oh SHIT turns out the replacement bandana is almost at home lmaoooooo i hadn’t had a single update since i got the “your order has been prepared” email but i just looked up the tracking and it’s gonna be waiting for me!!!! holy shit it’s been to japan hahahahahah

this airbnb is kinda more annoying to get to than the others ive stayed in bc theres no elevator access up the hill, only escalators. but its also the first one that has had a view of la tête de chien so an acceptable trade off all in all

and i oop-

NO WAY!!!!!!! they did this for me

it worked, we cheered!!!!

it’s giving

I KNEW THEY HAD IT IN THEM

madring already on my shit list for committing crimes against typography GUILTY on one count of increased letter spacing on a script font GUILTY on one count of public display of a prohibited typeface (northwell) GUILTY on one count of nonsensical scaling and alignment resulting in ocular damage

but but but i thought they were soooooooo good at developing through the season!!!!!

sorry what do you mean. WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!!!!!!! im not sure i didnt just hallucinate all this im actually so emotional about it too like dont ask me to explain that i just am

i might have done something a bit dumb (purchased a poster from maranello that i somehow have to fit in my luggage back to australia but not before carrying it around for almost a month)

we did it joe!!!!!!!!!

guys im gonna cry

exactly like there is absolutely no guarantee he would have passed. he had a good shot but who knows because it didn’t happen. roll the verstappen if if if clip

we’re getting fed today 🙂‍↕️

do you ever just cry your eyes out or

something about the asylum where they raised him idk

brother the catholic church were nooooooot fucking around holy shit

anyway lmao the aperols are the size of my head so they’re actually super affordable when you think about it!!!

brother monaco is so unserious this is the second time since thursday 😭

thanks to val vacherot for posting this so i know never to go to amazonico lmao if my food came out with a SNAKE as some sort of holding receptacle id literally throw up

go into the cave in the exotic garden they said!!! it will be fun they said!!! it will be 300 stairs out they- wait what the fuck

god damn if i didn’t have a billion work things to do so that i can actually enjoy my weekend id so be there lmao

uhhhhhh reporting live from my balcony on a random thursday???????

id like to thank le moustique that bit me on the elbow and woke me up to see this

i am unwell

HELP lmao do you think they meant this song choice?????????

OKAY well now that im here, time to resume my favourite hobby (looking up the boats)

monaco is so unserious lmao this is a police station

me yesterday: i cannot believe i found this hat!!!!! me today trying to celebrate life in these conditions: