average housewife

@averagehousewife

Artist. Researcher. Beat Saber Expert.

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average housewife@averagehousewife· Jul 12

News this morning got me like

average housewife@averagehousewife· Apr 4

And they were all sorely disappointed.

average housewife@averagehousewife· Mar 3

Who tf knew this was even a thing? I’m not even allergic to nuts. Whaat.

average housewife@averagehousewife· Jan 23

For all the ladies in Perimeterpros

average housewife@averagehousewife· Jan 13

This is probably fine

Picture of a microwave with hand-written note taped to it that says unplug before opening door.

average housewife@averagehousewife· Jan 10

My favorite camellias are blooming.

Dark bright pink (maybe fuchsia) blossoms of a Professor Sargent camellia.

More of my side yard Professor Sargent blossoms in front of a big tree.

average housewife@averagehousewife· Oct 23

If anyone has a dairy problem, Reese’s Pieces just reformulated and the new ones don’t have any milk. 🙌 Check your packages though.

Picture of the back of two Reese’s Pieces products - one is a movie theater style box that contains peanuts, milk, soy; and below is a large family-style bag of the new ones that only have peanut and soy. 🙌 (praise hands)

average housewife@averagehousewife· Oct 11

@marioncofldems.bsky.social how much is it to do something like this on billboards near the mall? That vitamin shoppe corner always has a ton of traffic.

average housewife@averagehousewife· Sep 9

This is normal right

A screen shot of my iPhone photos storage showing 34,940 Photos and 276 Videos. I am embarrassed but cannot change.

average housewife@averagehousewife· Sep 4

Over the past year, we’ve been collecting some rain lilys that pop up in our yard. Since they are bulb flowers they tend to reproduce. We probably have about 500 now. 😬

average housewife@averagehousewife· Sep 1

Gathered these magnolia seeds from our tree the other day hoping to sell them for millions.

A brown wicker basket full of brown and brownish red magnolia seed pods with bright red magnolia seeds bursting out. My hand is holding some of them but I don’t don’t know how describe it non-creepily.

average housewife@averagehousewife· Aug 20

It works! (on this one specific mobile phone that is bigger than the others)

average housewife@averagehousewife· Aug 11

Hmmm. Mark John Thompson, the CEO of CNN??? Idk.

average housewife@averagehousewife· Aug 10

The ants are very slow today.

A photo of the underside of a large magnolia tree branch with a grey blue sky and clouds.

average housewife@averagehousewife· Aug 9

This took a turn.

Photo of screenshot of Criagslist, Ocala Florida “Missed Connections”.

While waiting for our respective boats... (Leesburg)
...we had a good conversation early this morning. I'd like to continue it, and perhaps more, if you're willing. What color was your car and what kind of animal did you hit with it?

average housewife@averagehousewife· Aug 3

I think we’re allowed to do this.

average housewife@averagehousewife· Aug 2

Do you know the muffin man? The muffin man? The muffin man. Oh yes I know the muffin man, he murdered all those people.

If stories are to be believed, the song is truly about Frederick Thomas Lynwood, aka the “Drury Lane Dicer,” a 16th-century baker turned serial killer. Legend has it that Lynwood used muffins tied at the end of a string to lure innocent children to their doom. Oct 4, 2023

average housewife@averagehousewife· Aug 1

#Funfact I was/am an official reject from Real World season 10.

average housewife@averagehousewife· Jul 31

Gah of course.

average housewife@averagehousewife· Jul 24

Lolol

average housewife@averagehousewife· Jul 23

I believe it’s called aegyo sal.

average housewife@averagehousewife· Jul 16

My high school ex-boyfriend was also very good friends with this girl and her husband. This ss is from a few months ago, but we still question who tf this new guy really is. And what happened to her first husband?