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daphne🧚🏽🌱

@baldplantmom

bald plant mom. earth woman. 6’0 stallion. 24. fl.🇭🇹

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daphne🧚🏽🌱@baldplantmom· 6d

OOP

michael b. jordan looking shook

daphne🧚🏽🌱@baldplantmom· 13d

good afternoon skyline😭😭😭

black woman smiling smugly

daphne🧚🏽🌱@baldplantmom· 15d

daphne🧚🏽🌱@baldplantmom· 21d

resisting the urge to cut it off & go blonde

brownskin woman posing in a picture, she’s resting her face on her hand. square black framed glasses. half of her hair is cornrows, & the rest is down. she’s wearing a dark green shirt w/ white decal that spells aelfric. she’s sitting in a restaurant booth

daphne🧚🏽🌱@baldplantmom· Jul 13

I loveeee pantonecolors.net/pantone-birt...

pantone color chart. leo sun is the color “solar gold” virgo moon is “quiet eucalyptus” cancer rising is “sea glass mist” and gemini venus is “mimosa wink”

daphne🧚🏽🌱@baldplantmom· Jul 6

I also make flowersss🥰

black wrapping paper around 3 pink roses, baby breath & leafy stalk. all crochet

daphne🧚🏽🌱@baldplantmom· Jun 20

my first balloon & decor event went well🩵

round banquet tables covered in white cloth with plates and silverware placed on top. there’s a dusty blue table runner on each chair. The chair coverings are white with a dusty blue wrap. On each table, there are blue & brown balloons and a teddy bear. In the background, there is two arches both surrounded by blue brown beige & clear
balloons.

round banquet tables covered in white cloth with plates and silverware placed on top. there’s a dusty blue table runner on each chair. The chair coverings are white with a dusty blue wrap. On each table, there are blue & brown balloons and a teddy bear. In the background, there is two arches both surrounded by blue brown beige & clear balloons

round banquet table covered in white cloth with plates and silverware placed on top. there’s a dusty blue table runner on each chair. The chair coverings are white with a dusty blue wrap. On table, there are blue & brown balloons and a teddy bear.

two balloon arches covered in beige cloth. the arch on the left has a brown “oh baby” sign. both arches are surrounded by blue, brown, beige & clear balloons

daphne🧚🏽🌱@baldplantmom· May 1

the california sky right after my fiancé proposed >>><

a park with shrubbery, a gazebo covered in vines & mountains in the backdrop. the sky is a grayish blue

perspective of a purple grey sky with a flat pink cloud. in the backdrop there’s mountains and city lights. closer to the photographer there are park benches.

daphne🧚🏽🌱@baldplantmom· Apr 28

simple!

“i’m way too fuckin cocky to take him back if he been cheatin” lyrics from megan thee stallion’s song HISD

daphne🧚🏽🌱@baldplantmom· Apr 21

i’d rather cut off my own arm than let a scorpio man near me

mr krabs from spongebob (a cartoonish red crab) holding a green spray can that’s labeled “anti demon spray”

daphne🧚🏽🌱@baldplantmom· Apr 9

YOU RIGHT🤪🤪🤪🤪

a black woman dancing, she’s wearing a blue long sleeved shirt & black pants

daphne🧚🏽🌱@baldplantmom· Apr 8

I live for rainy spring days. I live for the garden that comes back after the winter

brown hand is holding an aluminum bowl full of freshly picked green onion stalks. below are more green onion stalks & spinach

nearest to the camera: small red colander full of flat parsley & rosemary.

farthest from the camera is a rosemary bush in a teal pot. all are sitting on a lattice patio table

2 small banana trees, shiny from the rain. tree is surrounded by old dried leaves.

sprawling flat aloe vera

daphne🧚🏽🌱@baldplantmom· Mar 16

MICHAEL BAKARI JORDAN

VIOLA DAVIS HOOTING

daphne🧚🏽🌱@baldplantmom· Mar 15

search your camera roll for hell accurate😭😭

a darkskin woman cartoon character looking into a spell book in one hand, with a candle in another hand. a knight is laying in a red pentagram. the picture says “my hot witch wife” “me doing whatever the hell I want”

daphne🧚🏽🌱@baldplantmom· Mar 11

if you need any more words translated or wanna learn any haitian words lmk🩷!

daphne🧚🏽🌱@baldplantmom· Mar 2

ofc we going to war when i’m planning my wedding😭

black lady with a dark blue shirt looking down in shock

daphne🧚🏽🌱@baldplantmom· Feb 25

now friend

monique, a brownskin woman, is perplexed. she’s wearing glasses & a kente hat.

daphne🧚🏽🌱@baldplantmom· Feb 21

me last week only taking it once

yellow m&m in the shadow

daphne🧚🏽🌱@baldplantmom· Feb 20

now why the hell I just had a dream my mom gave me fish to eat?!??!

denzel washington is side eyeing the reporter

black man staring into glass cup of water in shock

spongebob looks concerned. the search says “scared ass block of cheese”

scooby doo is concerned. “aur?” is an expression of him being confused

daphne🧚🏽🌱@baldplantmom· Feb 19

I haven’t put my hand down SINCE

selfie of a medium skin tone black woman with long black locs, holding up a gold band engagement ring. in the center of the ring is a clear, rectangle moissanite. she is smiling big!

daphne🧚🏽🌱@baldplantmom· Feb 11

so this happened

brownskin hand holding up a gold band engagement ring. below there’s a white picnic blanket, pink roses, red velvet cupcakes, white flowers, wooden cutting board engagement, napkins, champagne flutes & a bottle of wine

daphne🧚🏽🌱@baldplantmom· Jan 22

me at 22! (2023)

daphne🧚🏽🌱@baldplantmom· Jan 21

so I made a salad

a bowl of kale salad with chopped red onions, chopped roasted red bell peppers, and roasted chickpeas!

daphne🧚🏽🌱@baldplantmom· Jan 15

what. in. the. fuck. I hate it here!!!

Daphne received an invitation by her manager to join openAI chatgpt team subscription.

daphne🧚🏽🌱@baldplantmom· Jan 10

AYE JR NIGGA, AINT IT A BLESSING????

spongebob yelling at niggas while squidward & onlookers look shocked

daphne🧚🏽🌱@baldplantmom· Dec 18

team peach fuzz🙂‍↕️ poomang.com/en/t/mycolor...

daphne🧚🏽🌱@baldplantmom· Dec 10

no bingo but this was fun!

daphne🧚🏽🌱@baldplantmom· Dec 9

lmfaooo

daphne🧚🏽🌱@baldplantmom· Dec 5

YUP

my top listened to artists in 2025 in order
1. megan the stallion
2. beyoncé
3. kendrick lamar
4. kaytranada
5. NEED

daphne🧚🏽🌱@baldplantmom· Nov 28

some of my best work

a sliced roasted turkey sitting on a bed of lettuce, sliced oranges, & quartered pomegranate