“Hey why do you have phone screening on, it makes it hard to call you” You know what else makes it hard to call me?

If you thought retail physical game presence was bad before. This is what the targets in my area look like right now. It’s all condensed down to one isle.

Hot off the presses, the first issue of @demodisc.zone’s JamPack’d should be hitting folks mailboxes soon. So excited for folks to get their hands on this!

Cheetos has something like this but its a seasonal snack released around Halloween time.

These companies don’t care about you and don’t respect you.

I’m in Buffalo right now, so I felt it was required to try Josh Allen’s favorite wings at Bar-Bill. Left is hot and I’d say those were a solid 8. Right were Cajun wings and those I’d say were a 9. #gobills

I'm on my bullshit again taking way too many screenshots. Jedi Survivor really looks stellar, haven't found an area yet that looks bad.

Went to a MLW show at the 2300 arena for my birthday yesterday. Never watched MLW, recognized a few names so went in open minded. Had a pretty good time. Was trying to keep it mellow cause I was behind the announce table, wasn’t sure if I was on camera or audible lol.

lol I saw the relike @andy.wrestlejoy.com. Got too excited and posted on main instead of replying. This is easily the dumbest first PPV match card I could come up with. Also features 96 Billy Gunn vs Austin Theory which was rated at a cool half star lmao.

Whoops.

This is the text I sent to my friend almost exactly re: AJ trade news. (Screenshot for character limit.)

It’s 2022 and there’s a new Fable game shipping next year. It’s 2023 and there’s a new Fable game shipping next year. It’s 2024 and there’s a new Fable game shipping next year. It’s 2025 and there’s a new Fable game shipping next year. It’s 2026 and there’s a new Fable game shipping next year.

As a long time Force Unleashed enjoyer hitting this moment of the game really made me feel some things. I’m glad I finally got around to playing it.

You ever come across a comment on a doomscroll and think “damn this is perfect”.

I was gonna make a joke about how we should start alienating people based on their real member number. But after looking my number up... nice.

I’m here to tell you Arizona put Nic Cage on their new lemonade can. He’s gonna get that Declaration of Independence dang it.

I had to say goodbye to a piece of my soul this week. It is not an exaggeration to say he saved me when I needed companionship the most. I tried to save you, I tried to give you time, in the end the best I could do was be there. Every day I had with you was a true gift. Love you Simon. 🌈🐾

Days like today it's good to reflect on this post.

I beat CS2 again.

The petals were a paid actor.

Not joking either. Tough to beat the charm these little things have especially when the result really ain't that bad at all. There's a solid creator who gives these things out to people with a return mailing address, asks them to just photograph anything and they're almost always sick.

Lemme put you on some good shit. This shit right here is the next closest thing to just eating some real fruit. I've never had a gummy bear taste so flavorful and also be juicy without actually having juice in the center. Not sure what Grocery stores ya got near ya but Wegmans carries these.

My unfinished business continues. Think I've got one more run in me before I move on to RE9. Shooting for sub 2 hours.

I think I'm just kinda surprised this made it past so many talented artists without a single person saying he looks kinda dumb and bad? Like it's not just that he has hair, this isn't the first time he's thrown on a wig. Feels like they coulda spent less time on the body suit or something.

The clankers have arrived in Philly.

Being cultured.