Austinbloggy

@austinbloggy

An actual gay with a husband + a two cats named #VeronicaMeows and #StephanieMeows, living in a map hole near Austin, TX. Regional potato chip fan. Venn diagram enthusiast. I talk about music, movies, tv, pop culture, and politics.

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Austinbloggy@austinbloggy· Jul 10

A very big day for Dear Leader

Image of the Pink Lady, a famous North Korean news anchor

Austinbloggy@austinbloggy· Jun 11

The whole Slayyyter album gives me that Kool Aid man bursting through a wall feeling like Von Dutch. And her lyrics are just 😘🤌

Lyrics to CRANK by Slayyyter

If I get drunk, might have to ring her
She pick up, then we fuck I get so gay off that tequila I need some dick for Tuesday Let me go put out some feelers
Crank it, uh
He wanna fuck Slayyyter Richard, we should link later Get to my hotel and suck him off In the elevator

Austinbloggy@austinbloggy· Jun 11

Wild that the Knicks offensive game was essentially just two players.

Austinbloggy@austinbloggy· Jun 11

Seeing a lot of ref blaming on my timeline…is that who’s missing all those shots? 🤔 #NBAFinals

Austinbloggy@austinbloggy· Jun 5

The (fully remote) company I work for is based in NYC so I've been on camera wearing the most obnoxious Spurs hat all week.

Austinbloggy@austinbloggy· May 5

Always interesting to see people's mixed reviews of the #ACLFest (or any festival) lineup. Festivals are so tricky because the loyal, "I've gone every year since X," folks will inevitably begin to age out. In terms of non-headliners I'm excited that Rochelle Jordan and Underscores made the cut.

Austinbloggy@austinbloggy· May 4

Next week is trying to trick me into going to concerts almost every damn night. I already have tickets to the shows with checkmarks but really feeling like I can’t miss Gelli Haha, which would have me out 3 nights in a row…as a middle aged man.

Screenshot of a list showing:
Sun 5/10 - Gelli Haha
Mon 5/11 - Grace Ives
Tue 5/12 - Grandaddy
Thu 5/14 - Quiet Light
Fri 5/15 - Trauma Ray + Glixen
Sat 5/16 - Whitney

Austinbloggy@austinbloggy· Apr 27

Bro, shut the fuck up. The current state of Internet culture is so damn annoying.

Screenshot of text saying You’re Cooking Frozen Pizza Wrong

Austinbloggy@austinbloggy· Apr 27

Tbf if you switch to the single ticket view you can buy one for the bargain price of $477.

Austinbloggy@austinbloggy· Apr 27

Been checking the listing for Slayyyter tickets at Emo’s basically every day since the on sale. They sold out super quick and I missed out but I’m hoping for a promoter hold to release more. In the meantime, some asshole(s) have resale tickets listed for over $600. 🫠

A screenshot from Ticketmaster showing a verified resale ticket listed for $644.

Austinbloggy@austinbloggy· Apr 23

It's funny how the local "alt rock" station will play these songs and then unironically play a bumper that says: New. Local. Alternative. [Station Name.] Shoutout to Shirley Manson for being THE female voice in a 10 song cluster.

Austinbloggy@austinbloggy· Apr 18

Had quite a fruitful #RSD26. I think I’m most psyched about the Art of Noise re-issue but all good stuff that I was very lucky to snag.

Photo of six 12” records and one 7” record: Selena Gonez9Droplets EP, Art of Noise’s Seduction of Claude Debussy, Dijon’s How Do You Feel About Getting Married?, Ethel Cain’s Inbred, Slayyyter’s Wor$t Girl in America, Hemlocke Springs’ Going Gone and Olivia Dean’s Live At the BBC

Austinbloggy@austinbloggy· Apr 10

I just realized the real reason Amazon is deprecating my old Gen 4 Kindle is because it can no longer support their damn ads network.

Photo of a Kindle with a message saying Please connect wirelessly to download the latest special offer

Austinbloggy@austinbloggy· Apr 9

I just went back and fully read the email they sent (which I previously only skimmed) and I am SO annoyed. Feels like this shit should be illegal but yeah starting next month I won't be able to download anything new onto the device, which pretty much renders it useless.

Austinbloggy@austinbloggy· Mar 30

I was triggered by this meme I saw on Reddit haha We didn’t even have Blockbuster in Maine in 1996.

Austinbloggy@austinbloggy· Mar 22

The home team (Longhorns) is really fucking up my Men’s #MarchMadness bracket in a big way.

Austinbloggy@austinbloggy· Mar 12

Adding this for context and so other people over the age of 30 can relate/understand.

Austinbloggy@austinbloggy· Mar 11

Y'all...did Cheer Up Charlies SERIOUSLY get locked out of their venue for non-payment of rent RIGHT when #SXSW is gearing up?! Please say psych. www.instagram.com/p/DVwUQKzEbV...

Dear Cheer Up Charlies, LLC:

As you know, DT Land Group, Inc. manages the Premises for the Landlord. This letter is to notify you that you have failed to cure your default.

On March 5, 2026, Landlord notified Tenant that they were in default of their lease due to past due rent in the amount of $15,529.04. The failure to pay these amounts constitutes an act of default under the Lease. Landlord provided five (5) days for the Tenant to cure this breach. To date, the Tenant has failed to cure this default and pay the past due balance.

Accordingly, Landlord regretfully concludes that it must exercise its legal remedies. As authorized by the Lease, the Landlord has reentered and taken possession of the Premises. In order to secure its possession of the Premises, the Landlord has altered the locks. The Tenant's right to possession of the Premises is terminated, effective immediately. You are not authorized to reenter the Premises until the Lease is formally terminated.

The Landlord is also entitled to recover unpaid rent for the balance of the term of the Lease, additional amounts incurred by Landlord due to the Tenant's breach of the Lease, and its attorney's fees. Demand is hereby made for payment.

Please be advised that the Landlord is entitled to and shall apply amounts paid against its damages. Any payment tendered shall not operate to reinstate any possessory rights of Tenant, except as provided above. Landlord further reserves its right to proceed with its other remedies under the laws of this state.

Austinbloggy@austinbloggy· Mar 4

Cartoon boy drinking a juice box while looking exhausted

Austinbloggy@austinbloggy· Feb 26

I could never put my finger on why I never wanted to go to Terry Black's Barbecue...now I never need to go. Imagine posing for a photo with this piece of human beef jerky?!

Austinbloggy@austinbloggy· Feb 23

I’m so psyched, I bought a signed copy of INJI’s album, “Superlame,” on vinyl and somehow I ended up with one of the three copies that comes with free entry to her shows for life!

Photo of INJI’s LP Superlame on vinyl with a handwritten message that says, “hi this is INJI if you got this record THX! ILY! Also you get free tickets to my shows for life!”

Austinbloggy@austinbloggy· Feb 22

Went to the Austin Film Society Cinema to see Train Dreams followed by a Q&A with the Director and Co-Writer tonight. I really liked the film at home on Netflix but I LOVED it in the theater. It was also in a different aspect ratio for some reason. The end made me cry. So moving.

Austinbloggy@austinbloggy· Feb 20

We’ve transitioned from putting concert tickets on a credit card to needing a personal loan to pay for concert tickets.

Screenshot of a Reddit post stating, “Springsteen signed off on $3000 tickets for his new concerts. Fans cannot be surprised.”

Austinbloggy@austinbloggy· Feb 20

In my dramatic and emotional era with tonight’s Twitch setlist. Twitch.tv/austinbloggy

Screenshot of a playlist showing: Set Me Free by Active Child, Lost You/Lost Youth by How to Dress Well, What’s a Girl to Do by Bat For Lashes, Hunter by Searows, Places/Plans by Skullcrusher, Deluge in the South by Squirrel Flower, Fire by Waxahatchee, Nettles by Ethel Cain, 13 Beaches by Lana Del Rey and For a Day Like Today by Lee Hazlewood w/ Suzi Jane Hokom

Austinbloggy@austinbloggy· Feb 19

Photo of a televangelist with his head down and eyes closed as though in prayer, with caption text that says "Jesus, I see what you've done for other people, and I want that for me."

Austinbloggy@austinbloggy· Feb 17

Imagine how the audience would lose their damn minds if you hit your jump at the same point these fireworks hit?

Austinbloggy@austinbloggy· Feb 13

Quite proud of this sequence from our Twitch stream tonight.

Austinbloggy@austinbloggy· Jan 16

Somehow I missed the news that the Chicago Bears are moving to Gary, Indiana. What in the actual fuck?! When you search Gary, Indiana on Google Maps this is the first photo that comes up haha

A dilapidated house that looks like it could fall down at any moment with an unkempt lawn

Austinbloggy@austinbloggy· Jan 15

Seeing a photo of Trump's Gestapo agents, surrounded by unmarked cars, dog piling on a person at our local Costco has me at a loss for words. To say I hate what's happening in this country right now is an understatement.

Several American Gestapo (I.C.E) agents laying on top of a person in a Costco Warehouse parking lot with unmarked vehicles surrounding them

Austinbloggy@austinbloggy· Jan 9

Me dealing with college students when I have online customer support at work