Awlbie 🦉🐝

@awlbiste

Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of the human mind. Long Covid/CFS/OH/MCAS/Migraineur She/they [It's pronounced like owl-beast.]

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Awlbie 🦉🐝@awlbiste· Jul 10

Whatever. She should know.

I know you can't hear it but I just wanted to let you know that your ac is getting louder. Thought that might be useful information with the hot weather coming back, I don't want it to die on you.

Awlbie 🦉🐝@awlbiste· Jul 7

Pedro Pascal holding his phone up, he's looking at it and has a smile on his face.

Awlbie 🦉🐝@awlbiste· Jul 1

For @penumbralmusings.bsky.social my great grandma's embroidery kit roosters (forgive the orange lighting, I keep my evening lighting down low)

Two framed embroidered royal bantam roosters from the 1970s. Featuring a red squirrel framed above them.

Awlbie 🦉🐝@awlbiste· Jun 29

And yet, for all of the incalculable damage the Court’s Reconstruction Jurisprudence has visited upon the cause of civil and human rights, perhaps the one stain that may yet remain indelible is the notion upon which all of these decisions ultimately rest that civil rights are the moral equivalent of special rights and that, no matter how formerly (and presently) persecuted or despised, racial minorities would do well to recognize when the time has come to just move on.

Awlbie 🦉🐝@awlbiste· Jun 16

I actually have the model that only ever *causes* stress

Your Cat May Not Ease Stress The Way You Think, Study Finds

Awlbie 🦉🐝@awlbiste· Jun 12

“The door refused to open. It said, “Five cents, please.”
He searched his pockets. No more coins; nothing. “I’ll pay you tomorrow,” he told the door. Again he tried the knob. Again it remained locked tight. “What I pay you,” he informed it, “is in the nature of a gratuity; I don’t have to pay you.”
“I think otherwise,” the door said. “Look in the purchase contract you signed when you bought this conapt.”
In his desk drawer he found the contract; since signing it he had found it necessary to refer to the document many times. Sure enough; payment to his door for opening and shutting constituted a mandatory fee. Not a tip.
“You discover I’m right,” the door said. It sounded smug.
From the drawer beside the sink Joe Chip got a stainless steel knife; with it he began systematically to unscrew the bolt assembly of his apt’s money-gulping door.
“I’ll sue you,” the door said as the first screw fell out.
Joe Chip said, “I’ve never been sued by a door. But I guess I can live through it.”
― Philip K. Dick, Ubik

Awlbie 🦉🐝@awlbiste· Jun 6

I love it when I turn around and Bert is sleeping in his little bed. He's like barely two feet behind me. He likes to be off the ground so he gets in it more since I put it on the lil ottoman

Bert, the orange and white cat, curled up in his rope basket cat bed which is on top of a teal footstool.

Awlbie 🦉🐝@awlbiste· May 26

I yearn to have such an empty head

Bert, the orange and white cat, laying on his back with his paws up and head forward. He is more relaxed than anyone has ever been.

Awlbie 🦉🐝@awlbiste· May 23

Bring a bowl because I made way too much, I will never eat all this alone.

Macaroni salad with peas, hardboiled eggs, pickles, and a creamy sauce

Awlbie 🦉🐝@awlbiste· May 9

We're heeeeeeere

Beetlejuice the musical stage with the curtains closed and a neon sign that says BETELGEUSE BETELGEUSE

Awlbie 🦉🐝@awlbiste· Apr 30

Well I was trying to add an extra blanket to the bed tonight

Bert, the orange and white cat, laying on a partially folded polar fleece blanket from Penzeys

Awlbie 🦉🐝@awlbiste· Apr 27

who? this guy?

THE HILL
House
Jeffries says Trump impeachment not a top priority if Dems win House majority
by Ashleigh Fields - 04/26/26 10:44 AM ET

Awlbie 🦉🐝@awlbiste· Apr 27

W/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

Hawkguy from Matt Fraction's Hawkeye run. He is depicted from the waist up, nude, with a look of surprise on his face. He is saying "Aw, bro."

Awlbie 🦉🐝@awlbiste· Apr 19

Hear a noise behind me, look over, and...

Bert, the orange and white cat, sitting next to an orange and white Lego cat, gnawing on its ear

Awlbie 🦉🐝@awlbiste· Apr 3

lmao coworker who quit that was always kinda shitty at me sent a multi paragraph email on her last day (today). k.

i ain't reading all that
i'm happy for u tho
or sorry that happened

Awlbie 🦉🐝@awlbiste· Mar 24

You on your first day of work:

Dwight from The Office with bologna on his face.

Awlbie 🦉🐝@awlbiste· Mar 19

Beef and Cabbage Stir Fry
In a jar mix:
1/4 C soy sauce
2T toasted sesame oil
2T sriracha
1.5T sesame seeds
1T brown sugar
Shake and set aside/put in fridge if making ahead

To a very large hot skillet add:
1lb ground beef or pork
6 cubes frozen ginger
4t jar garlic
Several shakes sesame seeds
Cook until beef is browned and ginger is all melted in

Lower heat and add:
2 9oz bags of TJs shredded red & green cabbage and carrots (cole slaw mix)
1 bag cooked TJs frozen jasmine rice
Stir continously until cabbage is to your preferred crunch level

Give sauce a good shake and add to skillet, stir until heated through

Serve with sesame seeds and sriracha

Awlbie 🦉🐝@awlbiste· Mar 12

Image of a scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Text on the bottom reads "She's got huuuuuge... tracts of land!"

Awlbie 🦉🐝@awlbiste· Mar 5

lemme whip out a favorite

Screenshot of a viral tweet that says "i do not support all women. some of you bitches are very dumb!!!"

Awlbie 🦉🐝@awlbiste· Feb 21

girl same

Cat Missal
on the toxic men on "Tell Me Lies:"
"Well, I am gay, so thank god."

Awlbie 🦉🐝@awlbiste· Feb 18

Trash can lid with the text "you dropped your crown, king"

Awlbie 🦉🐝@awlbiste· Feb 13

Had to teach a coworker about this so now you all get to have a HAPPY FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

Awlbie 🦉🐝@awlbiste· Jan 31

Describe your bluesky account in a single image

Character in the style of the Mr Men/Little Miss books. Text says Little Miss Chronically Ill And Sick Of This Shit

Awlbie 🦉🐝@awlbiste· Jan 28

🤔

Searching my own posts for Bert and it says no results found

Awlbie 🦉🐝@awlbiste· Jan 21

watching jarvis johnson's latest on harassing people with ai "pranks" and:

@domovoy7120
4 hours ago
My favorite AI prank is taking hundreds of billions of dollars of investment from investment firms for a nebulous future product, while increasing the cost of power for normal americans, while also polluting the environment both with generators and noise! They really got us with that one!.

Awlbie 🦉🐝@awlbiste· Jan 13

Psychopath behavior

LaundryMan2008
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8h ago
I always have the big light on no matter what I’m doing whether it’s just watching TV and chilling or working on my tape drives or fixing something else

Awlbie 🦉🐝@awlbiste· Dec 28

Five??? I've never seen 5 raindrops before

Screenshot of weather app showing high of 53F and low of 26F on December 29 with an illustration of a cloud with 5 raindrops

Awlbie 🦉🐝@awlbiste· Dec 25

Buddy the bitey fellow says hello

Awlbie 🦉🐝@awlbiste· Dec 19

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. i'm picking the year i turned 10, which was 1994. because i also was 10 in 1995. and i don't know where everyone is getting theirs from but i'm going with worldwide number 1, which i got here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1994_in...

Awlbie 🦉🐝@awlbiste· Dec 3

Damn, over 10 years old