Velvet

@badcartoonanimal

✨ Fruity ✨ Badger (Currently Poochyena) Fuckboy || 32 || He / Him / It || Relentlessly Bisexual || Terminally Horny Gamer and Comment Guy (Derogatory) || NSFW 🔞 No Minors || CW: Feral, Incest, and Generally Horny

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Velvet@badcartoonanimal· 12d

why's he lookin at me like that

Lycanroc midnight card art featuring midnight lycanroc side-eyeing the viewer while licking his claws

Velvet@badcartoonanimal· 13d

A picture of the baby paint brush card from the neopets tcg. Its a cute paintbrush with pastel multicolored paint on the tip, ribbon around the handle, and it's surrounded by two little sheeplike orbs known as baabaa.

Velvet@badcartoonanimal· 21d

can we push this image into future feral discourse

screenshot of a manga panel from yomi no tsugai where a mysterious character in a face masking turban, flipflips, an anime tee-shirt, and glasses is reaching his hand into his shorts while saying "Nice knee you got there!"

Velvet@badcartoonanimal· 24d

oh yeah heres my very important digimon day post. consider my loogarmon sona as drawn by @spikeheila.bsky.social who broke new barriers in Dog Rendering

Velvet@badcartoonanimal· May 25

DONT LET HIGHLY FUCKABLE SLUTTY SNAKES DISTRACT YOU FROM PERFECTION

shaymin relaxing in a pot!!!! theyre soo cute! so cute and in a planting pot!!!!!

Velvet@badcartoonanimal· May 20

im not one for omens or superstition but after pulling another monarchlizamon (unpictured) from prereleaee I feel like the glowing dawn deck is calling to me

Pull results from a box of digimon Dual Revolution (BT25) showing the following; a rare pull Hidden Potential Discovered, a Beelstarmon / Fly Bullet, Asuna Shiroki, Vulcanusmon, Ceresmon, Marsmon, Titamon, Dianamon, Apollomon, a Tokoro Tenma alt art, a Monarchlizamon / Final Judgement normal art, and Monarchlizamon / Final Judgement alt art.

Velvet@badcartoonanimal· Apr 2

i've been coming back to this every now and then and i delight over the faces and expressions

Velvet@badcartoonanimal· Mar 10

i hesitate to alarm you but you are being haunted by an uppercase M

Velvet@badcartoonanimal· Mar 4

feet licking :9

A mightyena, laying with his back on top of a tied up charmeleon's chest and stomach, licks the charmeleon's feet while shoving his own in the other male's face. He's jerking himself and the charmeleon off simultaneously.

Velvet@badcartoonanimal· Mar 2

bring your vulpera to me. i can be trusted with your vulpera.

dracthyr standing in the logon screen for world of warcraft, named Foxsplitter

Velvet@badcartoonanimal· Mar 2

yeah i got the perfect dracthyr name

Velvet@badcartoonanimal· Feb 20

need to reconsider an archeopteryx as a sona. I vibe with archen and my amber isle sona so much.

Velvet@badcartoonanimal· Feb 19

i c, you are ±.68 stronger than me, the ultimate funny number...

Velvet@badcartoonanimal· Feb 14

some implements

A picture of a kitchen counter including a whisk, a rolling pin, a pair of scissors, a grater, a glass jar, a french press, and two implements (kitchen knives)

Velvet@badcartoonanimal· Jan 15

caster stocks are going UP

Table of aging effects from a tabletop game reading the following:

Race Column: Cumulative effects

Middle Age Column: -1 to Strength, Dexterity, and Constitution. +1 to Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma

Old Age Column: -2 to Strength, Dexterity, and Constitution. +2 to Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma

Vemerable Age Column: -3 to Strength, Dexterity, and Constitution. +3 to Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma

Maximum Age: GM Secretly Determines Maximum

Velvet@badcartoonanimal· Dec 15

What also interests me is that three different people, Calvert (R), McCollum (D), and Fine (R) all speak in opposition while only Green speaks for the amendment. McCollum explicitly acknowledges the genocide, and states the funding is only for "defense", but that sounds shallow and weak.

Velvet@badcartoonanimal· Dec 15

I decided to read the arguments. Greene makes cohesive conservative arguments in 114 (Israel is financially strong and nuclear armed) with a half-hearted line acknowledge the genocide to shitflinging at democrats in 116 less than 30 minutes later. Some choice bits, both from Greene, to share:

Velvet@badcartoonanimal· Dec 15

I read to make sure the amendment being voted was exclusively about funding for israel and wasn't packaged with other junk, since I don't know enough about government bill amendments. They really were just voting to fund palestinian genocide. Peachy. Greene's other proposals suck ass, expectedly.

Velvet@badcartoonanimal· Dec 15

hey yrah. this is the good stuff. as a top this makes my brain do loopdeeloops. I fucking love this.

Velvet@badcartoonanimal· Dec 14

Roberts doesn't acknowledge himself as bigoted when weaponizing his religion against gay people and women. Do you? Or is it still okay to hurt "the right people?" He can't criticize the left for bigtotry, after all. He helped fucking write their policy on bigotry under Bill Clinton.

Velvet@badcartoonanimal· Dec 14

Robert's - a former board member of the fucking Heritage Foundation - article doesn't introspect; dodging personal responsibility in the appearance of self-reflection even as it attacks "The Left" for making them do it. But then he demands you help him fight for Nazis to speak. Does that scare you?

Velvet@badcartoonanimal· Dec 12

never gonna be able to afford these either though lmao, which is also partially my own fault for beefing it.

An alternate art for loogamon bt20-064 given to the top 8 players at the 25-26 season 2 regionals. The lowest price listing is $38.00

Velvet@badcartoonanimal· Dec 12

theres a stupid kinda pain that comes from knowing im never gonna be able to afford to play any of these and knowing 90% of people who won them are never gonna use them lmao i wish i'd had more than just one chance at regionals

An alternate art of Loogarmon BT20-070 awarded to champions of the 25-26 season 2 regionals. The price listing is at $399.99

Velvet@badcartoonanimal· Dec 12

i want to do it because i'm shameless. this alt text beat my ass tho

Not safe for work resharable post featuring 50 questions and trading likes for progressive answers to the following list of questions:

1) Biggest Turn On?
2) Biggest Turn Off?
3) Quickest way to get horny?
4) Top 3 places to be touched?
5) do you like the idea of a 3 or moresome?
6) Sex or Masturbation?
7) Spit or Swallow?
8) Rough or romantic sex?
9) Loud or quiet partners?
10) How much foreplay do you like?
11) How much teasing do you like?
12) Do you do hookups or only sleep with a partner?
13) How much kissing do you like during sex?
14) Favorite place to have sex?
15) Would you have sex in public?
16) Last place you had sex?
17) Where would you most like to have sex
18) Do you like spontaneous sex or do you need to be in the mood?
19) Could you go through with a hookup at a strangers house?
20) biggest kink?
21) are you okay with name calling?
22) Would you do any bdsm?
23) Do you prefer to tie somebody up or be tied up?
24) do you like orgasm denial?
25) do you like overstimulation?
26) do you like pain being involved?
27) Send a kink with this number. Do you have this kink?
28) Do you own sex toys? how many?
29) What do you masturbate to?
30) Do you go for multiple rounds or one orgasm?
31) Do you enjoy giving oral?
32) do you prefer giving or receiving oral?
33) What makes you orgasm the fastest?
34) Do you do anal?
35) favorite position?
36) How often do you do unprotected sex?
37) Do you masturbate or have sex with clothes on?
38) How do you prefer your partner's pubic hair?
39) What do you wear to bed?
40) Try to describe how an orgasm feels for you.
41) Do you have extreme kinks? which ones?
42) Do you like your balls played with?
43) Do you squirt?
44) How often do you masturbate?
45) Favorite sex toy?
46) Do you masturbate with penetration?
47) Do you like roleplay?
48) any funny sez stories?
49) Weirdest porn you ever watched?
50) Ever used something that isn't made for sex in the bedroom?

Velvet@badcartoonanimal· Dec 10

looking up signs and symptoms of abuse and it also listed effective and typical therapy treatments. haha wouldn't it be fucked up to have developed an ageplay kink aw a coping mechanism for abuse (among other problems). :melting_face:

The screenshot is a snippet of text from a website listing different therapy outlets, reading the following: "Play therapy: Play therapy can help a child process and express emotions in a safe environment. Using toys, games, and crafts can help a child get comfortable and may use play to act out or express their emotions and learn to regulate their behavior while adopting healthier coping mechanisms."

Velvet@badcartoonanimal· Dec 4

my forever favorite

A picture of the digimon card Angemon ST-21, posed in the notorious spine twisting Breasts and Butt pose generally used for provocative art featuring women.

Velvet@badcartoonanimal· Dec 2

Velvet@badcartoonanimal· Nov 28

i don't have current masturbating but i do have post masturbation regrets

Velvet@badcartoonanimal· Nov 25

WAH!!!

i turned my poochyena upside down for the bit

Velvet@badcartoonanimal· Nov 25

new icons by @twinsharks.bsky.social !!! she did an incredible job, they're so cute. i'm so glad I can poochy mode! she even did them in both shiny and normal colors, aahh!!!!