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Light remaster. Slight desaturation of the pack, better halftoning. Rebranding. Not a lot needed to be done with this one.
Remastered. Actually a complete rebuild. Better halftoning, new base and overlay textures. Desaturated the Barkley's pack. Rebranding.
Lightly updated. Toned down some of the brighter whites. Slight desaturation of the seal and the red & green inset background. Rebranded. Not much needed to be done to this one.
Remastered. Better text bleed. Upgraded halftoning. Better texturing. New bottle label. New Brigadier branding.
This is a complete strip down and remaster. New texturing, halftoning and text bleeding effects and... a new corporate overlord... Brigadier General Manufacturing instead of AVK Universal.
I've had this ad for a long time... It's one of my favourites. On the surface, it's a standard 1940s ad... Mom's depressed, let's pump her full of drugs so she can make dinner... But look at the kid. Dad's concerned, but the kid has a look of pure fury and disgust.
Did you know... in 1959, John Wayne accidentally showed up to the set of Rio Bravo playing Sgt. Striker from Sands of Iwo Jima. Because all of his contract roles were practically identical, nobody noticed the mistake until 3/4 of the picture was already in the can.
"I'm not responsible for what my ancestors did to the First Nations because I wasn't there personally. I am, however, uniquely entitled to benefit from what my ancestors did, even though I wasn't there personally." - Every Alberta separatist
Great news, everyone! You're all invited to a Canada Day party at Fast's murder house in Airdrie! There'll be fun and games like "Who's Got The Most Teeth", "Spin The Molson Bottle (Family Edition)" and "Who Can Fit The Most Flags On An F-150!". Bring the whole family!
In 1953, the Senate Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations knew that rooting out filthy, commie scum was thirsty work. That’s why Senator Joe McCarthy and his team always took a midday "Snout's-break". Snout's Macaroni & Cheese Condensed Beverage Essence was a particular favorite of the Senator.
Take it from Duke "Marion" Wayne. Consistency is the key to success, whether it's acting or Snout's Worcestershire Condensed Beverage Essence.
This is not a photoshopped paperback cover. There is nothing I could do to it to make it any weirder than it already is.
Pineapple-marshmallow-Miracle Whip salad in jellied Reflecting Pool water.