Short King 👑
@axlxci
✨Atlanta’s last true Loverboy✨
Why are morning body and my 7 p.m. body are two completely different people?
They played “Vision of Love” at work today and an Indian man asked me if it was Ariana Grande. I almost clocked out.
I’m convinced some of those DL content creators wear masks because their faces are chopped.
You can never use my height as an insult, I’ve made it my entire brand. It’s to the point where some people only know me as “Short King” and not my actual name, which I’m fine with tbh.
Still mad y’all decided to plan this the one weekend I’m out of town for Red Dress Run…
Currently bloated af and I’m supposed to be wearing a crop top in a couple hours 🥴