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BaltimoreOctopus

@baltimoreoctopus

Here for jokes. Some guy, dad, cat dad, multitudes, etc.

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BaltimoreOctopus@baltimoreoctopus· Jul 13

Did not expect to see this guy in my suburban neighborhood.

A deer with antlers, standing in a yard next to flowers with the street in the background.

BaltimoreOctopus@baltimoreoctopus· Jul 13

I didn't click on these clickbait ads but WTF?

Two side by side sponsored ads with bad photoshop. Left shows a bottle of bleach next to a mouse, right shows bleach being poured on a mouse with its tongue out.

BaltimoreOctopus@baltimoreoctopus· Jul 12

Ugly guy with open shirt with caption "Ass Dan 1981-2009."

BaltimoreOctopus@baltimoreoctopus· Jun 19

This is a product that actually exists.

A candy bag of "Shaqalicious xl gummies" with pictures of fruit snacks shaped like Shaq's face.

BaltimoreOctopus@baltimoreoctopus· Jun 10

A tabby calico cat laying on her back on a black chair.

BaltimoreOctopus@baltimoreoctopus· May 18

"The Mandalorian and Grogu Meet the Wolfman" (2028)

A wolf man with red eyes (scene from Star Wars)

BaltimoreOctopus@baltimoreoctopus· May 5

Show them teeth.

A black cat laying by a sunny window. His mouth is partway open showing his teeth.

BaltimoreOctopus@baltimoreoctopus· Apr 16

Twins

An orange cat laying in a blue cat bed, next to a box of litter with a picture of an orange cat on it

BaltimoreOctopus@baltimoreoctopus· Apr 3

Gotta be Xena.

Xena warrior princess being crucified, with her hand and a nail in the foreground.

BaltimoreOctopus@baltimoreoctopus· Mar 31

Medieval illustration of a cat playing a piano

BaltimoreOctopus@baltimoreoctopus· Mar 22

Circle

A tabby calico cat curled up in a cat hammock. Look closely for two other cats on the floor.

BaltimoreOctopus@baltimoreoctopus· Mar 18

Belzoni on the couch

A white and in black cat on blue blankets with a red curtain in the background

BaltimoreOctopus@baltimoreoctopus· Mar 1

What a mouth.

A white and black cat yawning with a pink tongue.

BaltimoreOctopus@baltimoreoctopus· Feb 28

My mother in law is moving next week, so we're spending all day transporting fragile stuff to her new house. The haunted doll has made the move.

Am old doll sitting in a small rocking chair in front of a mirror. Evil / haunted.

BaltimoreOctopus@baltimoreoctopus· Feb 22

A tabby calico cat in a basket on a tan couch.

BaltimoreOctopus@baltimoreoctopus· Feb 10

Gwen lives in Maryland.

A calico cat, with a messy room in the background.

BaltimoreOctopus@baltimoreoctopus· Jan 22

Gabriel knows he is very handsome.

A black cat on a light blue seat and a tan floor with a multicolored cat toy.

BaltimoreOctopus@baltimoreoctopus· Jan 2

A tabby kitten on a couch.

BaltimoreOctopus@baltimoreoctopus· Dec 23

Parents when their kids come into their bed.

An annoyed tabbyco cat in a blue cat bed with her 9 month old kitten snuggling her.

BaltimoreOctopus@baltimoreoctopus· Dec 20

At the nature center and a bunch of the taxidermied animals have Santa hats. And then BAM! Hannukah beaver.

A taxidermied beaver with a blue yarmulke.

BaltimoreOctopus@baltimoreoctopus· Dec 11

Keepin' that Halloween spirit all year long.

An orange kitten sitting in a pumpkin-shaped basket.

BaltimoreOctopus@baltimoreoctopus· Nov 29

A tabby calico cat sitting on top of a printer.

BaltimoreOctopus@baltimoreoctopus· Nov 27

Krusty the Klown from The Simpsons singing "Down that well"

BaltimoreOctopus@baltimoreoctopus· Oct 28

Feeling spooky.

Three jack-o'-lanterns: crazy face, cat, and cat face.

BaltimoreOctopus@baltimoreoctopus· Oct 25

This could be us.

An orange kitten and tabby kitten snuggling together in a blue cat bed.

BaltimoreOctopus@baltimoreoctopus· Oct 10

Three cats on a couch.

BaltimoreOctopus@baltimoreoctopus· Oct 10

This guy next to my desk at work is making me jealous.

An orange cat curled up asleep on a cat bed in the sun.

BaltimoreOctopus@baltimoreoctopus· Sep 4

Sharing the bed

An orange kitten and a tabbyco kitten in a blue cat bed.

BaltimoreOctopus@baltimoreoctopus· Aug 29

Orange kitten on a shelf

BaltimoreOctopus@baltimoreoctopus· Jul 24

Good evening.

An orange kitten sitting on a shelf with crossed paws.