Ayula OneOne

@ayulaone

Your Auntie Ayula, the Prometheus of transfems, Eroticist extraordinaire. Check out my erotica on , or

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Ayula OneOne@ayulaone· Jul 18

Thinking about these two today. Remember when it was all about them? So long ago now. They're still up to freak shit btw. You think acting guildmaster is a less stressful position for Vinny? She needs her pup time.

Two images. On the left: Judith, a pale-skinned gold-filigree-decorated woman in a skimpy but ornate lacquered red leather outfit with crescent-shaped horns on the headdress. On the right: Lavinia, an also white woman with a pixie cut and practical if overdesigned armoured blue leather street clothes. Judith is smirking slightly and gesturing expectantly at the camera. Lavinia is smiling intently at something she is squatting down to examine with magical-looking detective's tools. The Judith image us by Joshua Raphael and the Lavinia one is by Chris Rahn.

Ayula OneOne@ayulaone· Apr 18

I think you're gonna like it too

“Oh wow. You want the treatment I gave Dawn? Is there some sort of hotline I need to call for you?” Ennui raised an eyebrow.
“Oh! No!” Phoebe grimaced. “Not like that. Although... now I’m curious. Could you do it? With your suit off?”
“Depends what you mean.” Ennui reached out and traced the curve of Phoebe’s abdomen with her fingers, gently bumping over the overgranulated tissue scar tissue whenever she reached it. “I couldn’t turn you to dust. It would be a lot messier and more painful. But I think I could kill you. Especially if you let me.”

Ayula OneOne@ayulaone· Apr 8

When she told me I reacted like this lmao

Discord message from me:
WHAT
YOU WERE STILL AN EGG

Ayula OneOne@ayulaone· Apr 6

Day 4

Me, a white woman in a black and beige floral dress, wearing a large sunhat and a pendant with a D20 in it. I am obscuring my face with a black hand fan.

Ayula OneOne@ayulaone· Apr 5

Day 3

Me, a white woman with long brown hair shot from the back. I'm wearing a blue floral dress with a blue woolen shrug, shouldering a rusty red crocheted bag, and carrying a white hand fan.

Ayula OneOne@ayulaone· Apr 4

Day 2

Me, a 31-year-old white woman in a maroon blazer with two necklaces (one of amber coloured beads and one of dried nuts) around my neck. My red-nailed hand is holding a large sunhat over my face.

Ayula OneOne@ayulaone· Apr 3

Even got them to label me this year for easier identification.

My Eastercon convention lanyard, with everything blacked out except the event details and "Ayula OneOne"

Ayula OneOne@ayulaone· Apr 3

Day 1!

Me, a white woman in a white lacy dress with two bags over my shoulder, obscuring my face with my large sunhat in a hotel bar.

Ayula OneOne@ayulaone· Mar 30

Discord message from me:
"Because boy howdy you may well be getting thirty fucking pages of superheroes.
Also included in Superhero story:
A 25 year old and a 41 year old, both of whom are traumatised former child soldiers, fucking nasty with each other specifically to do a bad idea on purpose.
A woman getting made to cum so hard she disintegrates.
Good girl turning evil content.
Vague allusions to 9/11."

Ayula OneOne@ayulaone· Mar 29

Well, uh...

The poster for "The Amazing Digital Circus". Brightly coloured jester girl protagonist Pomni stands looking shell-shocked on top of a checkerboard-textured cube held by a giant gloved hand, with the rest of the show's main cast visible standing on other faces of the cube.

Ayula OneOne@ayulaone· Mar 27

DOUBLE ADJUSTMENTS! The release of chapter 10 within the premium window for chapter 9 means that for the first time ever, TWO CHAPTERS of Necessary Adjustments are on sale at once! Save 30% on itch by buying as a bundle or head on over to patreon to grab both now with your sub! Links below!

NECESSARY ADJUSTMENTS CHAPTER 09: WHEELS IN MOTION
Sam hears tell of a concerning development in the Ashwaters' underhanded plotting, and tries not to think about it. Late that night, he makes a surreptitious visit to a certain somebody's bedchamber, where he ends up getting a little more than he bargained for and the promise that his life will get yet more difficult in ways he may struggle to refuse.
On the other side of the world, in the remote Australian city of Palmerston, a telegram is received. What tidings does it bring? What does it portend for its recipient, who is certainly not what she seems? And what might any of this have to do with the secrets of a country house gardener in Hertfordshire?

A new Necessary Adjustments chapter, $5 on ayulaoneone.itch.io/necessary09. Also on my patreon at patreon.com/ayulaoneone. Unlocks for free on itch, AO3 and ayulaoneone.com on Monday the 13th of April 2026.

NECESSARY ADJUSTMENTS CHAPTER 10: AN INFORMED BUT UNINVESTED PARTY
Sam is consulted for advice, makes an unpleasant discovery, kisses his girlfriend and has a horrible realisation. In Singapore, matters emerge that are deeply perplexing. Why are Lord Ashwater's instructions so strange and out of character? And who is the enigmatic Mr Graves?

A new Necessary Adjustments Chapter, $4 on ayulaoneone.itch.io/necessary10, or discounted bundled with Chapter 9 while both are locked. Also available on my patreon at patreon.com/ayulaoneone. Unlocks for free on itch, AO3 and ayulaoneone.com on Monday the 11th of May 2026.

Ayula OneOne@ayulaone· Mar 23

Tried my hand at drawing again after a long while. I've never been particularly good at it, but I suppose I'm not terrible either. Anyone recognise/wish for a return of these two?

A flat-coloured thick-lined drawing made by me. On a blue background a grimacing black-haired white woman with a strong nose in a cut-shouldered magenta t-shirt gestures vaguely at the viewer. She has a hazard-striped bracelet on her left wrist and is wearing a camera bag on her shoulder. Next to her a darker-skinned but also white man waves with a grin at the viewer. He has a messy blonde helmet of hair and a button nose and has his left hand in the kangaroo pocket of his grey hoodie.

Ayula OneOne@ayulaone· Feb 28

Ayula OneOne@ayulaone· Feb 28

If there's a Necessary Adjustments writing habit I love a little too much but won't ever give up it's making Sam occasionally say something to himself as a reactive last word in a sort of twee mid-century humorist Paddington Bear type style.

Sam didn’t personally think that the man on the patio had the appearance of somebody who had the faintest idea what was or wasn’t good for him, but he bit his tongue and busied himself with venturing outdoors again to visit the coal bunker for brazier fuel.

Sam thought that there was rather a lot about him that Mrs Trembley ought to be sheltered
from knowing lest it spoil her perception of him as a “Good honest English boy”. He decided
that when they eventually met he would try to bring attestation of his Englishness, the one of
those epithets he could defend with certainty, to the forefront of conversation wherever
possible.

Ayula OneOne@ayulaone· Jan 1

>New Year's Day is a bank holiday in the United States.

The hospital joke from S5E3 of the Simpsons: "There'll be no first of the month patreon billing opportunity then. I'll tell the children."

Ayula OneOne@ayulaone· Oct 28

Just saw the War Between The Land And The Sea trailer and I'm not sure I've ever witnessed such incredible cowardice as that redesign.

A crudely edited Hobgoblin ale advertisement of a hobgoblin staring mockingly at the viewer. The caption now says: "What's the matter cosplay boy, afraid you might monsterfuck something?

Ayula OneOne@ayulaone· Oct 24

For those of you who are unconvinced this'll pay out any time soon, I'll just leave this here...

Necessary Adjustments Chapter 9.docx

Page 10 of 10, 5084 words

Ayula OneOne@ayulaone· Oct 23

Hey folks, diversifying my options vis-a-vis audience monetisation a bit cause things are looking bleak. Encourage anyone who's an Ayulafan generally to get in on this, since I'll be posting a new Necessary Adjustments chapter and probably one other story pretty soon, as well as hopefully a new game

AYULA HAS A PATREON NOW
- That's right, your favourite Prometheus of transfems got some bad and expensive medical news (again) and is stressing about money (again) so it's time to introduce an extra monetary support avenue!
- Two tiers: £1 and £5.
- £5 patrons get advance access to all of my writing, exactly as if they'd purchased it on itch, at no additional cost beyond that of continued patronage.
- £5 patrons also get access to all my permanently premium releases like games in perpetuity.
- ALL patrons get a snazzy role marking them as such in my discord server.
- Check it out at patreon.com/ayulaoneone

Ayula OneOne@ayulaone· Oct 17

Rescued this instant classic from the other site. Read and internalise.

Twitter interaction:
Monochrome Milk (@czarnobialemlek): "and of course when said trans woman enters the same lesbian space shes a predator and should not be there because again, bioessentionalism is good somehow"

Gally🐩(@gally420): "Well yeah sure but like did you really have to go all after school special on my joke post where the punchline is about milking boymoders"

Ayula OneOne@ayulaone· Oct 13

Ayula OneOne@ayulaone· Aug 11

BRUV WHAT THE FUCK

Screenshot of my own itch.io page which is blocked in my country.

Ayula OneOne@ayulaone· Jul 28

Me just trying to get paid some silly little pocket change for my silly little stories by my silly little fans:

Frodo Baggins, collapsed on the ground behind a rock ridge. The eye of Sauron is in the background- not looking at him right now, but it could at any time.

Ayula OneOne@ayulaone· Jul 20

Motor ambulances were only introduced during the Edwardian period itself in select areas, were mostly synonymous with hearses and didn't achieve anything like widespread adoption until WW1, so Lady Ashwater's understanding of what her daughter even actually does in the mid 190Xs is likely deficient.