This is literally Chicago. You can hear her chewing and O'Hare.

The nano nazi has thots

Yes. My tickets are on layaway

I'd let death in too lookin like Robert Redford COME FOR ME

$8 could have brought me 1.75 lbs of boneless skinless chicken thighs; it's coffee instead because I love her more but someone please help me like noncoffee BEANS? I even tried cassoulet and I'm still a boogie bean hating bitch. I'm forgoing protein at the grocery bc coffee brings joy > protein

I love his voice but I don't wanna die

Behind every Sheriff is a disgruntled Deputy ready to drop truth bombs

YouTube recommendations, can I see you in my office, please?

Black bird wearing a smart business suit

I keep the kids bored for a reason If you keep the TV off long enough they learn life skills like how to make musibi TURN OFF THE TV

You're thinking of this guy

Big Bird Quote posting with what I thought your profile picture was on tiny phone.

Telly Savalas? I think I got that one right

Slice of pizza

Who's cousin is this

Alf. Quote posting with what I thought your profile picture was on tiny phone.

*inhales deeply*

Why is it ALWAYS an ugly MFer that thinks they're better than everyone else

Chicago lawlessness

This is one of the best things to ever happen to me

15 min from O'Hare

That thing'a gonna look like it's father

Excuse me Aaron I was not familiar with your game

The Reflecting Martini

What a cunt. \laudatory

It's just wind and it's raised >$300k for the local PBS affiliate

"I love the inflation"

Is "rage" a side effect of cortisone shots? Trying to word this MyChart msg so it's unnecessarily long