Drop some PLANES

Drop some PLANES

Out of all the hundreds of thousands of stones I passed by on my walk today I chose this one to be famous.

#IfIWasADragonTamer I’d just stop feeding it.

#CallingFor another beer while my wife was busy was a mistake.

Post your last two brain cells

Anyone else see it or is it just me?

#DailyEssentialsInASongOrMovie Shittin’ on the Dock of the Bay

What's it like inside your head?

#NewMagicalCreatures have four arses.

Apparently the human race #CouldNotDoWithout a water bottle telling us when we should drink water.

Where Mary, Mungo and Midge went on vacation.

#MyDayAtTheBeachWas busy.

If you see this post a pic from your device with no explanation.

It reminds me of the killer pancakes in Star Trek

#CageFightsIdLikeToSee

#AddBananaToAnything The Pole Vault

#MyWeirdImpulseBuys The Space Pen

#WhenItGetsCrowded back the ship up.

When I agreed to this #IThoughtYouCouldUse me as your plaything but you just took my credit card and went shopping.

I #GotBannedFrom party for double dipping the hostess.

Hopefully there will be other similarities with the movie.

#TypesOfVehiclesInASongOrMovie The Hatchback of Notre Dame

#MyOnlyObsession is finding the hidden arrow in the FedEx logo.

#IMakeWhatOutOfPaper is trees just for the irony.

This is a dance off! If you see this, post a dance or you're eliminated.

#WhenThereAreNoChores my wife invents new ones for me to do.

Thought someone had converted their vacuum into a BBQ for a second.