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@attorneydad
Bill of Rights enthusiast; full-time appellate & post-conviction lawyer with a dismal win-loss record ; mostly here to insult my betters. Born and raised behind the pine curtain, forced to subsist on the arid Staked Plains
Don’t have a Ghana 🇬🇭 jersey but I do have this shirt i had custom made there 25 years ago!
This is who I picture whenever I encounter a @jadler1969.bsky.social post or article in the wild
Hey guys just a warning - be careful with posts criticizing SWA’s new boarding and assigned seating policies… they are very not chill about it
Just went outside to put something in the car. It’s 36 and windy and felt UNCOMFORTABLY cold. It’s supposed to be 22 tomorrow morning #TexasWx Wisteria *almost* got to bloom
Why don’t you ask my cute little “I ❤️ OK” articulated piggie keychain?
Apparently they do . Dairy allergy diagnosis has robbed me of all that was right and good in the world.
Me: why would I pay for a pdf-to-audio app when I can get one for free? The one I can get for free:
My 1% friend lent me this Briggs & Riley carry-on sized garment bag roller and I am AMAZED. Like it is better in KIND and not just DEGREE than any of the options I found. Y’all let me know if they offer an #influencer discount 😂
Remind me do I soak today and cook tonight, or soak overnight and cook tomorrow ? Also: purple hull > blackeye but you can’t get them in the panhandle 😭
TFW when you are so overwhelmed with justiciability that you just have to go antiquing and give yourself a little break break
Also I have already had too many beers someone please explain this interaction to me:
I don’t think SM is a genius but I also don’t think he’s an idiot. I think he is evil. But this is still *surprisingly* dumb