Buying a round for my man Ulf the White, who's sick of ALL these motherfuckers. #hotd

Finally playing The Last of Us. My god how I'm going to die fast and stupidly in the real apocalypse. And the real one won't be on moderate difficulty.

Well, my last grandparent just died. Next up, parents! Isn't life wonderful.

Point: Jurassic Park isn't suspenseful because you know Spielberg isn't going to kill the kids. Counterpoint: Bitch, have you seen Jaws?

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Thank God I'm a Texan. Saw those news reports about THC kicking those puppies in the face and robbing those old ladies in Colorado.

Wild how animated Han in the Star Wars Holiday Special from the 70's looks like Adam Driver

Nope. Still not sick of seeing Zendaya in stuff. New Spidey movie is pretty good. What a banger of a year for this actor.

Woo hoo! Getting Queen of the Damned. I was scared we weren't.

I always wanted to believe in gods, fairies, time travel, aliens, ghosts, the loch ness monster, and 100 other cool things--but I grew up sad and disappointed. I read Stephen King and comics to cope.

Ok. Just finished reading Artemis. Great book. Who are we casting to play Jazz in the movie? She is Saudi in the novel.

Bare your fangs. They think we're sheep.

I'm 99 percent sure it wasn't, but this sure felt like an in-shoot adlib. Such a fun line.

Remember that grape that you saw roll under the fridge 3 years ago?

Out door dashing this morning and saw this cool bird. Some kind of falcon I think. Not shy.

There are many copies. And they have a plan.

Voted in Texas. No line. #Kamala2024

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #538,913!

I refuse to believe their story is over

Sure hope these crazy kids make it.