four are at least straight 9s

Athena Kugblenu@athenakugblenu· Jun 8

3 months!!!!!

BBC headline: Live. Tech firms have three months to stop children seeing or sending explicit content, Starmer says

Athena Kugblenu@athenakugblenu· Jun 5

New episode is up procrastinationpod.podbean.com

Procrastinate Pod promo. Pic of Athena Kugblenu and Kate Weston

Procrastinate Pod promo. Pic Kate Weston

Procrastinate Pod promo. Pic of Athena Kugblenu and Kate Weston. And available podcast platforms, Spotify, amazon, podbean and Apple

Athena Kugblenu@athenakugblenu· May 25

A TGN title card with the caption 'so long, and thanks for all the fish'

Athena Kugblenu@athenakugblenu· May 23

The caption "Ed balls" on a TNG image

Athena Kugblenu@athenakugblenu· May 23

The caption "nothing beats a jet two holiday" on a TNG graphic

Athena Kugblenu@athenakugblenu· May 23

Saturday is sorted for me

A Star Trek Voyager graphic with the caption "my dad was a tool maker"

Athena Kugblenu@athenakugblenu· May 21

Look at me at @hayfestival.bsky.social

Athena Kugblenu pointing to a chalkboard sign Athena talks about her new bill History's Most Epic FAILS

Athena Kugblenu@athenakugblenu· May 19

£102bn to get from London to Birmingham a bit quicker

Picture of March Simpson with the caption "I'm so f****** embarrassed"

Athena Kugblenu@athenakugblenu· May 14

Until icons like this come here it won't be the craic it needs to be

The Iconic Wayne Rooney tweet about Whitney Houston:

"Whitney has passed away. Rip you will live on forever. Can't believe it. I want to run to you. really can't believe this"

Athena Kugblenu@athenakugblenu· May 11

Kiers sister before, during and after every speech

Ben Affleck smoking and fed up

Athena Kugblenu@athenakugblenu· May 9

If youre looking for me in irl

9 may: Honk comedy, Bisham abbey

16 may: komedia, Brighton

21 may: hay festival

26 may: the bill Murray, london

5 june: the bill Murray, london

22 JUNE: CHALKE HISTORY FESTIVAL

2 July: comedy Oddessy, London

15 July: Norwich history festival

16/17 July: KomEDIA, BRIGHTON

30 JULY: LAUGHING MATTERS, BRISTOL BEACON

Athena Kugblenu@athenakugblenu· May 1

A rabbit eating grass

Sea view with lawn in the foreground

Athena Kugblenu@athenakugblenu· Apr 30

I told you S2 was coming. New episode here: procrastinationpod.podbean.com/e/procrastin...

Procrastinate
A podcast for people who put things off

Venue stands in the centre of the image beneath these headlines

Procrastinate, search for procrastinate on Spotify podbean YouTube Amazon music and apple podcasts

Procrastinate with Colin Hill

Athena Kugblenu@athenakugblenu· Apr 26

@louiestowell.bsky.social

A picture of a whiteboard. on the left of the whiteboard is a picture of Loki saying "I'm ready for my interview". To the right is writing : "Louis they asked me to draw something how can I draw anything that Compares with Loki?!

Athena Kugblenu@athenakugblenu· Apr 24

Joke Friday

When I was diagnosed as pregnant with my First kid, no one was more surprised than me

I only went to the doctor because I thought I had asthma

But my shortness is breath wasn't because of that because I caught a sexually transmitted baby

Athena Kugblenu@athenakugblenu· Apr 17

Joke Friday

Some people get really angry at vegans who eat fake meat

Why do you always make vegetables look like meat? Why are you making peas that like fake sausages? You know it's healthier to eat the real thing

But we make meat look like other things come out right? What the hell is popcorn chicken?

Realme isn't that real! If a pig gave birth to sausage you would not eat that sausage...

Athena Kugblenu@athenakugblenu· Apr 14

Do we not like economic terrorism JD Vance?

Donald Trump code of countries and tariffs he intends to impose in them for no reason whatsoever other than he's a stupid dickhead

Athena Kugblenu@athenakugblenu· Mar 13

Joke Friday

I don't get mad at people who aren't black getting afro hairstyles because of cultural I don't get mad at people who aren't black getting afro hairstyles because of cultural appropriation

I get mad because they always get the best ones

Just once just one time I want to see a white woman with a wet perm

Show Solidarity by making the same mistakes we did. you can't only copy the wins

Athena Kugblenu@athenakugblenu· Mar 9

I beg your pardon? It's either automated or it isn't. And I will not remember to do this task in 15 minutes time. I would have moved on to the next thing

A message from a government website that says "due to High customer demand we cannot verify you identity"

Athena Kugblenu@athenakugblenu· Mar 6

Will be here if you fancy it lnk.to/TCTcomedy

Advert for gig on 24 March at Royal Albert Hall with Athena Kugblenu on the line up
Tickets: https://lnk.to/TCTcomedy