Dear @thelifeofsharks.com: It's here! It's here! And I love it.

Henry baby punkin cat How I wonder where you at (On a sick day from work. Henry and I are both lying down, staring flintily at each other until we both feel better.)

This is Henry, my large small potato. She went to the vet this morning because she stopped eating and drinking yesterday. X-rays showed her lower intestine is "bunched up," to quote the vet. She could recover on her own. Or she might need surgery.

The video isn't great, but the audio is. Volume up. #ThanksDewey

It ain't a beauty but hey, it's alright, and that's alright with me.

Share a bad guy from the 80s

Every once in a while, you order a plate of food so beautiful that you say to yourself "dang, that is a BEAUTIFUL plate of food," and then you whip your camera out like a common food blogger circa 2005.

Oh, Qters Mafooders. We will never stop loving you.

There was much to love about Q, but I particularly loved her flawless imitation of Gloria Swanson.

Q McAllister, 2010-2025 Goodbye to this beauty, this nutbar, this puppy in the body of a cat, this eater of lettuce and toast and shocking amounts of Dietz & Watson turkey breast. I told you every day that you were a very nice and good kitty. And you were, too.

It's been about an age and two thirds since I've been able to complete a project of any kind. I started this one in early November. Then I put it down for a long time, because *makes All This gesture* Last month I picked the needle back up. Last night I finished the backing.

It's been nearly one year since this nutbar fell into our basement, three days after her sister also fell into our basement. #Henry

Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?

Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?

Henry, A Study:

Not to brag, but I think my spicy poké game is improving.

Not bad for a morning's work. Cheesecake is the Cottage Cheese Cake from Mollie Katzen's Sunlight Cafe. Bread is the sandwich bread recipe (in "Four Easy Pieces") from More Home Cooking by Laurie Colwin.

Don't you dare turn your eyes away from history, even the awful, scary parts. If you don't watch it with your own eyes, you rely on others to tell you what you saw. We must all bear witness to what's coming.

Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source

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Life is just a pair of tuxieeeeees (For the life of me, I don't understand why Q's ears look so long in this picture. I swear, her ears are not half the size of her head IRL.) #Q #Henry

we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you

I just love them. #Q #Lil #ThereWereNeverSuchDevotedSisters

For context: Dewey on the left, Henry on the right.

This is Cerberus, the three-headed hound who guards Hades to prevent the dead from escaping back to the land of the living. Or rather, it's a resin representative figurine of Cerberus. But that's not important right now. Normally, Cerberus lives on Ross's desk, in his office on the third floor. 🧵

"You know how law is full of incomprehensible, inside-baseball jargon? You know how tech is also full of incomprehensible, inside-baseball jargon? I work at the intersection."

Post your Queen.

To quote William Steig: O U Q-T U R A B-U-T #Q #TuxiesOfInstagram #NowGetOffTheCoffeeTable

In case I haven't mentioned it since Thanksgiving 2023, I really, really like these rolls. (Sweet Potato-Rosemary rolls, from Claire Saffitz's YouTube show Dessert Person. A variation on the Sour Cream & Chive Rolls from her first baking book, also titled Dessert Person.)

She looks sweet, right? Yet here is the shortlist of things she has carried in her mouth and deposited into our bed: Purple Sakura Gelly Roll pen Pilot Frixion pen Tin full of stitch markers An entire-ass drop spindle (normally stored in a mug on my desk) #Dewey #ChaosAgent