Of course, you can still slap it on this and get prowess X 5

I think I know why they got rid of the annoying prowess otters. This thing would give one of those prowess X 3 if I'm reading this correctly.

You know how Final Fantasy X had that plot twist where the church of Yevon was actually being run by dead people that refused to depart? That's basically the US right now.

Microparasites in the lettuce, bacteria in the jalapenos. Everything is coming with an extra surprise these days.

What's that? If they destroy the enchantment it's not that bad? Well, I MAY also have this card in the deck... so that wouldn't really help.

Is it mean to build a Magic deck that can infinitely blink Rise of Sozin every turn, or every other turn if I want to take my opponent's deck apart? Really, its WoTC's fault for making it possible.

This is how you know you found a quality coyote guy

Since I realized Resonating Lute can double my mana, my Mathemagics deck has felt like bullying. lol

Everything about this panel is perfect

Also, I'm not, but I still think this is a great reaction image. XD

It IS cute. I'd protect that smile with my life... or maybe someone else's. D:

Everyone should look at him o.o

Diablo 4 is actually pretty fun. Also having fun with the custom title system. lol

I've created a deck in MTG that wins using Mathemagics and Razorkin Needlehead. It's hilarious. The only problem is it can take a while to get enough mana for lethal, so the rest of your deck needs to delay your opponent. Using Ojer Axonil, Deepest Might to reduce the RKNH triggers needed helps.

I took the test. Was curious how it would categorize me. Close enough I guess.

Probably stood too close to JD Vance

I'm one public piss away from completing a few bingos.

The correct way to greet a jackal

I hope Kid Rock is enjoying his additional 15 minutes of fame. After everything is all over he'll become more obscure than I am.

Wait, this article is actually better than i thought. They're like "the incident doesn't mean you can ignore the laws". I guess that didn't work out like he hoped.

See? Right on schedule. His minions are chiming in.

He's getting desperate

Oh hey, I have direct ancestors who for whatever reason ended up in Canada. o.o Maybe I should look into this. lol

Snoot reveal

Just realized it's 4/20. Have a smoking jackal to celebrate.

Can't wait to watch Western leftists fawn over her when she takes over. Praising how progressive it is for North Korea to have a female leader grind the populace under her boot heels. Just wait and see.

Oh God, make it stop. I don't care how.

LOL. LMAO even. One of my neighbors is a furry, it seems. But which one is it?

What does your OC smell like? Creosote bushes and desert rain.