AuntieTennis.bsky.social

@auntietennis

If tennis were a sweary old woman. 🥰 = Carlitos, Demon, Felix, Casper, Arthur C, Karolina M, Maya, Talia, Jasmine, Barbora, Ons, Dasha, Katie, Marketa, Victoria M, Oleksandra 🤢 = NoVax, Zvermin🐀, N(d)ick K, nepo babies

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AuntieTennis.bsky.social@auntietennis· 5d

AuntieTennis.bsky.social@auntietennis· 7d

Auntie Koala be my name

AuntieTennis.bsky.social@auntietennis· 9d

AuntieTennis.bsky.social@auntietennis· 10d

USO mixed doubles looks both fun and terrifying. Taylor Townsend wtf are you doing. Mr and Mrs Boulter 💕 Siren of the Shattering Eardrums & NoVax - because of course. Alex & Felix! Iga & Casper! ➡️ approved And what assorted horrors can you see? 👀 #Tennis

AuntieTennis.bsky.social@auntietennis· 14d

Getting stronger 🤞 #tennis

AuntieTennis.bsky.social@auntietennis· 15d

Pssst… wanna see something worse than Carlitos’ hair? She looks like an unfortunate salmon trapped in a fishing net #USopen #Sabalenka #tennis

AuntieTennis.bsky.social@auntietennis· Jul 16

A black and white meme featuring a cutout image of a crow leaning forward on the left side. To its right, large bold text reads "this user supports crows, ravens, and their agenda". At the bottom, smaller italicized text reads "corvid haters unfollow immediately".

AuntieTennis.bsky.social@auntietennis· Jul 11

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AuntieTennis.bsky.social@auntietennis· Jul 10

Jannik istg you better get this title

AuntieTennis.bsky.social@auntietennis· Jul 10

A four-panel comic by John McNamee (Pie Comic).
Panel 1: A cartoon character dressed as Little Red Riding Hood stands near a bed and says, "My Granny! What big eyes you have."
Panel 2: A closer view of Little Red Riding Hood as she continues, "And goodness! What big ears you have."
Panel 3: An extreme close-up of Little Red Riding Hood, now with huge, sparkling anime-style eyes, excitedly exclaiming, "And what big TEETH you have!"
Panel 4: The perspective shifts to reveal who is in the bed. It is not the Big Bad Wolf, but an actual human grandmother who happens to have comically large bulging eyes, huge protruding ears, and massive rectangular buck teeth. Looking incredibly annoyed at the insults, the grandmother replies, "You're by far my least favorite grandchild."

AuntieTennis.bsky.social@auntietennis· Jul 9

After all she’s been through after all the pain and operation and thinking she’d never be healthy and playing at her best again our special, unique, 🐦‍🔥 raising from the ashes, playing the most beautiful tennis she’s capable of this is amazing what spirit!!!

AuntieTennis.bsky.social@auntietennis· Jul 9

AuntieTennis.bsky.social@auntietennis· Jul 6

I’d rather watch paint dry in a windowless basement while listening to nails on a chalkboard.

AuntieTennis.bsky.social@auntietennis· Jul 5

AuntieTennis.bsky.social@auntietennis· Jul 4

Wow Iga fighting for her life (and that cute child is beginning to annoy me I don’t know why) YaY 😈 Ryba gone!? Pao Pao spanking Magaria ✨ Me trying to watch tennis today while working: