Lemon J (@baloneyhead) · DIRTY

Lemon J

@baloneyhead

The future is ours to squeeze. Not an actual lemon. (he/him)

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Lemon J@baloneyhead· 19h

blaming the outsider as if it wasn’t a failing of party insiders. You fuckers were warned. By your own base. Repeatedly.

The Socialist Threatening A 15-Year-Long Political
Comeback
The state party establishment fears
Democrats are throwing away a once-in-a-generation chance at a trifecta.
By Kevin Robillard

Lemon J@baloneyhead· 19h

I mean, isn’t that where the turkey goes?

BREAKING
Trump Hid in a Catering Cart to Sneak Out of Turkey Amid
Threats
President Trump hid in an airport catering cart and was taken to a military jet for a secret flight out of the country after the
NATO summit last month.
2 MIN READ

Lemon J@baloneyhead· 6d

holy fuck are you tiring

So Steph can say on air that Mamdani is doing a good job but can't form the words to say
Karen Bass is doing a good job?
That DSA check must be huge; she is getting. @stephaniemiller.bsky.social

Lemon J@baloneyhead· 13d

I could say this about every political group. Why is Bernie the only one called out for this?

Unfortunately, I think we need to admit that there is a segment of the Bernie crowd that genuinely views Black people, and especially black women, as a giant anchor around their neck stopping them from winning. In reality the entire base of the party is black women.

Lemon J@baloneyhead· Jul 1

LMFAO

* 1/10
Communist Drivel >
This movie is chocked full of marxist propaganda. I found all the leaders of I.N.C. to be completely unbelievable as businessmen. Why wouldn't they sell the factory to the people of Allanville? Hell, if they can front the money, that's the profit motive-based decision. If this guy is as incompetent and contrary to the interests of his company, AND gets promoted, how the

Lemon J@baloneyhead· Jul 1

Head Office

Theatrical Poster for the 1985 film Head Office

Lemon J@baloneyhead· Jul 1

predictable.

A screenshot of Rick blocking me for calling him a fraud

Lemon J@baloneyhead· Jul 1

real loser energy, Rick.

if you don't think some asshole softball dad will humiliate a cisgender girl for hitting an oppo bomb off their daughter by challenging their gender you have never met a youth sports parent in your life.
12:24 PM • Jun 30, 2026

If you don't think some asshole softball dad will humiliate a cisgender girl for hitting an oppo bomb off their daughter by challenging their gender you have never met a youth sports parent in your life.
9:03 AM • Jul 1, 2026

Lemon J@baloneyhead· Jul 1

shocking development

Pissed off mama bear @nancylou2.bsky.social
If Paxton wins Texas deserves it. Republicans have been in charge almost 30 years telling ypu they will fix everything. Everything they broke!

Lemon J@baloneyhead· Jul 1

Tell me more 🎶 tell me more

Texas Voter Registration & Party Affiliation Statistics
TOTAL REGISTERED
17,578,640
MOST ACTIVE PRIMARY PARTY
Democratic (46.55%)
INDEPENDENT / NPP
15.81%
PRIMARY TYPE
Open Primary

Lemon J@baloneyhead· Jun 30

unless you’re going to take that money and bribe the Governor, it’s just another grift.

text message from Texas democrats asking for a dollar

my response asking them to donate to the Democratic Socialists of America

Lemon J@baloneyhead· Jun 30

Guess that big tent shrunk. put me on your list. It’s our party now. We’re fucking taking it.

2strong2silence.bsky.soc... @2strong... • 1h
Also please make sure to track all leftists and DSA responses to these SCOTUS decisions. If they aren't all disgusted by them they can fuck off.

Lemon J@baloneyhead· Jun 8

Really? A Republican from Georgia?!! No way.

:. a Republican gubernatorial
candidate in Georgia, agreed that "two wrongs don't make a right" regarding rape victims accessing abortion care.

Lemon J@baloneyhead· Jun 8

I’m not clicking on that because I don’t fucking care.

Headline:

Caught Someone Defacing My Tesla. I Couldn't Believe What Happened When I Confronted Them.

Lemon J@baloneyhead· Jun 7

political genius keyboard chump

Rhymenoceros @rhymenoceros.bsky.social
Yes Texans are trash, they are trash people who don't deserve better because they keep doing this to themselves and thereby holding the rest of the us hostage

Lemon J@baloneyhead· Jun 7

ahh, the classic reply & block.

Rhymenoceros @rhymenoceros.bsky.social

We just want our country to thrive Ave Texas is the stain that holds us back. I'm tired of paying for your stupidity

Lemon J@baloneyhead· Jun 7

bless your heart

@rhymenoceros.bsky.social
Yep. Texas truly deserves this and it's 100% because they are low value, low iq, low status pieces of garbage who keep perpetuating these stupidities on the rest of the country

Lemon J@baloneyhead· Jun 7

I mean…

New York Voter Registration
& Party Affiliation Statistics
TOTAL REGISTERED
12,498,691
LARGEST PARTY
Democratic (47.6%)
INDEPENDENT / NPP
29.72%
PRIMARY TYPE
Closed Primary

California Voter Registration & Party Affiliation Statistics
TOTAL REGISTERED
23,092,098
LARGEST PARTY
Democratic (44.96%)
INDEPENDENT / NPP
26.75%
PRIMARY TYPE
STATE:
PRES:
Nonpartisan Top-Two Semi-Closed Primary

Lemon J@baloneyhead· Jun 7

I’m sure being a super duper smart guy that you’re aware of the numbers and that the state tossed 2.5 million mail in ballots and turned away 2.1 million on Election Day in Harris County but please, don’t let that stop you from talking ignorant shit.

Screenshot:
Texas Voter Registration & Party Affiliation Statistics
TOTAL REGISTERED
17,578,640
INDEPENDENT / NPP
15.81%
MOST ACTIVE PRIMARY PARTY
Democratic (46.55%)
PRIMARY TYPE
Open Primary

Lemon J@baloneyhead· May 13

What passes as foreplay at Cheryl Hines house

Retro video game style graphic of RFK jr saying: Take off your shirt and let’s go some push ups.

Lemon J@baloneyhead· May 13

timeless gameplay

Retro video game graphic of Elon Musk doing a Nazi salute and saying: This? I’m pointing toward the future… space!

Retro video game graphic of Elon Musk doing a Nazi salute and saying: I’m just here watching over the bones of my sworn enemies… International Aid Workers

Lemon J@baloneyhead· May 13

Throwback video game animation of Trump saying: a school? My son Eric was defeated by one of those

Lemon J@baloneyhead· May 13

throwback style video game animation of JD Vance saying “I love couch”

Lemon J@baloneyhead· May 13

QRP with the doctor you'd trust leading the hantavirus response instead of RFK Jr

Doctor Detroit - Dan Ackroyd in a yellow suit with a metallic glove in a nightclub surrounded by his prostitutes

Lemon J@baloneyhead· May 13

A+ game

a throwback style video game animation of Putin as a centaur saying “hello Donald”

Lemon J@baloneyhead· May 3

Gomez Addams from the television show The Addams Family excitedly reading an old fashioned stick ticker

Lemon J@baloneyhead· Apr 28

“My husband fucking ditched me. I’m getting mine” - Cheryl Hines

photo of Woman seen snatching wine bottles in aftermath of White House
Correspondents' Dinner shooting

Lemon J@baloneyhead· Apr 23

Same fucking dude

Emperor Palpatine for the film Return of the Jedi

RFK jr

Lemon J@baloneyhead· Apr 17

The Book of Revelation by Quentin Tarantino

John Travolta and Samuel Jackson standing in a kitchen enjoying some coffee

Lemon J@baloneyhead· Apr 16

Best Star Trek captain. Wrong answers only.

The Gortmans Fisherman mascot. Illustration of a boat captain in a yellow raincoat and hat