Starting with Sonic and the Black Knight (Wii) right now! twitch.tv/authorblues

Dashing Through Trash returns *tonight*, in about an hour. Three weeks of the good, the bad, and the ugly games you love to hate. Come out every night to see what new horrors we've cooked up. Follow twitch.tv/authorblues for all this and more!

Got to loop 5... and then loop 6 right after! Level 60 (loop 6, hole 10) - 30020

Still can't crack into loop 5, but getting close. Level 40 (again) twice - 19810

Solved the mystery of how @theemkaystandsfor.bsky.social lost their run! Level 40 (loop 4, hole 10) - 19520

Getting there. Level 38 - 17820

Early morning arcade. Level 29 - 13310

Gonna post any Ice Cold Beer personal bests here. Level 19 - 9130

Had to pick up dinner for @spikevegeta.bsky.social because he's so busy.

Happy Pride to Missile, the gayest little dog

Oof

We are creating a gap in education and understanding that is going to take generations to fix at this rate.

Finished up @glitchcat7.bsky.social's Return to Subcon 2: Nova Project, a SMB2 hack 9 years in the making, and it was incredible! Blown away by how polished and creative it was, using almost only vanilla SMB2 features. Worth playing no matter your skill level. www.smwcentral.net?p=section&a=...

There is so much gorgeous art of people playing chess.

Nice try, Satan. I've seen too many PC-98 Mahjong games to get fooled this easily.

Going live with Bubsy 4D with Crowd Control enabled! Thanks to @crowdcontrol.live and @atari.com for the opportunity to show this off! twitch.tv/authorblues

Trans Am crew is enjoying Arcade Pit right now, why aren't you?

Oh, I thought I saw you there!

Twitch's sponsorship flagging has the funniest categories

YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THESE AREN'T THE SAME GUY??

I only just processed that Falco's last name indicates that his family is from Lombard. Just like Virgil. Is Star Fox an allegory?

Every location in Ocarina of Time feels more finished than Hyrule Field in Eldin province. This is the first draft before you make it look like something other than a textured flat plane.

I hope cold emailers realize that this template will never sound natural and that everybody hates them, the emailer, personally

Did manage to get something in right at the end.

Admittedly, it didn't go great.

We're never coming back from this, y'all. We're so fucked.