
I leaked through two pairs of plastic pants last night

Taking my raccoon boyfriend to raccoon park

stinkblot test, what does this diaper stain remind you of

The sprite movement in this scene is killing me
(mild character spoilers for Adventures of Elliot but tbh it doesn’t seem like that many people are playing it)

I’ve gotten really good with the chain sickle, it’s my favourite weapon by far

if by pocket mulch you mean… well, you know what I mean.

holy shit why am I out here defending the city when she can just fuckin “game & watch” a guy to death

I can’t say I know you super well but I like ya.
Obligatory gif, of course.

Cait Sith going “yknow, Nya” to Vincent before being violently yanked out of frame is funny as hell

fast photo on the way to the change mat
I squatted down and my tummy waistband squirted
now there’s pee on the couch, again

when people misconstrue my intentions I just wanna

You literally cannot stop me even with 100% of your power

This is #spoilers for the backrooms movie but I have NOT been able to get this scene out of my head
I keep having dreams he pops out of my closet and takes a bite out of me while I’m trying to sleep

Posting with my own wand corpse collection, for pampergirl posterity

high speed problems causer

everyone be cool I’m sensitive

porn bots going crazy on my dinnerposting

stop thinking that people don’t like you when it’s very obviously not true!!


phew 😮💨 bit of a long night

This one’s definitely a #spoilers so if you plan on playing Mina, don’t watch.
But like damn that jumpscare made me pee, I’m still waiting for my heart rate to go dow