baguettes are very versatile.

🫡 looking for my glow rn. In the bathroom with the lights off. Is it like glow in the dark green or..

this is 330 words on a single page. this has ceased being an effective use of the medium.

my god

wow I want to die

revisiting this from a few weeks ago..

🤢

I think first-generation immigrants can be New Yorkers or Southerners or Angelenos or Nutmeggers or whatever they want. And that goes for anyone else too

the audience for zitron at this point:

It's Ross, prolly the latter lol.

absolutely rancid vibes.

just my semi-regular scheduled scream that I need to get my family out of this hell-state (Idaho). this dude just got ~30% of the vote for governor in the gop primary.

This dude just got ~30% in the primary for governor.

yeah this game has got the juice

From the Chick Track "The Attack":

vigorously blocking people who dare chime in and say that the miracle drugs I'm disparaging save lives. "I cannot imagine making this a whole personality", I say after a pandemic ravaged the world and medical denialism killed countless people.