Andrew Turley

@aturls

this is a regrettable development aka casio_juarez in other universes, aturls@macaw.social on mastodon, aturls.08 on signal kansas city adjacent do not ask me to quantify the sublime

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Andrew Turley@aturls· 28d

Sounds like a hoot!

It's a Facebook group, which means anyone can post. That can be a mixed bag. On its worst days, The Real Kansas City can be conspiratorial, bitter and rife with misinformation. People blame the mayor for a police department he doesn't control, City Hall for county property assessments, or homelessness on local officials who are confronting a national problem with limited resources.
Many members seem determined to absolve the police of failures that obviously belong to the police.

On its good days, though, the page is illuminating. You do sometimes see stuff on there that you won't see anywhere else. Business owners post security camera footage of repeat thefts.
Residents document illegal dumping, encampments and broken infrastructure that linger for months. They vent about valid complaints: inconsistent code enforcement, a city bureaucracy that often feels indifferent and the absence of
a permanent municipal jail.

Andrew Turley@aturls· 28d

Sometimes I think about what must be happening in this person's mind

A Tesla with an "I BOUGHT THIS BEFORE WE KNEW ELON WAS CRAZY" sticker and a license plate that says "HUFLPFF"

Andrew Turley@aturls· 28d

Low budget edit of Jim Henson controlling Mitch McConnell, who has Kermit legs

Andrew Turley@aturls· 28d

Be blessed

A sign in grass that says "Pet blessings this Saturday 10AM"

Andrew Turley@aturls· 28d

As far as excuses from contractors go, this one is pretty solid

Thanks
We are Repainting KC Current after hosting Netherlands for the World Cup and we have to be done the end of this week so they can move back in.
Let me check with
Maybe we can get back by an evening this week.

Andrew Turley@aturls· 29d

When you're a silly boy who thought he could handle whipped cream but now finds himself overwhelmed with FLAVOR

Andrew Turley@aturls· Jul 9

Andrew Turley@aturls· Jul 5

"I should go skate before it gets hot" vs "I should not open the door"

Andrew Turley@aturls· Jul 3

Good evening

Andrew Turley@aturls· Jul 3

30 years ago on this day I kissed this pretty lady for the first time ❤️❤️❤️ @heidiblobaum.bsky.social

A woman sits on a wicker couch on a rooftop

She is wearing a black sleeveless shirt and sunglasses and is holding a leash attached to a grey cat who is sitting to the left of the image

Andrew Turley@aturls· Jul 3

Guy who agreed to go skateboarding in 90 degree weather

A bearded white man with his hair pulled back looking a bit tired

Andrew Turley@aturls· Jul 2

Raccoon Pope says: "Congratulations on your last communion, you whack-ass heretic"

A hand drawn picture of a raccoon dressed as the Pope

Andrew Turley@aturls· Jul 1

We all know where this ends

Homer Simpson saying:

My dead sweet Pinchy

No more pain where you are now, boy

Andrew Turley@aturls· Jun 30

Four months driving through the desert subsisting on gas station dick pills and Mountain Dew

A white man with brown hair and glasses looks at something above and to the side of the camera

This man has seen some shit and done some shit, and part of him wants to tell you about it and the other part would murder you on the spot if you ever found out

Andrew Turley@aturls· Jun 29

Sure half of the green stuff is weeds or invasive, but I like the "moon of Endor" vibe our back yard gets in the summer

A back yard with a large tree in the middle, a wood fence to the left, a swing set to the right, and trees in the background

Andrew Turley@aturls· Jun 25

A white man with rain and blood running down his face

It is Roy Batty from the rooftop scene in "Blade Runner"

Andrew Turley@aturls· Jun 22

Alive dad Good dad I am dad (Me and my dad)

An excited baby in a red outfit standing next to a mustachioed man wearing overalls in a not-quite-installed fiberglass shower

Andrew Turley@aturls· Jun 22

10 years in, being a dad is great

A man sitting on a couch holding a baby with a cat next to him

Andrew Turley@aturls· Jun 20

Perfect soundtrack

A book open to a page, in the background a person plays electric guitar on a couch

CHAPTER 4
BLINK-182
Dude Ranch
MCA Records (1997)

Andrew Turley@aturls· Jun 18

This is the media I keep coming back to

LISA, THE BLOB HAS GOT ME!
DON'T tOUCHME,
ORITLL GET YOU TOO!
CHLORINE, EH?
(ALL BAWLING) OH, MY FACE IS ON FIRE.

Andrew Turley@aturls· Jun 18

Quickly (poorly) sketching a Robert Mapplethorpe photo

Andrew Turley@aturls· Jun 18

Good evening friends

Outline of trees with clouds in the sky on the left, leaving a hole for the moon and its friends

Andrew Turley@aturls· Jun 14

Good day to skate

A concrete area covered in graffiti with trees and grass in the distance

A person on a skateboard wearing a bright green shirt rides away

Andrew Turley@aturls· Jun 14

I found this horrifying drink recipe on my phone

Beef Fizz
2 cans condensed beef broth
1 cup chilled ginger ale
2 tablespoons lemon juice
Combine
ingredients
and
pour over ice in glasses.
6 to 8 servings

Andrew Turley@aturls· Jun 13

My family was talking about this over breakfast and my son said "the worst part is he [Trump] doesn't even go to the school" Love it when kids reinvent the memes from first principles

Andrew Turley@aturls· Jun 12

Summer vibes

A cat sprawled on a porch table covered by a colorful tablecloth with a glass of water obscuring his face

There is a magazine in the foreground and in the background a woman is working on a laptop

Andrew Turley@aturls· Jun 11

Showing off those beans

A tuxedo cat resting in the back cushion of a couch with his back feet raised so you can see his toe beans

Andrew Turley@aturls· Jun 9

When you know the band is gonna absolutely fuck you up

A hand-written sign that says

Warning
Strobe lights will be used

There is a small sticker of a fish-like creature at the bottom

Andrew Turley@aturls· Jun 9

Ok we've gotten lax about keeping him off the table but also HOW THE FUCK IS CAT THIS LARGE?

A large tuxedo cat rests on a wooden table by a woman working in a laptop

Andrew Turley@aturls· Jun 9